Kaboom

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Kaboom
Kaboom
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Kaboom is a senior officer in the crew -Obliteration- and lady in the flag Clandestine on the Hunter Ocean.

Kaboom has a story that would take volumes to tell, but brevity allows some leeway so this storyteller shall attempt that which many have deemed as impossible.

Kaboom started as a small, pretty, innocent pirate. Most of that remains true to this day, the innocence part did not last very long. Kaboom has a myriad of traits; the most prevalent of which is that she is prone to trickery and redefines the term "sassy". She joined some crews. She did a lot of things for those crews and a lot of things on the game. Through which she became inundated with friends, smothered with accolades, and suffocated with praise. I am not surprised by this. You should not be either. If you are, you do not know Kaboom so it would be best if you continue reading.

We are going to skip ahead a few pirate years (a pirate year is one regular year). Kaboom joined the crew -Obliteration-. If this was a movie at this point upbeat celebratory music would be playing. Kaboom joined Obliteration. She felt at home right away. She found that her sassiness felt at home with the prevailing sarcasm of the crew. In fact, one of her glowing accomplishments in all her time was out sassing her fellow SO, Lorddke, in a sass vs. sarcasm competition. She won many competitions of this nature, some victories are more dubious than others.

She met many people and they all liked her instantly. I could list off all the people that became devout friends for her but to do so would probably breach the character limit on this page. However, she did befriend Texasborn. That is an important detail for the quiz on Kaboom at the end of the lecture.

That details, rather beautifully, her pirate career politically. As for interests, a different, darker story appears. Kaboom has three interests in game: !) Swordfighting, 2) Sassing people at the dock, and 3) Trickery. She is very good at swordfighting. Once she one 2 familiars in one match. She is great as sassing people. Once she won a sassing competition and won 2 familiars. Her trickery borders on that of epic levels. There unconfirmed rumors that she tricked an OM into believing the Bank was on fire. Eyewitness supports confirm that which the media refuses. She also tricked certain captains of hers to trade familiars for broken crates. Her skill is ever-growing and ever-learning; if she ever gets into her thieving outfit, beware.

This sassy, tricky, pretty, wily, cunning pirate commands loyalty that which would make the Pope envious. Her loyalty to them extends to the same degree and she wields an army of pirates, a battalion of brigands, a conquering force of friends that will come to her support. Her glory will be chiseled into the granite of Puzzle Pirate lore and this capitulation of her story can only be just that.