Talk:Omgwtf

It remains a fact that this article still needs work. This is an article about a pirate not about its user that controls it. Pirates do not live in the United States. Pirates do not play Playstation. Pirates are not 17 years old. Pirates don't play with nickels & dimes, only PoE. Pirates do not watch TV. Also, you would think that a "poker phenomenon" would be able to win the Jade Monkey. Furthermore, there are a number of references to having played for more then two years when the Second Order of the Jolly Roger has not even been won yet. -- Cedarwings ^(talk) 22:58, 11 July 2009 (UTC)

While I completely agree with the excess amount of non-pirate related information, I am quite offended by the Jade Monkey statement. It is clear to anyone who frequently plays poker that the million PoE pot is entirely unrelated to skill; if anything, the Jade Monkey indicates a lack of skill and is most likely associated with the unskilled, over-betting amateur players in the game. I would like to consider myself, a sublime poker player with a surplus of +25 million PoE, pretty decent-- while your reasoning would indicate otherwise. Also, the lack of the the Second Order trophy is simply a consequence of the user frequently changing pirate names, so it instantly becomes pointless to reiterate the previous events that occurred while under another name. If it would be more appropriate to list previous pirate names for accuracy, I'll be sure to do that (albeit it seems silly). I will be sure to make it more "pirate friendly" though, as I know the pirate in game and would prefer for this quirky, but shockingly accurate testimony to stay in existence for all to see. -- Alexaleo ^(talk) 12:28, 12 July 2009 (UTC)