Puzzle Pirate Code

The Puzzle Pirate Code started in a thread in the Shore Leave forum. It is a Puzzle Pirates version of Geek Code.

Playstyle

Addiction Level (A)

• A- I'm a greenie
• A Yeah, I've subscribed.
• A+ I play a few times a week.
• A++ I play daily.
• A+++ I'm a lifetime subscriber, and have been since Azure.
• A++++ What's this "outside" they're talking about in Shore Leave?
• A* When I answer the phone, people greet me with "Turn off the pirate game."
• !A I don't have a problem. I can quit at any time. *twitch, twitch*

Alts (L)

• L- One pirate is enough.
• L I only play one pirate, though the other slots are useful for whisking, accounting, or other special purposes.
• L+ I play all my three pirates frequently.
• L++ I have multiple accounts to store all my alts.
• L+++ I have multiple computers because 4 simultaneous Java clients are not enough!
• L@ I have alts I use for camping purposes.
• LB-| I play an alt when I want to be incognito.

Skelly Hunting (Sk)

• Sk-- Skellies? what are they? and why is it so dark here?
• Sk- fought 'em and never won
• Sk my crew fights them when we land and discover skellies
• Sk+ I sometimes hunt
• Sk++ I hunt skellies at least 3 times a week
• Sk* I am in a skellie hunting crew
• Sk! I started my own skellie hunting crew and I refuse to give up even though there are now 40 skellies per fight instead of 5 and we all have sticks =P

Zombie Slaying (Zm)

• Zm-- Zombies? What are they? And why is their capitalisation booched?
• Zm- I show up for round two... just in time to watch the zombies die in the first match.
• Zm I'll fight zombies if I land and discover them.
• Zm+ I usually hunt zombies.
• Zm++ I hunt zombies at least 3 times a week.
• Zm+++ I hunt zombies every chance I get. If I have an idle moment, I check for the zombie mission.
• Zm* I am in a zombie slaying crew.
• Zm! I started my own zombie slaying crew and I refuse to give up even though zombie matches rarely go beyond the first round or two. =P

Ultimate Lists (Ult)

• Ult-- People who follow ultimate lists need to get a life.
• Ult- I don't care what my rank is in the ocean.
• Ult Checking ultimate lists are fun, I guess.
• Ult+ I like to see how I'm doing.
• Ult++ Every day I set my alarm for when the ultimate lists update.
• Ult+++ I have each ultimate list I'm on in a browser window/tab and autorefresh every five seconds.
• ?Ult I don't have any ultimates so I don't care.
• Ult#1 I must be #1 in everything I do.
• !Ult Where's the ultimate list for docktarting?

Social

Dating (D)

• D-- I don't get this "pirate wedding" stuff. What do their real world partners think of that?
• D- My romantic life in the real world is quite fulfilling, thanks.
• D My significant other in the real world also plays Puzzle Pirates.
• D+ I have a real world life partner, but I also have pirate crushes that don't mean anything.
• D++ I have a pirate marriage that is independent of my real world affiliations.
• D! I met my significant other on Puzzle Pirates
• D!! I met my SO on Puzzle Pirates and we're together in real life
• !D Single here, single there.
• D:( I've been heartbroken too many times on YPP, so to Davy Jones' Locker with dating
• D* I flirt with anything that moves.
• D** I am Jacksparrow.

Docktarting (DT)

• DT-- I am RobertDonald
• DT- Docktarting's for losers. I swordfight / drink / pillage all the time!
• DT Eh, I docktart once in a while.
• DT+ I spend some time on the docks with a couple of buddies
• DT++ I spend a lot of time on the docks, especially at Alpha!
• DT+++ Nothing beats sitting near the docks for hours on end, doing absolutely nothing but making a fool of yourself!
• DT++++ I am Llama, Dora, Thesis, Inga, Adida or (insert notable dock-tart here)
• !DT I idle a lot, and I don't make a fool out of myself like those idiots in Alpha.

Politics

Crew (C)

• C- A real pirate goes where the booty is, and doesn't need a crew.
• C I'm a pirate in a crew.
• C+ I'm an officer.
• C++ I'm a Senior Officer or Captain.

