Witness Protection

Witness Protection at a Glance
Meridian Ocean
Captain	Pleonasm
Senior Officer(s)	Cordora, Sparagus
Politics	Autocratic
Shares	Jobber's Delight
Flag Affiliation	Fill in the Blank
Founded	25 August, 2012
Last updated on 3 September, 2012
Crew Info

Witness Protection is a crew flying the flag Fill in the Blank on the Meridian ocean.

Eventually in life, Pleonasm wishes to become a barbie girl and we wish him well on his journey.

Cordora is related to the viking god of Thor and at will she can summon thunder and lightning upon her victims.

As for Sparagus, he is a vegetable and so nobody really likes him.

History

The crew was disbanded by accident when Pleonasm was eating a doughnut while editing the crew issues.

This terrible crime was commited on August 24, 2012.

This destroyed years of history and it has now been revealed that the crew was originally created on October 7, 2008.

It is not a well known crew but it has participated in many historical blockades and was present at the birth of the Meridian Ocean.

Public Statement

Protecting those who have seen that which can not be unseen.

Extended Public Statement

Witness Protection has recently been troubled by the black death, wiping out the entire crew and many famous pirates such as Demeter, Prometheus and Galene.

This plague is thought to have originated from Pleonasm not showering for a whole week

We, as a crew, believe in equality. Cordora is the boss and Pleonasm does as he's told.

| | | Rules | | |

1. Do not attempt Mutiny as you will quickly succeed.

2. Cordora is the boss, all hail.

3. No talk of love, we're all about hate.