Snot's Scoundrels

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Snot's Scoundrels at a Glance
Viridian Ocean
Captain	Snotbeard
Senior Officer(s)	Blackmullet, Bonniehannah, Eaden, Gothicdan, Hetor, Jopie, Papaja, Piumanera, Snotbarb, Wasbeer
Politics	Autocratic
Shares	Even
Flag Affiliation	Stella Maris
Founded	14 June, 2006
Last updated on 21 September, 2008
Crew Info

Snot's Scoundrels is a crew on the Viridian Ocean. It was founded June 14, 2006.

Public Statement

Please don't ask us to join your Flag. But if you wish to join ours, or Ally with us contact Snotbeard, Mergers into our crew will be considered. Check out our page :- http://www.freewebs.com/snotsscoundrels

Extended Public Statement

Well Mate, you think you might want to be one of the Snot's Scoundrels and you're curious what we have to offer ? Well here's a run down for you to feast your eyes on. Plenty of friends to share great times with while you're pillaging the high seas with us or getting into some games or Tournys with us. We have plenty of games tables at the HQ at Kirin for everyone. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Did I mention we are a bit insane ? As a matter of fact WE ARE THE ASSYLUM !! People actually escape here and find thereselves at the gate begging to get back in !! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ** It's not required that you be insane or that you be related to anyone that is insane !! We'll be happy to help you become insane ! At least slightly crazy !!! *** ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ** Should you're crew merge with the Scoundrels it should be known that no matter what rank you are -- you will be assigned to ranks by the Crew Trainer and the Capt. according to skills and how well we know you. There will most likely be new crew rules and they will be followed ** ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ *****THESE ARE THE RULES ** This is your only warning so I suggest you follow them -- in some cases demotions will occur if you don't !! ****** **** The very least punishment a trip to mars via the plank !! Sometimes ONE WAY !!! **** ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 1 ) Lazers -- do not slack about sunbathing, yacking, trading or playing tournies while others work the stations -- it's not appreciated by the crew !! 2) Spammers -- save your breathe till the end - you'll get better results and less splinters ! 3) Beggars -- Sorry mate we're not a bank. Do your work at the stations and you'll be rewarded. and listen to the OIC during SF and Rumbles !! 4) Shouting -- Unless you have been named XO on the ship -- do not shout !! 5) Promotions -- please give us a little time to look you over before we decide what to rank you. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ *** NOW The prize for these rules being broken are a one way ticket to the black hole and expellment from the crew PERMENANTLY !!! *** 1 ) Disrespecting anyone -- will get you thrown on the plank from the crows nest BACKWARDS hitting your head on the plank first !!! 2 ) Stealing -- no further discusions needed !! 3 ) Leaving during battle -- no further discussions needed !!! 4 ) Making a pilly and leaving the ship at sea or taking it to an uninhabited island were there is no way to restock the ship and leaving it ! ( Leave a message and be back to pay the next day for it ) 5 ) Questioning your rank and complainning that you are better than others -- see disrespecting others !! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If you do any of these 5 things and manage to make it back in the crew you will be RETRAINED by the Training officer Snotbarb and meet her approval before your rank is returned ! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The following ranks will be approved by the Capt and 2 high ranking Officers. Fleet Officer or Senior Officer. Do not rush to get ranks or to accept them, take them only if you feel ready for them. ** We do not appreciate nor approve argueing across flag or crew chat. We would much rather that you take the issues up at HQ or the training Bungalow. ** Promotion requirements. (This includes crews merging) Pirate = Automatically when you join. Officer = Have Office Badge, have Narrow in all Piracy experience with a skill level above Able and pass the Officer Test. Fleet Officer = Have been with the crew for 2 weeks minimum, have Office Badge, be trusted by the crew, the So's and Myself , have most Piracy experience at Solid, Respected in Battle Navigation and pass the Fleet Officer Test and have a ship. Senior Officer = As all the other positions require experience so does this one but in a different way. Experience in the Game, experience with the crew and interaction/involvement with the crew. The Senior Officer positions will only be given at our discretion. Please do not ask to be SO, as this will bar you from it. *** Exceptions might be made from time to time for the Officer and Fleet Officer positions, but that will be entirely at our discretion, please do not ask or question those decisions, as our decision is final. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Snotbeard's Scoundrels where, when respect is broken, sarcasm becomes a piece of art. The Scoundrels website is http://www.freewebs.com/snotsscoundrels/wtfdistf.html

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