Cannon Therapy

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Cannon Therapy at a Glance
Cobalt Ocean
Last Captain Preston
Senior Officer(s) Calsans, Javaman, Riordan
Politics Autocratic
Shares Jobber's Delight
Flag Affiliation Pinnacle
Founded 18 April, 2007
Dormant or disbanded as of 27 January, 2009

Cannon Therapy was a crew of the flag Pinnacle on the Cobalt Ocean.

The captain was Preston, owner of the sloop the Halcyon Dace, and all around weirdo. The senior officers were Calsans, Javaman and Riordan who were also strange, but not quite as strange. Calsans and Javaman also owned renamed ships, Calsans' being a sloop, and Javaman's being a cutter. They also had a crew baghlah named the Tricky Sawfish.

Public Statement

Come one, come all, to the crew designed by semi-sadistic nuts, for semi-sadistic nuts.

Extended Public Statement

This crew has only a few basic rules.

  1. - If you job, even if you job with another crew, stay until battle is out, barring emergency.
  2. - Your clothing should include something purple or violet, no matter how small. Bruises don't count.
  3. - Work to become master in at least one crafting puzzle. A well-rounded pirate is a happy pirate.
  4. - Gunning is assigned by the XO on board. If the XO asks who's interested, please respond promptly! If not, don't volunteer.
  5. - The minimum requirement for officer promotions is Master standing in at least three of the four duty puzzles. If that's not you, don't ask. The navy missions are your friends.