United Pillagers Across Malachite

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United Pillagers Across Malachite is an informal list of pirates on Malachite who love to pillage.

Joining UPAMa

To join UPAMa, simply add your pirate's information to the list below. Note that if you join, you will receive tells from pirates looking for a pillage. To add your name, copy the following text:

{{UP | Pirate_Name | Swordfighting_Standing | Sailing_Standing | Carp_Standing | Bilge_Standing | Guns_Standing | Rumble_Standing | Best_Time_to_Find_You }}

Edit the article section by clicking here and add your information below the line: <!---Pirates go below this line --->

Replace the bolded terms with your own information. Make sure to group yourself by times (and then alphabetical order within time categories) to make this list more useful. Save the article, and you are on the list.

Using UPAMa

If you are setting up a pillage, send a tell to pirates on the list offering them a spot. Send one tell only. Do not use this list if you are close to port or are not planning on attacking ships.

What is UPAMa?

United Pillagers Across Malachite is a list - a resource for lone players looking for others to pillage with. Some of us are blessed with giant crews that lead quality pillages at all hours of the day. For the rest of us, there's UPAMa.

By signing up with UPAMa, you are saying that you enjoy successful high-level pillages, and you intend to pillage often while online. If your name is listed on UPAMa, groups looking for jobbers in a blood pillage will come to you offering work. Here's how UPAMa works:

  • Anyone can access the UPAMa list, and anyone can invite you to pillage. It is your responsibility to decide who to pillage with. If you go on a pillage and the navigator is horrible, then don't accept his or her requests to pillage any more.
  • ANTI-SPAM COUNTERMEASURES: Pillage leaders, when using UPAMa to search for jobbers, send a single /tell to each person on the list. Don't send multiple /tells. If you get no reply then the other person is offline or not interested. Here is a sample template: U.P.A.Ma. Notice : A [ship size] under the command of [pirate] is seeking jobbers. Reply to this message for a job invitation. If you receive the message and are not interested, simply say so. There are other people on the list who might want to pillage.
  • Over the course of using UPAMa, you will run across exceptional puzzlers and high-quality mates to hang out with. Feel free to /hearty these mates. UPAMa was designed as a tool to help those without extensive contact lists. Once you create your own jobber 'black book', you will find yourself relying on UPAMa less and less.


UPAMa List

See also the supplementary time chart.

Pirate name Puzzle standing Times online (PT)
SF Sails Carp Bilge Guns Rumble
Jaypet Distinguished Able Respected Master Distinguished Able Anytime I'm online.
Know - - - - - - Anytime im online.
Raggedjoe able master master disting master GM Anytime im online.
Azulamante Dist Legendary Respected GM Master Dist Whenever I'm free
Evilduck Grand-Master Legendary Grand-Master Ultimate Legendary Grand-Master Whenever I'm free
Jaede Able Ren-Leg (varies) Renowned Ren-Leg (varies) Master Dist/Able Random, Usually late, PST
Mailliw Master Grand-master Grand-master Master Master Respected Random Times


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