Woodyhavers

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Woodyhavers is a senior officer of the crew The Enchanted and member of the flag Fearless Privateers. He sails on the Sage Ocean. At various times Woody has been a royal and captain. He currently enjoys a bit of hobnobbing with those dread pirates The Plunder Bunnies. Woody is a notorious pirate when it comes to pillaging, ravaging the seven seas till all are pleading for mercy. His cohorts in crime, Sxylady and Wych, usually can reign him in when he begins terrorizing the seas as pirates do. If they cant, however, it is recommended that all take cover and hide yer booty before he storms yer island or grapples yer ship.

Woody has also taken charge of his good friends Heap's tailoring stall on Wensydale. He runs this with his beloved Larissawench.

Woody also helps his beautiful friend Tikes with her distillery on Greenwich, even though both of them are rubbish at distilling.