Turkeys
Turkeys is a pirate on the Hunter Ocean. She is currently ranked as a fleet officer and wench of the crew Booty Calls, and is a member of the flag The Swarm.
History
Turkeys started playing Puzzle Pirates around mid August 2008 and has been drifting on and off the site at various times. Starting off as a greenie pirate, she drifted from crew to crew before settling on a crew called Watch My Feet Shimmy. She remained in this crew for some time, before going dormant for a month. She then returned to find that the crew had gone dormant, so she moved onto a crew called Raiders, which soon turned notorious and was hated by most of the other crews(verify). It was then that her cutter was sank on her birthday. It was not the best day of her life.
Turkeys then left Raiders shortly after that and went crewless for a few months, just working her way through the puzzles before joining a crew called ExQuizza. Here she quickly rose to the rank of SO, before leaving to join her fellow pirate Elrohil in the crew Avius Amius. However, due to some corruption in the crew, she left a couple of months later to join the crew Stormy Sea Riders where she remained for around four months, rising to SO position once again. Leaving the crew to some disabandonment, Turkeys joined a crew called The Double Rainbows with her captain, father, and ex-husband, Kingmet (whom she worships as a god but also enjoys beating him with a whip) but the crew later merged with Frozen Glory, with the captain Caapjack (Sexeh Mike).
Once leaving Frozen Glory, Turkeys remained in her current crew - Ben's Zonas.
Due to lots of corruption (again) in the crew, the flag had to disabandon. Due to this Iocane Island was now handed over to Ice which it still remains with to this day. After this Turkeys joined Sea Sick, convincing the nub/n00b/greenie/drunk Oneiromancer to join in the process. Moving on again she joined a crew called Booty Calls which she remains with to this day, enjoying every personality this crew has to offer.
Quotes
Turkeys greeter chats, "So, Bia, where is that whipping post?"
Turkeys tells ye, "If you make me mad, I'll sit on you. You won't like that."
Turkeys says, "Ye told Andrewbboii, "I want to tear your clothes right off of you and roll in the dirt with you naked""
Turkeys says, "Thanksgiving is like my children's holocaust."