Politics (P)

• P- Away with ye, foul demons!
• P I'm a social butterfly, but don't care about politics.
• P+ I'm flag royalty, and I love it.
• P++ I only play this game for the Social Puzzle (tm).
• P+++ I regularly check up on flags and crews blockading position I spend hours trying to decipher what they're up to

Puzzles

Duty Puzzles

Carpentry (Cp)

• Cp-- You can rotate the pieces?
• Cp- A pig’s breakfast is good, right?
• Cp I can keep a sloop out of the red.
• Cp+ Masterpiece ^10 and counting!
• Cp++ I solo merchie brigs by putting all my bots on sails.
• Cp* I am Janthina.

Bilge (Bl)

• Bl-- My ship has sunk and I don't care.
• Bl- I just can't shake this nasty case of crabs!
• Bl I bilge when ordered to.
• Bl+ I prefer bilge.
• Bl++ When I bilge, the red gauge can be full, but the blue gauge is always empty.
• Bl* When I am on, ye can only find me standing next to a bilge pump, else I am off.

Sailing (Sa)

• Sa-- But I wanna carp!
• Sa- What are these "tokens" you speak of, and what do you want from me?
• Sa I like the feel of the wind in my face
• Sa+ I can get a sloop to max speed in under 2 leagues
• Sa++ I can provide 3 tokens per round for a sloop
• Sa+++ VEGAS VEGAS VEGAS!

Rigging (Ri)

• Ri-- But I wanna sail!
• Ri- You wanna get groups of three to the corners, right?
• Ri I prefer sails.
• Ri+ I prefer rigging!
• Ri++ I make excellent/incredible every time
• Ri+++ I can clear a board in one move!

Gunning (Gu)

• Gu-- I'm Solid/Able, can I gun?
• Gu- I put three balls in each cannon!
• Gu It's powder, wad, shot, right?
• Gu+ I can load a cannon a turn.
• Gu++ I can load 4 cannons a turn.
• Gu+++ I'm all the gunner Kuibbles needs on a brig run.

Navigation (N)

• N-- Duty Nav is lame. Get rid of that scuppering puzzle.
• N- I don't really like to nav.
• N I've done it before. I'm ambivalent.
• N+ I like the nav puzzle.
• N++ Nav is awesome, but I don't have many routes memorized yet.
• N+++ I have at least two archipelagos memorized, and nav is one of my favourite puzzles.
• N++++ I don't remember what a blue dot looks like.
• N+++++ One ocean is not enough, if there's an ocean with a name, me and all my alts have it fully memorized.
• !N I'm not an officer, so I can't nav, but I'd like to try it some time.
• N* I am Tedv.

Treasure Haul (TH)

• TH:@ I press the TH button every time it pops up.
• TH-- If I wanted to bilge sideways, my monitor would be on its side, thank you very much.
• TH- You have to make vegases using lots of clicks, right?
• TH? What's a flotilla?
• TH:( I TH when I can, but I often never get to because people always abandon stations.
• TH Tried it, doesn't really excite me.
• TH+ Broad/respected
• TH++ I have solid experience, and I have a friend that regularly leads flotilla attacks.
• TH+++ I drive frigs into flotillas regularly. I'm ultimate
• TH++++ I sink my own sloops so I can treasure haul.

Crafting Puzzles

Shipwrightery (Sw)

• Sw? Sail 'em and let somebody else build 'em.
• Sw-- Why won't the white pieces move?
• Sw- My pieces get washed away all the time.
• Sw Look, Ma, I made a cannon!
• Sw+ The gold pieces are your friend.
• Sw++ I only make 5-piece items. Pfft.
• Sw+++ Vegas^3, baby while the flag is dropping! Too easy.
• !Sw I force my crew to get a job at my ship stall and make them shipwright. I'm too busy docktarting.

Distilling (R)

• R-- Real pirates drink rum, they don't make it.
• R- Umm. So light colours always move up and dark colours always move down, right?
• R I tried it a couple times.
• R+ I know how the pieces move, and I like the puzzle.
• R++ Make rum, not war.
• R+++ I see the puzzle board as a series of interlinking paths. Not only am I Ultimate, I am one with the Rum.

Alchemistry (Al)

• Al-- There was an update?
• Al- It's like Pipe Dream, except not fun.
• Al I've tried it. Whatever.
• Al+ Woo! I haven't had this much fun breaking Erlenmeyer flasks since high school!
• Al++ Double Double, Toil and Trouble!
• Al* I haven't slept since the update because I've been playing alchemistry nonstop!

Blacksmithing (BS)

• BS-- What's with all these numbers?
• BS- What's with all these chess pieces?
• BS I can clear some of the squares.
• BS+ I can usually make a finely balanced weapon.
• BS++ I can usually make a keen blade.
• BS+++ Masterpiece, every time!
• !BS The new crafting puzzle booched my ironmonger shoppe!
• BS* I was part of Project Knightfish.

