Fontaneda

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Fontaneda

Fontaneda started his pirate career in Yohoho Puzzle Pirates on April 2nd, 2007, on the Hunter Ocean. Working in the Quetzal Island Navy, Fontaneda learned the ropes of piracy and earned his sea-legs. Looking for a more lucrative profession, he stumbled across a job offer with the crew Slaughter of Elysium who was shipping supplies from Chachapoya Island to Quetzal for 50 Pieces of Eight per league. Fontaneda went aboard and became friends with Eldharin who offered him a position with Slaughter of Elysium. He took it.

Saving his money, Fontaneda bought his first ship, a sloop named "Fascinating Hagfish". With his eyes set on a senior officer position, Fontaneda commenced raising his navy rank and skills in Sailing, Bilging, Carpentry, Shipwrightery, Distilling, and Navigation. Due to his hard work, Fontaneda had surmounted a vast amount of wealth which he in folly, wasted in revelry and wagers. He realized that hard-work and diligence would make him far better off financially and skill-wise than his former lifestyle. To this day Fontaneda refuses to gamble.

A lover of exploration, Fontaneda has to date sailed half the Hunter Ocean and has his eyes on a particular island.

Unfortunately due to fat pig-headed land-lubbers who call themselves pirates, Fontaneda took his scimitar and thrust it through his head choosing death rather than listen to blubbering non-sense being spout across the ocean by non-drunken "pirates". He died shouting these words "The sea be the only home fer Fontaneda! Blast all ye swill-headed blubbering baboons! Curse ye all ter Davy Jone's locker!" He leaped onto his sloop and cut down a score of landsman before he drove his trusted damscus blade through his jaw and fell to the ground dead.