Handsomesam
Handsomesam started playing in 2003 or 2004 with the 7 day trial on Cobalt. He moved to the Viridian Ocean and now plays on the Meridian Ocean. Handsomesam is currently a senior officer in Ducha De Oro and a proud member of Rum Soaked Devils. His favorite things to do are Gunnery and Sword-fighting. Handsomesam's pantaloons slightly resemble tightey whiteys, a fact that he is quite proud of. He is an avid Redsox fan, and is constantly reminding Cutthroatale how bad her Yankees are doing (with the help of Jimpanzee.) He currently lives in a shack with his buddy Miniski (Tomster, Rikin, Cablito), this was after booting Eelizabeth out of his cottage.
Is he retired? No, he is that old guy that everyone in the office loves that comes into work every now and then to say hello and pretend like he is doing something.
Handsomesam pillages are very rare and extremely uneventful.