Tailoring (Ta)

• !Ta The new tailoring puzzle booched my tailor shoppe!
• Ta* I was part of Project Platy.

Weaving (We)

• !We The new weaving puzzle booched my weavery shoppe!
• We-- Who needs fabric?
• We- How do you play this, again?
• We So... groups of four are cleared, right?
• We+ Double, Triple, Bingo!
• We++ Vegas, Vegas, Vegas!
• We* I was part of Project Haddock.
• We** I am Nickbush

Multiplayer Puzzles

Texas Hold 'Em Poker (TP)

• TP-- Uhh... should I play this? My friend says he wins money.
• TP- Played once or twice, I always lose.
• TP I play, win some money sometimes, lose it the others, and my skill level hasn't passed Respected yet.
• TP+ Why do they make those low bet tables? I always win, so I play the 200/2,000 tables.
• TP++ I almost always go to the highest table I can afford, and I'm really close to Ultimate.
• TP+++ Oh yeah! I'm winning millions of PoE from this, I always win, I am Ultimate most of the time, and I go to the highest table I can afford.
• !TP I'd rather be docktarting.
• TP? What is this Texas Hold 'Em? I have never heard of it.

Swordfighting (SF)

• SF-- Which end is the pointy one?
• SF- I am expert/able
• SF Fighting beats dock tarting
• SF+ I've won money in a Tourney
• SF++ I've beaten a member of Black Death
• SF+++ I'm in Black Death
• !SF I'd rather be docktarting.
• SF>* I am Complicated, Tedv, Kurosh, or Calais.

Rumble (Rm)

• Rm-- Owww, my face...
• Rm- How do you make combos?
• Rm I can strike and sprinkle
• Rm+ I can mess up some faces.
• Rm++ I can insta easier opponents. Thunk! Kapow! Crack!
• Rm+++ I've been booted from a Rumble table by Amethyst.

Drinking (Dr)

• Dr-- This puzzle is totally luck-based and requires no skill whatsoever. Learn to SF, ya pansies.
• Dr- Never tried it.
• Dr I've tried it in tourneys once or twice.
• Dr+ My Drinking experience shows up in bold print.
• Dr++ I am Ultimate in Drinking! Y'arrr! *hic*
• !Dr I'd rather be docktarting.

Treasure Drop (TD)

• TD? What are those sperm-like things over pirate heads in the inns? Eww.
• TD-- Treasure Drop is pointless and silly.
• TD- I lost poe exponentially in Treasure Drop.
• TD Treasure Drop is fun.
• TD+ I'm too impatient for cards.
• TD++ I can trick my opponent into giving me the points I want.
• TD+++ I can make multiple coins drop at the same time.
• TD ++++ I've earned a game's worth of points in one drop before.
• TD$ I double my poe by playing Treasure Drop. Bwahahaha.
• !TD CARDS ONLY.

Spades (Sp)

• Sp--- Isn't this hearts?
• Sp-- Oh, you WANT points. I see...
• Sp- Bags? What are bags???
• Sp Well, they replaced a table in the inn.
• Sp+ I have something to do while waiting for people to pillage!
• Sp++ I've stopped docktarting, and started playing Spades.
• Sp+++ There's something other than Spades?
• Sp++++ I started playing this game because of Spades.
• Sp* I only logon to play Spades.
• Sp** I got a friend to join because of Spades.
• Sp' I am Onyx.
• Sp'' I am Whitefire.
• Sp''' I am Nity.
• SpR? I am perpetually able because of my scuppering partners.
• Sp5 I only play 500 point games.
• SpP I only play at private tables
• SpO I am part of OA, Overbidders Anonymous.
• SpU I am part of UA, Underbidders Anonymous

Spades: Nilling/Setting nils (SpN)

First group is how you nil, second group is how well you crack nils.

• SpN-- What's nil? / My opponent nils with the ace of spades and wins.
• SpN- Blind nils are evil from beyond. / Why would I use high spades early?
• SpN I can blind nil with most hands. / I can set some blind nils
• SpN+ I nil with most bid 2 hands. / I can set some nils
• SpN++ I nil with most bid 4 hands. / I set most nils.
• SpN+++ I can nil with the ace of spades. Really! / I set Whitefire nils.
• SpN2 I've won a double nil.

