Killer Tomatoes
| Killer Tomatoes at a Glance | |
|---|---|
| Meridian Ocean | |
| Captain | Beerbellybob |
| Senior Officer(s) | None |
| Politics | Autocratic |
| Shares | Even |
| Flag Affiliation | Shem ha-Mephorash |
| Founded | 22 July, 2010 |
| Last updated on 19 January, 2011 | |
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Killer Tomatoes is a crew on the Meridian Ocean.
Public Statement
Beware: There are killer tomatoes near.
Extended Public Statement
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes! Attack of the Killer Tomatoes!
From Gangreen's lab come forth each week.. The ripe red monsters of which we speak.. Except when he has a security leak!
Tomatoes, Tomatoes!
Oh, isn't it pretty frightening.. Tomatoes eating the city.. Can no-one stop these mutant fruits.. Where will we find our brave recruits? Can Wilbur ever get rid of that dumb parachute?
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Attack of the killer tomatoes!!! Attack of the killer tomatoes!!! They'll beat you, bash you, squish you, mash you, Chew you up for brunch... And finish you off for dinner or lunch!!! They're marching down the halls.. They're crawling up the walls... They're gooey, gushy, squishy, mushy, Rotten to the core... They're standing outside your door!!!
Remember Herman Farbage, while taking out his garbage... He turned around and he did see tomatoes hiding in his tree... Now he's just a memory!!!
I know I'm going to miss her a tomato ate my sister... Sacramento fell today.... They're marching in San Jose...
Tomatoes are on their way!!!
The mayor is on vacation... The governor's fled the nation... The police have gone on strike today... The National Guard has run away... Tomatoes will have their day!!!
Attack of the killer tomatoes!!! Attack of the killer tomatoes!!! They'll beat you, bash you, Squish you, mash you, Chew you up for brunch... And finish you off for dinner or lunch... Lunch, lunch... Dinner or lunch, lunch, lunch... Dinner or luuuuuunch....
