Alexaleo

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Alexaleo

Familiars Won
Viridian Unknown	Viridian Unknown

It all started when he was a little boy; when he decided to pick up a foil and start messing around with it. This messing around eventually allowed him to work his way up to a falchion (after he realized how useless the continuous poking of a foil was), with which he could slash, stab, cut, and send massive 3x15 auto-instas better than ever before. And then came the fruitcake. On the evening of December 14th, 2005, an automated fruitcake tourny began. With Alexaleo ranked 1st in the tourny, he defeated the evil "everyone else that faced him", and took that fruitcake for his own. Many believe that's what built him today--- Ejmueller tells you, "Everything leads back to that fruitcake." It's true. A fruitcake makes who we all are as people, as well as pirates. Starfish just can't compare.

Alexaleo is the captain of the crew Colored Monkeys and is king of the flag Colored Familiars on the Viridian Ocean. This was after the dreaded tread through Barbebleu's crew. Realizing that Alexaleo didn't belong in the crew, he and Jerry founded the brand new crew Jerry's Kids, which was deprived of pirates when Jerry had left the game. After winning the familiar auction at the end of 2006, he created the crew Colored Monkeys, which, as Lotsofgoats said, has absolutely nothing to do with black people/monkeys/pirates.

He is known for making millions in poker and then spending it all on furniture. Many criticize this as a waste of everyone else's hard earned PoE, considering he wins the majority sitting playing poker while others are out pillaging or doing other useful things. He likes his villa which he so rudely boasts about, because it's really all he's ever done. There is also a lot of confusion on his real name--- it's "Alex", with an "x" (not an "r"). And it's "Al-ee-oh", not "A-leo".

Alexaleo is also highly ranked in Swordfighting, Navigating, and Shipwrightery, and has gotten very close to winning many familiars. He should have won one, but by a cause of epic proportions, way out of his control, the familiar soon came into the hands of another pirate.

He and Branflakes also feel the need to crack jokes every other sentence and follow it up with the famous "XD" face. Many people have also been irritated by this face, saying quote, "that XD thing is way overused". Alexaleo and Branflakes however, think such an idea could never be overused.

Achievements

Captain of the Season 6 winning Olympic Champions League brawl team, The End.
Furnished one of the most famous (and expensive) villas of all time.
Has made 25,000,000 PoE in Puzzle Pirates poker.
Another 1,500,000 PoE has been made from buying and reselling rare furniture items.
Sold his white parrot to gain enough PoE to obtain his yellow monkey for 5.51 million PoE in the December Familiar Auction
Traded his yellow monkey, Aleo, for Candy Titi, a black and green parrot, a shoppe (that is now destroyed), and a tan familiar that he immediately sold for 2.0 million.

Shoppes

Alexaleo has put millions into the follow three shoppes. The most notable of the three, Lots of Goats and Clothing, has approximately 25 million PoE worth of clothing on the rack.