This Is DECAF
| This Is DECAF at a Glance | |
|---|---|
| Meridian Ocean | |
| Last Captain | Masterofwar (Dormant) |
| Senior Officer(s) | None |
| Politics | Autocratic |
| Shares | Jobber's Delight |
| Flag Affiliation | Shem ha-Mephorash |
| Founded | 22 July, 2010 |
| Dormant as of 6 December, 2016 | |
 Crew Info
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This Is DECAF is a dormant crew on the Meridian Ocean, flying the flag of Shem ha-Mephorash.
History
Tt was founded by former captain Annihalator on the 22nd of July, in 2010, on the retired Viridian Ocean. With this crew, he expresses his hate for decaf coffee.
Public statement
DECAF is no Coffee.
Extended public statement
I so hate Decaf. This cup of DECAF made me so angry....
How am I supposed to do my work on DECAF???
Song about coffee
Dethklok - "Duncan Hills Coffee Jingle"
Do You Folks Like Coffee? Real Coffee, From the Hills Of Colombia?
The Duncan Hills awake you From A Thousand Deaths. A Cup Of blackened Blood. (Die, Die) You're Dying For A Cup.
Guatemala Blend, Ethiopian, French Vanilla Roast. (Die, Die) You're Dying For A Cup.
Prepare For Ultimate Flavor! You're Gonna Get Some... now And Scream... For Your Cream
Duncan Hills, Duncan Hills, Duncan Hills Coffee.
The Coffee Song Written By: Bob Hilliard / Richard Miles
Way down among Brazilians Coffee beans grow by the billions So they’ve got to find those extra cups to fill They’ve got an awful lot of coffee in Brazil
You can’t get cherry soda Cause they’ve gotta sell their quota And the way things are I guess they never will They’ve got an awful lot of coffee in Brazil
No tea or tomato juice You’ll see no potato juice Cause the planters down in Santos All say no, no, no
A politican’s daughter Was accused of drinkin’ water And was fined a great big fifty dollar bill They’ve got an awful lot of coffee in Brazil
When Brazilian ham and eggs need savor Coffee ketchup gives ‘em flavor Coffee pickles way outsell the dill Why they put coffee in their coffee in Brazil
You date a man and find out later He smells like a percolator His cologne was made right on the grill Hey they could percolate the ocean in Brazil
Don’t ask for hot cocoa there They’ll say you’ve gone loco there But say caffeine or coffee bean and they’ll say ay ay ay
So you’ll add to the local color Serve some coffee with a cruller Dunkin doesn’t take alot of skill They’ve got an awful lot of coffee A great big pot of coffee They’ve got an awful lot of coffee In Brazil, Brazil, Brazil Cafe ole Yeah
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