Vargas the Mad

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Vargas the Mad is one of the original five Brigand Kings introduced to the game in April 2006. So far it appears that he is the sole king to exclusively rumble, technically making him a Barbarian King. He is captain of the crew Circle of Madness and king of the flag The Enlightened on all but the Opal Ocean. On the Opal Ocean he goes by the name Vargas der Irre and is captain of the crew Zirkel des Wahnsinns and king of the flag Die Erleuchteten.

Note: While there have been posts in the forum done under the guise of the Brigand Kings, these are unofficial postings made by players that are not Ocean Masters or any other Three Rings staff and are not approved.

1 In battle
2 Governed Islands
3 Flotillas
4 Trinket Rewards
5 Current Flotilla Position

In battle

All of Vargas's swabbies are bald, including the females.

Engagement chants:

Brace yourself! Vargas the Mad and his barbaric horde are looking for a rumble!
Vargas the Mad says, "Hehehe! Looking for a bit of a fight are we? Wonderful! We all just ran out of things to smash!"

Disengagement chant:
Player disengage:

Vargas the Mad says, "Run away! Hehehe, run away! Hide under the ocean, behind the sun or beneath the tiniest seashell! I will find you pirates!"

Vargas disengage:

Vargas the Mad says, "I can hear it, hehehe! Their song is in the air once more! Set a course for their enchanting song!"

Grappling chant:

Vargas the Mad says, "Time to break a few necks lads! Hehehe!"

Death chant:

Vargas the Mad says, "Things are getting a bit dark around here mates... seems the dream world is calling. Crack a few skulls for me!"

Defeat chants:

Vargas the Mad says, "No! No! No! We cannot lose! If we do they will come for us! They will comes for us all!"
Vargas the Mad says, "Very well, I shall give each of yer dedicated hands one <''Insert trinket name''> in ransom for my release."

Victory chant:

Vargas the Mad says, "Hehehe, another mighty good brawl we had! The icing on the trout is that we take all your shiny coins and the like!"

Governed Islands

Island News:

By decree of the owner of this island, Vargas the Mad, every inhabitant will perform a solemn duty corresponding to the day of the week:

Monday: Each citizen must harass all of the island's sleeping turtles.
Tuesday: Each citizen must wear a fez in one of three colors: maroon, brown or blue.
Wednesday: Each citizen must rumble at least three times with a fish.
Thursday: Each citizen must contemplate their madness till enlightened.
Friday: Each citizen must participate in a mock naval battle commemorating the victory of Vargas over Finius.
Saturday: Each citizen must juggle at least seven fruit simultaneously. Rambutan are not acceptable juggling fruit.
Sunday: Each citizen must toss a caber at least 10 yards.

Palace News:

Welcome, swellcome, glitter me timbers! Here's a palace for Vargas if he ever remembers! Think ye on this though, afore leavin' me isle: gold fuels me madness so drop some on the pile!

Shop News:

Wiggle, wiggle little worms! Bumble-bee buzzers crawling like germs! Bang and clatter and hammer and make, slither and blather - making things for my sake!

Flotillas

A flotilla league point as seen from the targeting screen.

Vargas the Mad's flotilla icon as seen on Yer known world.

Trinket Rewards


Jigsaw Puzzle Piece	Reading Pipe	Scientific Tome	Siren's Comb

Current Flotilla Position

Cobalt	Hunter	Malachite

This Brigand King does not currently have a flotilla on Cobalt. It might be busy blockading or in hiding.	Currently 1 league point(s) south east of Messier's Crown	This Brigand King does not currently have a flotilla on Malachite. It might be busy blockading or in hiding.

Midnight	Sage	Viridian

Currently 3 league point(s) south west of Monsoon Island	This Brigand King does not currently have a flotilla on Sage. It might be busy blockading or in hiding.	This Brigand King does not currently have a flotilla on Viridian. It might be busy blockading or in hiding.