Sparferru

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Sparferru
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Sparferru is the captain of the crew Radiant Exile. His unnofficial home is upon the Radiant Exile flotilla, mainly his command ship. Officially, his home is the residence of Chachapoya Island in the Orion Archipelago of the Hunter Ocean.

Biography

Sparferru had first washed up into Chachapoya Island in the Hunter Ocean. After gaining he bearings he set off for his share of riches and someday running his own crew. This is where, on his first jobbing for a pillage, he was taken on as a crew member with them as a full ranked pirate.

He had risen the ranks within what he believe was a top notch crew and Captain, the quality of which he did not see in other crews he had randomly jobbed for during that time. It is quite rare for one to find such a great crew, and on first jobbing, the luck of which still strikes him funny to this day.

An incident with the crew and the flag it was sailing under took place involving some theft aboard the captain's ship. This was where Sparferru peered into some of the details behind the operations of some flags, he was truly not impressed even after he himself had served the flag for blockade work. The crew created their own flag, and he had no reservations as his loyalty was to his captain, and none of that to the flag.

As time passed, the captain of the crew had disappeared, apparently voyaged off to more distant lands. At this time, Sparferru was a ranked fleet officer of the crew with his ship the Touchy Haddock. It was with the purchase of his boat when he actually moved onto the ship, making it his new home since he is a true man of the sea.

More pillages ensued as a letter arrived to the crew from the captain far away. Enclosed were instructions giving him and a few others, the rank of senior officer into the crew. This concerned him little, for he did not need or want the title, but took it in stride, as there were currently only locked ships anyways.

A week later, he was on a pillage with another crew, softly sailing and robbing away at the brigands and barbarians where the ship was intercepted by The Widow Queen and her band 'of merry Lasses' as he quotes. The ensuing battle was fierce indeed, and although it was obviously debatable as to whom exactly had defeated the Widow Queen herself, Sparferru approached her. Upon the rail of his jobbing crew's boat stood the defeated Widow Queen as he spoke to her, "My this was quite lovely, we MUST do this again sometime." and proceeded to plant a kiss upon her voluptuous lips. He then shoved her down into the water.

Needless to say, the rest of The Widow Queens crew advanced to gang up and pummel Sparferru, giving him the beating of a lifetime, as well as the rest of the crew. Then they had sailed off after taking their customary half of the ships goods. While stunned on the deck of the ship, he had muttered, "Now that's one hot momma!"

Waves pass as with time, Sparferru had begun to feel the itch of his dreams again, to start up his own crew. This was probably stirred by the fact that the crew he was on was slowly thinning away, given the captain had still not returned, and the crew's political status had changed from autocratic to oligarchic.

He always wanted his captain's blessings to leave and start his own crew, but days pass and that seemed to be more unlikely to happen with the absent captain. He stood forward with his best foot and created his own crew, Radiant Exile. It was rough at first, slowly gaining crewmembers, but takes great pride and pleasure with the few able bodies currently enrolled.

After seeing more tomfoolery witnessed by flags and such bickering within them, he had decided the crew of Radiant Exile was to remain independent, to create it's own flag for the sole purpose of it's usefulness in the political sense of allying with others in blockades for 'financial gain'. Pirates will never find him refer to his flag, only the crew of Radiant Exile.

A good month after sailing with his crew, he and a few of his crew members had been jobbing on a war brig along the waters between Saiph and Quetzal islands. Sometime in the eveining, about halfway along the way, the ship was attacked by The Widow Queen. Once again, Sparferru was steadfast and ready in his duties to finally best her (and probably get a cool trinket from her <3 ). After some cannonfire and clashing of boats against each other, The Widow Queen had boarded along the ship, ready to rumble. He took a chance and went straight for her, but sudden she had grabbed him by the hands, the following moments would be fixed in his memory forever...

Holding hands they skipped along the rails of the ship, unaware of the conflict below them. Visions of them gazing into each others eyes as cannons fire about and the dreams of the two of them arm in arm in the crows next as the sun sets on the horizon just behind a sinking ship well plundered. There he close his eyes and pressed his lips closer....

He suddenly found himself face to face with a fish, freshly slapped across his face. Lying there on the deck, his crewmate waking him up after a well laid beating upon them all. Once again The Widow Queen had bested him, the only thing left behind was a lock of her hair, torn in the mouth of his crewmember after she had tried gnawing away at the Brigand. Poor Sparferru, when will he ever learn.

In the days leading to the 30th of August, 2008, the game update at the time had rendered the player unable to play the game. Sparferru has transfered full control of the crew to his Senior Officers. On Oct 1st, the next game update allowed him to play again. Unfortunately, he had deleted the character in anger, since he though he would no longer play. Sparferru is recreated by with all of his stats missing.

The one month break had given him thought, and he now plays on the Midnight ocean. During said stint, on his very birthday, he had recieved a gift from the Widow Queen, a purple jeweled brootch, though it took quite a bit of hand prying to get it from her. ;)