Ejmueller

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Ejmueller is a pirate on the Viridian Ocean. Currently, he is alting because he was banned for using speed emulators to make up for his less than average swordfighting ability.

He Swordfights and plays poker a lot. He has no knowledge of Puzzle Pirates outside the realms of those two puzzles. Being the real life brother of the pirate End, he has been given proper training on the correct way to go about speed modding.

Achievements

• A pioneer of the speed-hacking community
• Only notable for having a brother who speed hacks on a more public basis
• Has a hearty list with a group of people with the lowest number of combined brain cells ever recorded.