Metaphysics launched his Puzzle Pirates career on the Sage Ocean in November 2005 (But has until recently been playing under different pirate names - see below.) Metaphysics also plays under the pirate Hugsnotdrugs.
- Metaphysics was formerly the pirate Executer
- Gathered all the colors of sheep
- Had the ultimate piracy trophy on his previous pirate Executer but is currently too lazy to get it on Metaphysics
- Owns 4 colored familiars (two octopuses, one monkey, one parrot)
- Frigalicious on Caravanserai Island