Hurrhurr
Hurrhurr used to play on Hunter regularly under the same name, but moved over to Malachite full-time to join the new-and-improved The Salty Mouthfuls. He joined the Mouthfuls in their migration to Sage as The Salty Mouthfuls. His primary home is now Sage, but he's liable to pop up on any dub ocean during a blockade, for Atlantis runs when Sage is slow, or in disguise using one of his many alts.
Contributions and Accomplishments
- Senior Officer and Purser of The Salty Mouthfuls - Mala
- Senior Officer and Ambassador of The Salty Mouthfuls - Sage
- Ultimates earned:
- Bilging, Carpentry (#1), Foraging (#1) (Mala);
- Alchemistry (#1), Bilging, Carpentry, Foraging, Shipwrightery (Hunter);
- Carpentry (#1), Foraging, Shipwrightery (Sage)
- Carpentry, Foraging (Viridian)
- Carpentry (Cobalt)
- Carpentry (Midnight, as Hurrhurrhurr because some yutz took my main name years ago)
He held Ult Carp simultaneously on all six oceans at one point, which made him feel warm and fuzzy.
- 1 1/2 Puzzle Competitions won, many to go (1st place, Pegophobia (Carp); Best Excellent Overall, Hammers Down (Carp/Blacksmith bakeoff; call it half because the intermediate prizes are mostly luck)
- Winner, 28 Words Later creative writing competition (prize - Bia Egg)
Some of the army of alts:
- Tehwodnerdog (#1 Forager, Ult Carper) - Mala
- Slumpbuster (#1 Forager, #1 Carper) - Mala
- Ultnumbersix (#1 Forager) - Mala
- Cornholio (Ult Forager) - Mala
- Dogbotherer (Ult Forager) - Mala
- Hurrhurrhurr (Ult Carper) - Sage
I sense a trend here.
Biography
Hurrhurr is a general rabble-rouser and professional annoyance, but makes up for it with solid duty and crafting performances and token generation. (Except for Gunning, which is inherently evil, so if you ask him to gun prepare to point and laugh.) He waffles between being a card shark and an easy patsy at Poker, depending on which day you catch him on. Ducks run away at his approach, but no one knows why.
Groove
Is in the heart. (Just ask Bootsy, baby.)