Lethe
Lethe is senior officer of the The Sea Hares on the Viridian Ocean.
In April 2006, she won a yellow monkey in the Shipwrighting Marathon on Midnight, where she is a fleet officer of the Far Too Jolly Rogers. Lethe named the monkey Zengia, a reference to cult horror film Braindead. After the contest, she continued puzzling with the alt and discovered that it takes over four hours speed-shipwrighting to get oceanwide Ultimate from scratch. Half of that time was spent just levelling up from half-Legendary to half-Ultimate.
A few months later, in October 2006, Lethe won another familiar for shipwrighting - on Viridian this time - in the first such bakeoff held on that ocean (it was also the first OM-organised shipwrighting event). She named the orange/grey parrot Farore, after a character from The Legend of Zelda.
Lethe is usually found rumbling in her beloved villa or working on her sailing stats.