Hearts (Ht)

• Ht? What is this bastard child of Spades?
• Ht--- So hearts aren't good this time?
• Ht-- I can't get past able, and the only person to blame is myself.
• Ht- I frequently earn 23 points a hand.
• Ht I enjoy Hearts.
• Ht+ I'm good at getting rid of the Queen of Spades.
• Ht++ I can Shoot the Moon.
• Ht+++ Playing for less than 5K poe is a waste of time.
• Ht++++ I only play Hearts. Pillaging is for greenies.
• !Ht I'd rather be docktarting. Grumble.

Seabattle/Pillaging/Blockades/Flotillas/Brigand Kings

Sea Battle (Bn)

• Bn-- I will order a greenie to bnav before taking the helm myself.
• Bn- Run away!!!
• Bn If I get engaged, I can handle myself.
• Bn+ I'm pretty good.
• Bn++ I am psychic.
• Bn+++ El Pollo Diablo's got nothin' on me.
• ?Bn I am not an officer, so I have no idea.

Pillaging/Command Style (X)

• X--:--:-- I only hire Legendaries or Ultimates / Say the wrong thing, and it's the plank for you, matey / My ship is a grim, humourless place, like a Dickensian workhouse or a cubicle farm.
• X-:-:- I have fairly strict hiring criteria / I'll plank ye if you score below Fine or if ye're distracting people / I occasionally chat, but more often than not I puzzle.
• X:: I take a look at the jobber's profile before I hire 'im / Lazers get the plank! / I regularly chat, but we usually stick to topic and don't get too distracted.
• X+:+:+ I'll hire anyone, but I'll keep a blacklist / It's okay to goof off a little on me ship, but NO CHALLENGES! / Our ship is a lively, fun place, and we don't think to stick to the task at hand.
• X++:++:++ I'll hire anyone! / Can't we just get along? / PAAARTAY!
• X?:?:? You mean we can hire other people? / What's 'plank'? / What is this 'fun' you speak of?
• X!:!:! I sail alone / Planking is EVIL / NO TALKING!
• X *:*:* I love cramming people into my ship / I'm a member of the Plank Club / You can't get me to stop talking when I'm sailing. Trust me, people have tried.

Blockades (B)

• B-- Why do you need an island? Just open some stalls.
• B- Not my cup of tea.
• B I've jobbed for a blockade here and there.
• B+ They're fun! I participate every time.
• B++ Blockades are the only true test of pirate mettle. Bring it, little boy.
• BP-) I have a disability.
• B$ To Davy Jones' locker with any of you scupperers who don't pay your jobbers.

Flotillas (Fl)

• Fl-- JUST GRAPPLE ALREADY, I WANNA SF/RUMBLE!!!
• Fl- Tried one, didn't like it.
• Fl I occasionally go on flotillas if there's nothing else to do.
• Fl+ I go once every week or two.
• Fl++ I go whenever I see it on the notice board. Flotillas are awesome!
• Fl+++ The reason BK's don't set up flotillas on my ocean anymore is because I kill them too fast.
• Fl! I only go on sinking flotillas. Nonsinking flotillas are for wimps.
• Fl$ I only go to Treasure Haul.
• !Fl I'd rather be docktarting.
• Fl:( I can't go on flotillas because my computer is too slow.

Brigand Kings (BK)

• BK? What's a Brigand King? Are they related to Burger King?
• BK-- I avoid them like the plague. They're too scary.
• BK- Not my thing.
• BK I've fought BKs before but never won.
• BK+ I've won against a BK before.
• BK++ Hooray trinkets! Gotta catch them all!
• BK+++ If you're not BK hunting then I won't pillage with you.
• BK* I have my own BK hunting crew.
• !BK DOCKTARTING ONLY.

Atlantis

Atlantis (Atl)

• Atl--- Atlantis is just a gimmick. Real pirates do blockades or flotillas.
• Atl-- Scout Triketoses give me nightmares.
• Atl- Mommy, save me from the fish men!
• Atl I've been there, but it's nothing special.
• Atl+ Die you evil turtles! Mwahaha!
• Atl++ I just lost four hours of my life but it was worth it!
• Atl+++ Atlantis is my only source of income.
• Atl++++ Just forward my mail to Flooded Sanctuary of Nereus.
• Atl? What is this "Atlantis" you young'uns are always yapping about?
• Atl! I came out of retirement because of Atlantis.
• !Atl I'm not a subscriber/I don't have a Bravery Badge so I can't go to Atlantis :(
• Atl& People never hire me for Atlantis because my stats aren't good enough.
• Atl% I purposefully sink sloops in Atlantis so I can get an injury.
• Atl:( My computer can't run Atlantis.

