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Pornflakes at a Glance
Sage Ocean
Last Captain Wickedness
Senior Officer(s) none
Politics Autocratic
Shares Jobber's Delight
Flag Affiliation Cornography
Founded 6 May, 2009
Dormant as of 9 September, 2012

Pornflakes was a crew on the Sage Ocean, they were founded on May the 6th, 2009. They were ranked Sea Lords of Eminent fame.



May 6th, 2009

The crew is created.

May 13th, 2009

First event, "Shh, Don't Tell Anyone" - A lottery style event, where players buy squares in the hopes that the items are hidden within them.

Public Statement

Why even bother. Lets not bother. Lets be different. No statement. No no.

General Rules

  • PTB (Permission to Board): Please ask for permission and wait to be granted before jumping on any sloop or war brig . Not doing so will result in planking, and if it happens on a regular basis, expulsion from the crew.
  • Do not leave a pillage in battle. Leaving puts the others on the ship in a bad position. If you have to leave, please let the officer in charge know in advance.
  • Recruiting: Everybody is most welcome to join people to this crew. However, you should not dockpress or randomly job people.
  • Crew Ships: Any unlocked ship is open for crew use. You must restock the ship to the levels you started with (you can find information on the Bulletin Board) and you must bring the ship back to the island you found it. Failing to do so will result in demotion. If you own a ship and do not want others to use it then make sure you leave it locked.
  • PVP: PVP is allowed, however, you need to be respectful of your opponent during and after the fight, win or lose.


  • Pirate: You need to show enthusiasm and loyalty. You should start working on your piracy skills, gunning and battle navigation included.
  • Officer: You do not have to have a ship, but you need to be in the crew for some time. You have to have Master or above in at least 3 piracy skills. Please contact Disappear if you have the stats, and you would like to be trained for officer.
  • Fleet officer: You have to be absolutely trusted by the other members. You have to be an active member of the crew. You must be Grand Master or above in at least 2 piracy skills, and preferably Master+ bnav.
  • Senior officer: A very difficult position to obtain. There is no point in asking, as the other SO's and the captain will promote you when you are ready for the challenge.
  • Captain: Out of your league.
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