User:Benzene265/Make A Ghyslaine

This game can never have enough blonde, well-tanned alts, however many pirates disagree. They would rather make the ocean as unblonde and untanned as possible. This handy guide will show you how to make the most unRhodinlike pirate possible, Ghyslaine.

First, you need an empty slot to put your Ghyslaine in. You may delete one of those other unimportant pirates, such as the merchantiing one that owns all of your stalls and shoppes. When you first click "Create New Pirate", you will be presented with a randomly generated alt. More often than not, it'll be completely wrong. You'll have to change it.

The Wrong Answer.

Choose the appropriate hairstyle and hair and skin colors. Ghyslaine's long ponytail is found between someone who does too little with their hair and someone who does too much with their hair.

Don't cut your hair, pull it back.

The distinctive, and completely natural, black hair color can be found between brown and white.

Once you go black, you'll never go back.

The also completly natural pale skintone can be tricky to get. It's found after another shade of pale, which is actually too dark. Remember, if you look like you might have a pulse, you probably picked the wrong one.

The sun is your enemy!

Once you have created a Ghyslainealt, be sure to give it an appropriate name, such as Ghysisleet, Iloveghys, and Ghysforprez. Be sure to buy a green and white outfit so that you truly resemble a goth leprechaun. Also, hmph for not supporting The Rhodin Revolution.