User:Looseweed
Contest:
http://forums.puzzlepirates.com/community/mvnforum/viewthread?p=504585#504585
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rules:
no deleteing
put you name on you entry
put a "horzitontal line" at de end you entry avide dem up.
prizes: (midnight only)
5k - funniest entry
5k - most insulting entry
I and I judge.
-- original binghi dread rasta
lord advisor of notorious fandango
captain of hell fire for hire
disciple of the mad professor
Entries
Looseweed is an entity (believed to be a man, but no one is certain) whose text is strange and indecipherable to all but his converts who understand him perfectly. Conversion into the cult of Looseweed involves swearing anti-aligience to the forces known only as Babylon. Although it is rumored that there are five of these, only one is actually documented.
Followers of Looseweed are engaged in a strange dance where they spend all their effort attempting to take an island just to give it away or lose it, even if it requires dropping a warchest on themselves to lose to their alts
Looseweed has only been seen on Midnight
He came in the night and he spoke
in a patois that seemed like a joke,
but Looseweed's appeal
is that he's surreal -
that, and he shares whatever he smokes.
Entry 1
The infamous pirate Looseweed is known to many yet understood by few. His utterances have been known to cause hilarity, consternation and confusion yet a strong message regarding the nature of games and roleplaying is a consistent subtext to his role in the YPP community.
He has variously been described as the fearless spiritual leader of the anti Babylon movement, a dread binghi warrior on a quest to find Zion, a ganga addled anarchist and a hemp running turban head.
Entry 2
Nothing more than a "ganja addled anarchist full of hot air" in the famous words of Squid, the pirate Looseweed lives enveloped in a consistent hashish daze. This altered state of reality has given Looseweed the false impression that something can be done to change the status quo on Midnight. Thankfully right minded pirates across the ocean have presented a united front against this proponent of reefer madness.
The only good RPer on YPP I know of. Oh, and he says 'Irey' a lot too.
Looseweed: (loos-weed).
1) (n) A character in the MMOG Yohoho! Puzzle Pirates game, known around the Midnight Ocean for his usage of rastafarian language. He also was a king of Notorious Fandango in-game.
2) (adj) A description of what will happen to hemp if it's left in the rain.
--Gloraelin 19:23, 28 December 2005 (PST)
Looseweed (lu:swi:d) n. compound noun derived from
adj. loose - meanings: 1) free or released from confinement, 2) not fitted or fitting closely, 3) not bundled, packaged, fastened or put in a container, 4) inexact or imprecise 5) esp.of women promiscuous or easy, 6) immoral or dissolute in ways of life 7) informal very relaxed, easy
n. weed – meanings: 1) a plant that grows wild and profusely esp. one that grows among cultivated plants, 2) tobacco, slang marijuana 3) informal a thin or unprepossessing person
Looseweed (lu:swi:d) pirate – infamous character of the Midnight Ocean and prominent member of the flag Notorious Fandango.
As a true Fandango he has broken free of the confinements of Babylon, a certain type of alliance-webbed flag that his personality would certainly not fit. He is a role player par excellence and speaks in the rasta patois, a dialect not easily understood and unjustly called imprecise – if on purpose or out of ignorance is indeterminate – by the “cultivated plants” of the ocean who would also attest him immoral and dissolute ways of leading his pirate life.
Those sympathetic to the Fandango cause know Looseweed to be relaxed and easy going, a state that has been rumoured to be weed-induced although this can not be proven. While the pirate is a male character and has not been known to show promiscuous behaviour – many such female pirates succumb to his unprepossessing personality. He likely has them all fooled, for: Weak heart no enta Zion!
Correction: It hasn't been proved that Looseweed is a "loose" pirate, but there have been plenty of rumors.
ENTRY 1
This Rubbish guy who thinks hes good at PvP. He cant even get folks to say uncle. He goes on and on about babylon mon and stuff bashing flags who want to play the game safe and fun and enjoy Status Quos. Hes a big pretend bully who hides behind his 'Rasta mon' persona. People call him a jerk behind his back because he blockades isles and hies pals raise taxes to bully nice players. Looseweed also supports Stalls on turtle, alpha and spring secretly.
ENTRY 2
This Rubbish guy who thinks hes good at PvP. He cant even get folks to say uncle. He goes on and on about babylon mon and stuff bashing flags who want to play the game safe and fun and enjoy Status Quos. Hes a big pretend bully who hides behind his 'Rasta mon' persona. People call him a jerk behind his back because he blockades isles and hies pals raise taxes to bully nice players.
But thats the opinion Babylon has of him. Not me, hes my masta man.
original battybwoy dread rasta
lord advisor of notorious fenky-fenky
cat of hell fire for hire
dead wood of the mad professor
I don't like him because "marihuanasuelto" is too long.
