- Pet Rock caused ripples.
- Pet Rock climbs.
- Pet Rock drops the mica.
- Pet Rock feels stone cold.
- Pet Rock gathers moss.
- Pet Rock gives you the coal shoulder.
- Pet Rock has a clean slate.
- Pet Rock has the world's best poker face.
- Pet Rock hides a gem inside!
- Pet Rock hits the bottom.
- Pet Rock igneous you.
- Pet Rock is an old fossil.
- Pet Rock is cast in stone.
- Pet Rock is in a plutonic relationship.
- Pet Rock is in the Casbah.
- Pet Rock is just a stone's throw away.
- Pet Rock is left unturned.
- Pet Rock is petrified.
- Pet Rock is stunning!
- Pet Rock is under so much pressure...
- Pet Rock is unturned.
- Pet Rock keeps on rollin'.
- Pet Rock lives in Silicon Valley.
- Pet Rock makes a splash!
- Pet Rock misses the stone age
- Pet Rock pours basalt in the wound.
- Pet Rock prefers rock cake.
- Pet Rock remembers the formation of the earth being "pretty sweet".
- Pet Rock rocks the boat.
- Pet Rock says, "A healthy diet includes brockoli."
- Pet Rock says, "A mine is a terrible thing to waste."
- Pet Rock says, "Ahoy, ye pyrite!"
- Pet Rock says, "Anyone wanna feldspar?"
- Pet Rock says, "Are you ready to me?"
- Pet Rock says, "Can we talc?"
- Pet Rock says, "Caught between me and a hard place, eh?"
- Pet Rock says, "Chalk is cheap."
- Pet Rock says, "Don't be so intrusive!"
- Pet Rock says, "Don't leave me unturned!"
- Pet Rock says, "Don't me the boat."
- Pet Rock says, "Don't quarry, be happy!"
- Pet Rock says, "Don't take me for granite."
- Pet Rock says, "Don't touch me. Albite!"
- Pet Rock says, "Dress me in swaddling and call me Zeus."
- Pet Rock says, "Have you lost your marbles?"
- Pet Rock says, "Heads ore tails?"
- Pet Rock says, "How many quartz in a barrel of rum?"
- Pet Rock says, "I am an island."
- Pet Rock says, "I AM the hard place."
- Pet Rock says, "I be a stone cold pirate!"
- Pet Rock says, "I feel terra-ble."
- Pet Rock says, "I lava you."
- Pet Rock says, "I liked carbon before it was coal."
- Pet Rock says, "I need to exercise more; I'm a bit too sedimentary..."
- Pet Rock says, "I prefer to be called Dwayne."
- Pet Rock says, "I pumice I'll never do it again!"
- Pet Rock says, "I was magma before it was cool!"
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- Pet Rock says, "I was quarried sick."
- Pet Rock says, "I weigh exactly one stone!"
- Pet Rock says, "I wish I was boulder."
- Pet Rock says, "I work for a giant conglomerate."
- Pet Rock says, "If I had legs, I’d be a Rockette."
- Pet Rock says, "I'm no fool's gold! I'm a pyrite!"
- Pet Rock says, "I'm not yer steppin' stone!"
- Pet Rock says, "I'm pretty tuff."
- Pet Rock says, "I'm trained in the art of subduction."
- Pet Rock says, "I'll mop the fluorite with ye."
- Pet Rock says, "It's not my fault!"
- Pet Rock says, "It's sedimentary, my dear Watson."
- Pet Rock says, "It's tricky to me a rhyme, to me a rhyme that's right on time, it's tricky..."
- Pet Rock says, "Let's Roll Out!"
- Pet Rock says, "May the quartz be with you."
- Pet Rock says, "Me around the clock."
- Pet Rock says, "Me Paper Scissors."
- Pet Rock says, "Me the cradle of love!"
- Pet Rock says, "My faith in you is eroding."
- Pet Rock says, "My favorite composer is Rockmaninoff!"
- Pet Rock says, "My other vessel's a rocket."
- Pet Rock says, "My patience is eroding..."
- Pet Rock says, "No more Mr. Gneiss Guy."
- Pet Rock says, "None of your bismuth!"
- Pet Rock says, "Once upon a time I was a mountain. Erosion - go figure."
- Pet Rock says, "Outta my way! Comin' through!"
- Pet Rock says, "Power to the pebble!"
- Pet Rock says, "Psst. Down here!"
- Pet Rock says, "Rock on!"
- Pet Rock says, "Rocks are a girl's best friend."
- Pet Rock says, "Rollin', rollin', rollin'!"
- Pet Rock says, "Seek and ye shale find."
- Pet Rock says, "Shale we dance?"
- Pet Rock says, "Solid as me."
- Pet Rock says, "Some day, I'll be a boulder and ye won't have me to kick around!"
- Pet Rock says, "Some jokes just fluorite over my head."
- Pet Rock says, "Stop pullin' swords out of me."
- Pet Rock says, "This is a corundum."
- Pet Rock says, "Tuff luck!"
- Pet Rock says, "We make an odd cobble."
- Pet Rock says, "We will, we will, me you."
- Pet Rock says, "Will ruby mine?"
- Pet Rock says, "Wish Prometheus would get off my back..."
- Pet Rock says, "Ye Geodes!"
- Pet Rock says, "Yer p-rocks-imity scares me!"
- Pet Rock says, "Yo Adrian!"
- Pet Rock says, "You crack me up."
- Pet Rock says, "You look gneiss."
- Pet Rock says, "You rock my world."
- Pet Rock says, "You shale not pass!"
- Pet Rock sinks.
- Pet Rock sits there and looks stoic.
- Pet Rock skips and jumps.
- Pet Rock stares flintily.
- Pet Rock takes a lode off.
- Pet Rock thinks lime is prettier than purple.
- Pet Rock thinks really hard.
- Pet Rock tries to trip you up!
- Pet Rock will be here, rain ore shine.
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