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Metaphysics launched his Puzzle Pirates career on the Sage Ocean in November 2005 (But has until recently been playing under different pirate names - see below.) Metaphysics also plays under the pirate Hugsnotdrugs.

Contents 1 History 2 Accomplishments 3 Stalls and shoppes 3.1 Owns 3.2 Manages

History

Little is known about Meta's history as he has since forgotten. As his former pirate he was previously SO and First Mate of Rated Arrr and Fleet Officer of Silent Fools.

Formerly:

• Metaphysics was formerly the pirate Executer

Currently:

• Senior officer of Hugs not Drugs
• Prince of Ignorance is Bliss
• Poker tart

Accomplishments

• Gathered all the colors of sheep
• Had the ultimate piracy trophy on his previous pirate Executer but is currently too lazy to get it on Metaphysics
• Owns 4 colored familiars (two octopuses, one monkey, one parrot)

Stalls and shoppes

Owns

• Metaphysics's Tailoring stall on Admiral Island

Manages

• Frigalicious on Caravanserai Island