Defending/Dragoon challenges (Def)

• Def--:-- Defending is a waste of time. I'd rather be puzzling./Isn't that what defenders are for?
• Def-:- I only defend when I have to./Wow, those dragoons must be on steroids.
• Def:: I defend only when I'm feeling lazy or when there's nothing open./If I'm feeling lucky or my station is boring I'll take one-on-ones.
• Def+:+ I like defending because I don't have to puzzle./I can hold my own in a one-on-one.
• Def++:++ You want me in that fray. You NEED me in that fray!/I win one-on-ones most of the time.
• Def+++:+++ Just call me [your name here], Killer of Dragoons./I can win just by clicking Accept because they're so afraid of me.
• Def!:! Stop pulling me out of TH for a dang fray!/Dragoons suck.
• Def*:* I can't defend because I'm not ranked high enough in swordfighting./I never get to one-on-one because the captain never lets us.
• DefR:R Why can't these be rumble frays?/Why can't we rumble them? Swordfighting sucks.
• Def?:? What's defending?/What's a 'Bellator'? Isn't that some kind of Pokemon or something?
• Def??:?? I never go to Atlantis./I never go to Atlantis.

Citadels (Cit)

• Cit- Does anybody actually win these things?
• Cit We can keep it close but we end up losing.
• Cit+ I've been part of a winning fray before.
• Cit++ 70 dragoons? Pfft, mere child's play.
• !Cit Nobody ever wins these things. Scupper citadels.
• Cit* I love them even though nobody knows how to team.
• Cit? What's that donut looking thingy on the map? Can we eat it?
• ?Cit I can't do Citadels because I can't/won't go to Atlantis.

Atlantean Booty (AtlB)

• AtlB-- I'm complaining to the OMs because the game must be rigged, since I never get anything from Atlantis.
• AtlB- I always get old clothes that smell awful and make people avoid me.
• AtlB I get a decent amount of PoE and occasionally something useful.
• AtlB+ I've gotten some nice stuff in Atlantis before.
• AtlB++ I've gotten Atlantean clothing before.
• AtlB+++ I have wardrobes full of Atlantean clothing.
• AtlB++++ I've gotten a crab and/or a seahorse.
• !AtlB I always sink so I never get anything.
• AtlB:*) I have or have had a starfish on my face.
• AtlB? What are these "treasure chests" you people keep talking about?
• ?AtlB I don't get anything because I never go.

Shopkeeping

Shoppes (Sh)

• Sh- Never tried shoppekeeping.
• Sh It looks fun.
• Sh+ I run a stall.
• Sh++ I manage a shoppe or two.
• Sh+++ I own a shoppe or two, but have other people running it.
• Sh++++ I own shoppe(s) which I run like well oiled machine(s).
• Sh0_-===== Been there, done that, found sticking a fork in my eye more fun.

Possessions

Portraits (Pt)

• Pt? There's something to do at the palace other than swordfight tutors?
• Pt-- What kind of pirate needs a bloody picture of themself?
• Pt- I'm too poor to afford 15K poe, I just use that free portrait mission to make myself seem richer.
• Pt I have a portrait.
• Pt+ I use my portrait as an avatar elsewhere.
• Pt++ I have portraits for all my moods/clothes/specialty items/familiars.
• Pt+++ I have group portraits, portraits of all my buddies, wedding portraits, holiday portraits...I AM PRETTY.
• Pt$ I buy portraits for other people.
• Pt* I've designed a portrait backdrop.
• !Pt I prefer user-created oog portraits.

Wealth ($)

• $--- I struggle to buy tan bandanas
• $-- Wow! The navy sure is a good way to get money!
• $- I can buy some things when I save up
• $ I can buy basic clothes as I want them
• $+ I can buy dark coloured clothes and I've saved up to buy a couple of ships
• $++ I'd say I live comfortably in the pirate world.
• $+++ I can have my pretty black clothes and ships waiting for me in every arch.
• $++++ Black clothes, black ships, warchests dropped left and right
• $+++++ There isn't a fam with a color combination that I do not own.
• $S? I own a stall or shoppe and I usually reinvest all of my money, so I really don't know anymore

Clothing (Cl)

• Cl-- I wear the rags I came off the Pollywog with. Clothes are a waste of poe.
• Cl- I wear all tan because it's the cheapest option out there.
• Cl I have a personal favourite outfit I always wear. I re-buy it when it dusts.
• Cl+ I have 2-3 outfits I wear regularly.
• Cl++ I have at least 6-7 of each clothing item type.
• Cl+++ I have over 10 of each clothing item type. I know who owns every tailor in the ocean. People call me a walking tailor rack. I have clothes to match every ship I own.
• Cl* I am Crystallina.

