Cthulhu Cult
| Cthulhu Cult at a Glance | |
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| Emerald Ocean | |
| Captain | None (formerly Jellylegs) |
| Senior Officer(s) | Swabee |
| Politics | Democratic |
| Shares | Even |
| Flag Affiliation | Off The Deep End |
| Founded | 13 May, 2007 |
| Last updated on 20 February, 2012 | |
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Cthulhu Cult is a crew on the Emerald Ocean.
The crew previously flew the flag Bedlam.
Public Statement
We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity. Ignorance is bliss. Therefore, ^_^
Extended Public Statement
In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming.
Our goal is to give ye freedom. Freedom from politics, freedom from commitments. That, and to cause Madness and Insanity on the oceans. You want to PVP a frig? Go to town. Wreak havoc on this small ocean.
If ye want training, we'll provide what we can. If ye want to laze on the beach all day, that's cool too. Promotions, ye ask? Being as we're kind of anarchic, there are no hard and fast rules. Ranks above pirate basically requires us knowin' and trustin' ye. Can't have ye lootin our ships. Great Cthulhu demands sacrifices of Chocolate Covered Limes and if we allow ye to steal them, he will punish us.
Bein as we're bloodthursty (love that spelling), I'll expect ye to split KB with the mates who ye won it with. Yer Hibernian captain will be very disappointed if he hears ye got greedy with the beverages. That's a serious party foul.
And now, time for FUN DEFINITIONS!
CTHULHU FHTAGN: Means Cthulhu Waits or Cthulhu Dreams. Can also be spelled Cthulhu Phtagn!
PANDU: Means destruction, scupperin' of ships, and a great bounty fer us. Also, means Boy Scout in Malay. It is believed that the etymologies were achieved independently, but tis possible that Malaysian boy scouts be vicious sea dogs.
CHOCOLATE COVERED LIMES: The world's greatest treat. It satisfies yer sweet tooth and protects against scurvy. Mename believes it to be favored by Cthulhu, but this belief be unsubstantiated.
