User:Shorty14d2

Being hot is tough.

Ever since the first grade at Husmann Elementary in Hawaii, he has recalled tragic events in multiple counsellings: "My father looked nothing like the people around me—that he was black as pitch, my mother white as milk after being purified and now the additional 2/5ths of a person."

Shorty14d2 graduated from Harvard in 1997 with a degree in constitutional law, because his "father's color was unconstitutional." He then proceeded to Yale for a PhD in more constitutional law. He is also an African American, the American still disputed because of the African.

Shorty14d2 was elected to the Illinois Senate in 1996, succeeding State Senator Alice Palmer (who was white) as Senator (and a woman) from Illinois's 13th Unlucky - District, which at that time spanned Chicago South Side (which is mostly black and ‽therefore violent) neighborhoods from Hyde Park – Kenwood south to South (he didn't like the South for certain reasons outlined in the civil war *cough cough racism*) Shore and west to Chicago (which again is mostly black) Lawn. Once elected, Shorty14d2 gained bisexual support for legislation reforming ethics (i.e. racism) and health care laws (i.e. AIDS (AKA Black --- see bisexual support)). He sponsored a law increasing tax credits for low-income uni-sexual prostitutes, negotiated welfare reform, and promoted increased subsidies for childcare (pedophilia). In 2001, as co-chairman of the bisexual Joint Committee on Administrative Rules (AKA Jerry's Kids II, Shorty14d2 supported Pedophile Governor (PG) Jerry's payday loan regulations and predatory mortgage lending regulations aimed at averting bisexual encounters.

But even more recently he was the president of the United States of America, even though he was black which doesn't make sense.

It is tough because I play basketball in the white house, if you know what I mean.