Wutai

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Wutai (Emerald)
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Wutai was a pirate on the Emerald Ocean and Cerulean Ocean and Ice Ocean. The pirates on the Emerald and Cerulean Oceans have been deleted.

Biography

Wutai washed ashore on Emerald Ocean some time on February 2014. Seeking the piratical glory and fun of many, many years past, Wutai abandoned his beloved previous characters and wealth to start anew and explore the oceans that had changed with the ages.

Having soon obtained enough PoE from laboring for the many high-paying factions that squabbled over Admiral Island in blockades, Wutai purchased his first ever ship, a fine sloop, and began searching for a crew that would allow him to take her into battle-service, eventually signing up with the crew skull smashers as an officer. For many weeks' duration, he was known for pillaging the high seas lacking cannonballs and rum, with only the loyalty and fighting ferociousness of his swabbie comrades to aid him in his battles against the many marauding brigands and barbarians that terrorized the high-seas. It was during this time that Wutai adopted a pet cat named Meow to alleviate his loneliness on these long and difficult voyages; Meow also turned out to be a big help in dealing with ship rats too. The pirate gods saw fit to reward Wutai's masochistic tendencies and grit by offering unto him the fabled Kraken's blood a number of times in his solitary battles. Taking this as a divine sign, and believing his battle navigation skills to have reached a sufficient level of mastery, Wutai began to furnish his ships with ammo and rum and took aboard any adventure-seeking jobbers he could find. One of these jobbers, Diluna, eventually came to enlist also in skull smashers and they soon became fast friends as they plundered their way throughout the ocean. A time later, on one fateful day, a slightly smelly and crazed pirate, named Percues, jobbed aboard Wutai's ship and offered both him and Diluna an invitation into his crew Demons of Dementia, promising rewards of everlasting wealth, fun, and sexual gratification. After much discussion, both accepted the offer to change crew allegiances, as their captain had not been spotted in weeks and had gone dormant. Thus began their chapter in Demons of Dementia as fleet officers.

In his many months in Demons of Dementia, Wutai made many friends with persons such as Percues, Trilian, Burbank, Staycr, Jennyjen, Thepiratee, Blluraven, Punchbeer, Kittenvonzoo, and other people that he can't remember at the time of this writing. In this time, he entered a weeks-long blood-craze assaulting Imperial Outposts and defending the weak against Viking Raids. The thrill that he felt fighting off these invaders! Especially the Imperial Outposts; oh the joy he felt sinking defending sloops with his longship, and eventually the full weight of his baghlah. The bloodcurdling death cries of his enemies: music to his ears! Despite the joy that Imperial Outposts and Viking Raids brought to Wutai, manning his ships, especially with gunners, for these activities was often difficult and led to much begging for the assistance of the members of both his crew and that of his flag, Delirium. Although they often responded to his cries for help, Wutai thought it best to continue exploring the ocean for other activities, which led to his new weeks-long obsession with the Cursed Isles! Leading countless excursions with other brave souls into the cultists' waters eventually led to, with the assistance of a weekend Cursed Isles boost event, Wutai's obtainment of his first ever familiar, a purple and grey serpent. Deeming the foul creature ugly, Wutai subsequently sold the wretched beast for a sum of three hundred thousand PoE. With his new-found wealth, he set his eyes on the Haunted Seas. Growing an obsessive love for these haunted waters, in a number of weeks he burned through his fortune with failed incursions, often leading him to pester his crew members for loans to throw into new ships to sink. Having destroyed a total of two war brigs and four junks in this time, Wutai put his love for the Haunted Seas on hold and focused on paying off the loans he took to fund these voyages.

Weary of the love-hate relation he had with Barnabas and the mighty ghost frigs that would often destroy his ships, Wutai sought to settle back to his roots and take up the cannons of pillaging yet again. To facilitate this, he created his own personal one-man crew, the Aardvark Defense Fleet - so named after his fleet of ships with the prefix "Aardvark" - so that he could freely adjust his ship restocking cut to cater to the conditions of the notice board. Sailing happily under his home flag, Delirium, Wutai decided also to explore the less-violent arts of shopkeeping, creating stalls for iron mongers, a distillery, a weavery, a tailor, and a shipyard on Hubble's Eye and Ilha da Aguia, both underpopulated and thus cheap in rent.

Later on, due to anticipated inactivity of the monarch of his flag, Delirium, he was called to follow the emigration of Demons of Dementia and other Delirium-member crews to the flag Operation Mobilisation and then Midknight Sun. It was during this period of chaotic flag-nomadism that the terror of Kraken was released onto the oceans on July 29, 2014. Finding entertainment in the new Sea Monster Hunt, Wutai amassed a small fortune from the early days of Sea Monster Voyage, using his stalls to capitalize on the demand for grog and lifeboats along with generous payouts from daring solo incursions into the lair and the sale of then-highly-desired furniture and trinkets from such voyages. At last, Wutai's Haunted Seas-incurred debts were paid off! To top off his joy, on August 31, 2014, Wutai and his partner crew, Demons of Dementia, made a much-longed-for return to their glorious flag, Delirium, albeit worn down from the dispersal of many of its members into other flags.

Feeling that his time of exploration on Emerald Ocean had come to an end, and seeking to explore other waters and curious about the sensation of having female breasts, Wutai, now a lass, washed ashore on Cerulean Ocean on July 2014, funded by the generous subscription-time donations of Seatexan and Fourteen. Now plying these new waters with her new crew, Crash and Burn, and crewmates, Fourteen and Hamilton, Wutai seeks to build her fleet and fortune in this strange new ocean. The adventure continues!

And then the adventured ende abruptly when her subscription time ran its course. Wutai then returned to Emerald ocean where she became heavily involved in poker as a means of amassing funds to hopefully one day obtained a shoppe of her own.

A few months later around the 12th month of the 2014th year, having felt that the oceans had stopped churning, she decided to hibernate from Puzzle Pirates for a while and closed down her stalls and began collecting acorns for the long winter ahead. She may still be seen sometimes online lounging about and stalking unsuspecting pirates.

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Wutai is known for naming her ships in such a manner that her ships appear first on the alphabetical ship roster of crews, so that she may locate her ships in the manner of maximum laziness and ease; thus on Emerald Ocean her ships are named with the prefix "Aardvark" and on the Cerulean Ocean, "Aardwolf". In battle navigation, she prefers to weave about and in-front the bow of her enemy, firing full broadsides at even the remote possibility of landing a hit, often leading to the annoyance and subsequent departure of her underpaid and overworked gunners. Wutai thoroughly enjoys playing duty navigation, assaulting Imperial Outposts, and leading voyages into the misty waters of the Cursed Isles. Her one soul-passion, though, is the mysterious waters of the Haunted Seas, when her allowance can afford the multiple war brigs that she sinks there-in.

Wutai may also be rarely spotted on Ice Ocean. She participated in the testing of the Kraken, in the weeks before its production release on July 29, 2014.