Forum/YPPedia/Outside Game

Forums (F)

• F- Keep me away from those forums. I like this game too much to let a bunch of tarts ruin it for me.
• F Never visited them.
• F+ I go there now and again to trade and/or to keep up with current events.
• F++ I read the forums daily.
• F+++ 100% USDA Approved Forum Tart.
• F++++ I am atteSmythe, Gotagota, homullus, or a name in the title of the Sideshow.
• F* I am Ramirojr.
• F** I am Diamondblade.
• !F What forums? I'm only here for the Sideshow.

Game Design (GD)

• GD- I tart frequently about things I don't like, but don't offer suggestions for improvements. Not my problem.
• GD I play the game. I don't make it.
• GD+ I make suggestions in Game Design, even if it is just a little feedback on clothing now and again.
• GD++ If you enjoy a game, it's your responsibility to give feedback. I am very active in Game Design.
• GD$ I am a developer or Ocean Master and don't need to dignify this with a response.
• GD$$ I am Cleaver or Nemo.
• GD* I am Faulkston.

Fanart (FA)

• FA! I just don't even try
• FA--- No, that's Nemo, and that's Edward! ;_;
• FA-- I have paint... I've scribbled out a few PP-related doodles.
• FA- At least people don't laugh at my PP art.
• FA I've gotten compliments for my creative ideas, but not so much the talent.
• FA+ I've drawn some PP fanart and I'm proud of it, and get a positive response.
• FA++ I draw PP fanart often and get lots of compliments and requests.
• FA+++ I've won Nemo's contests.
• FA$ I sell avatars for POE.
• FA$$ I make real money for PP art, in other words, I'm Nemo.

YPPedia (Wki)

• Wki--- I suspect Eris really left because of my petitions.
• Wki-- I've heard of Wiki...that's witchcraft, right?
• Wki - What was the address again?
• Wki I browsed it for kicks once.
• Wki+ I have a link on my desktop.
• Wki++ I have a personal link on Wiki.
• Wki+++ I've stopped playing YPP to support my Wiki habit.
• Wki++++ I think my computer's stuck on Wiki or maybe its just me.
• Wki* I am a YPPedia administrator.

Miscellaneous

Screenshots (Scr)

• Scr--- I would take some, but it's too hard to get the camera out.
• Scr-- I've never touched the PRT SCRN button in my life.
• Scr- I try, but I'm way too slow on the PRT SCRN button to take a decent screenshot.
• Scr I take screenshots if the joke's good.
• Scr+ My screenshots have their own folder, and it's constantly growing larger.
• Scr++ My finger might as well be on the PRT SCRN button since I press it so much
• Scr$ I have won Nemo's screenshot contest, or I've made money from them some other way.
• Scr$$ I'm the guy who takes screenshots of the game for Three Rings and distributes them to people
• !Scr Someone else can take the screenshots, because I'm not going to do it.
• Scr? You mean you can take screenshots? How?

Box Edition (Bx)

• Bx--- I now hate Three Rings with every orifice of my being for coming out with this.
• Bx-- I wish to burn any Y!PP Box Editions I see and crush the person who came up with the idea.
• Bx- This is obviously an attempt by Three Rings to rip people off.
• Bx It's ok, but it has its flaws.
• Bx+ I certainly like it. I give Kudos to Three Rings.
• Bx++ I would buy more than one if the effects stacked.
• Bx+++ I wish to buy any Y!PP Box Editions I see and hug the person who came up with the idea.
• Bx? What in the world is a box edition?
• !Bx I know what the box edition is, but not interested in buying it.

Ice Ocean (Ice)

• Ice? Why isn't Ice showing up on the list of oceans?
• Ice-- Watching paint dry is more exciting than this graveyard of an ocean.
• Ice- Nobody is ever on, so I don't go on it.
• Ice I go every once in awhile to see what's coming up soon in new releases.
• Ice+ I like testing the new stuff.
• Ice++ I pillage/puzzle there a lot.
• Ice+++ I subscribe to Puzzle Pirates just for the Ice Ocean.
• Ice++++ Normal oceans are a waste of time. Ice is the wave of the future, man!