Mack the Knife

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Mack the Knife at a Glance
Hunter Ocean
Last Captain Melodio
Senior Officer(s) Mwahahahahah
Politics Oligarchic
Shares Even
Flag Affiliation EAC
Founded 12 December, 2006
Dormant as of 25 May, 2007
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Mack the Knife was a crew that sailed the Hunter Ocean. The crew flew the flag of EAC.

History of Mack the Knife

Mack the Knife was founded on 12 December 2006.

Public Statement

Ahoy! We are a crew who likes to make booty and have fun!!

Ahoy, and thank you for looking at our crew page! If you want to join, just ask any of our officers. Promotions are in the private statement. Please don't send us flag invites, as we are already in a flag, and like it very much. That is all.

A Piratey Poem (if you recognize it, you can automatically be promoted in the crew)


To make his mark, the captain cried

"To the devil, drink a toast!

We'll clap the hold with cups of gold

and feed the sea with ghosts.


I see your hunger for a fortune

could be better served beneath my flag.

If you've the stomach for a broadside,

come aboard my pirates strong.

I will take you, make you

everything you've ever dreamed.


Make fast the guns! Tonight we sail

when the high tide floods the bay.

Cut free the lines and square the yards!

Get the black flag stowed away!


The mighty sailors of the Spainards

will soon have pennies on their eyes.

And any other laden fancy,

we will take her by surprise.

I will take you, make you,

everything you've ever dreamed."


Six leagues off the Pukru coast

when a sailor head they spied.

A galleon of the treasure fleet

the mizzen lookout cried.


"Closer to the wind me boys!"

our mighty captain roared.

For every man that's alive tonight

will be hauling gold aboard.


"Spare us!" the galleon begged,

but mercy's face had fled.

Blood ran from the screaming souls

a cutlass in their stead.


Driven to the cornerdeck

the last survivor fell.

"She's ours my boys!" the captain grinned.

"And no one left to tell!"


The captain rose from a silken throne,

with a pistol in his fist.

And shot the lock from an iron box

and a bloodred ruby kissed.


"I give you jewelry of turquoise

a necklace made of solid gold.

One hundred thousand silver pieces

it is just as I foretold.


You see there, before you,

everything you've ever dreamed.

And we have reached this port now

so see what you have gleaned.


So drink a toast with me

I give you liberty

This town is ours---tonight!"


"I want wine! Make it the finest!

Make it a cup for a sea dog's thirst!

Two long years of bones and beaches

of fever and leeches did their worst.


So fill the night with paradise!

Bring me peach and peacock!

Till I burst...

But first...


I want an angel

on a gold chain.

And I will ride her

to the stars.

For its the last time.

For a long, long time.

Come the daybreak

we embark.


On the flood of the morning tide."

Once more the ocean cried!

"This company will return one day.

Though we feel your tears, its the price we pay.


For there's prizes to be taken.

And glory to be found.

Cut free the chains, make fast you souls

We're El Dorado bound.


I will take you

for always

forever, together!

Until hell calls our names.


So drink a toast with me!

To the devil and the deep blue sea!

Gold drives a man--- to dream!"


Signed by Co-Captains Melodio & Mwahahahahah