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Hotel Caravanserai

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Hotel Caravanserai
Right-facing Inn (upgraded) on
Caravanserai Island (Ibis Archipelago)
Emerald Ocean
Proprietorship
Owner Dwn
Erected May 2006
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Hotel Caravanserai inn is located on Caravanserai Island on the Emerald Ocean. The Inn was named by Inanna and is a parody of The Eagle's hit song, "Hotel California." Originally owned by Inanna, the inn was sold to Scarymuffin for an unknown amount in June 2006. The Inn was later on sold to Dwn in October 2006 for another undisclosed amount.

Lyrics to Hotel Caravanserai

On a dark ocean League point, sea mist in my hair
Warm smell of gunpowder, rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light
My pegleg loose and my eyepatch worn...
I had to rest for the night


There she drifted in the current
I heard the Skellies yell
My crew were thinking to themselves
"This could be Heaven or this could be Hell"
Then we loaded our cannons and we fired them away
The voices of the quties in the air thought I heard them say...


Welcome to the Hotel Caravanserai
Put A skellies face In our trinket case
Plenty of room at the Hotel Caravanserai
Any time of year, you can find it here


Her mind is poker-twisted, with her pocket eights..
She got a lot of one eyed, peg-leg boys, she calls mates
How they rumble in corners, making crazy bets
Some brawl to remember, some drink to forget


So I called up the Captain,
Please bring me, me swill
He said,'We haven't had that spirit here and we never will
And still those voices are calling for that fine rum,
Keep you up till the middle of the night
You know you want to succumb


Welcome to the Hotel Caravanserai
Feel our warm embrace in this lovely place
We're livin it up at the Hotel Caravanseri
No it's not our fault, why not bring your alt?


Try your hand at TD!
No six or ten like on Ice!
And she said "If we turn on the turbo,
There's no time to think twice!"


If you go to the back room
They're gathered for the feast
They stab it with their scimitars
But they just can't kill the beast


The last thing I remember,
I was passed out on the floor
Tried to get me a whisk back
To the shack I was before


Relax, said the barkeep,
We are programmed to receive.
You can checkout any time you like,
But if you spam you leave!


Credits for the piratification of the Eagles, "Hotel California," go to Crazee, Lucan(Wilbur), Inanna and Saluteme

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