|FREAKSHOW at a Glance
|Carnival Of Oddities
|28 March, 2006
|Last updated on 9 March, 2012
Shaktii says, "There once was a pirate named Freaky Who was known to be rather cheeky Had his own fashion faux pas He was known near and far Tho some thought he was rather geeky"
Extended Public Statement
THE FREAKS WENT DOWN TO COBALT
Freak went down to Cobalt, he was looking for poe to steal. He was in a bind 'cos he was way behind: he was willin' to make a deal.
When he came across this pirate sitting at a table playin' it hot. And he jumped on that 200k table and said: "Boy let me tell you what:
"I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a poker player too. "And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
"Now you play pretty good poker, boy, but give the Freak his due: "I bet a treasure of gold against your soul, 'cos I think I'm better than you."
The boy said: "My name's Stupidhead and it might be a sin, "But I'll take your bet, your gonna regret, 'cos I'm the best that's ever been."
SH sharpen up your wits and play your card hands hard. 'Cos hells broke loose on Cobalt and Freak deals it hard. And if you win you get this shiny treasure full of gold. But if you lose, the Freakshow gets your soul.
Freak laid down his bet and he said: "I'll start this show." And fire flew from his fingertips as he raised a million poe.
And he layed his cards down on the table and he made an evil hiss. Then the rest of the Freakshow joined in and it sounded something like this.
When Freak finished, SH said: "Well you're pretty good ol' son. "But if you'll sit down in that chair, right there, and let me show you how its done."
Fire in the Freakshow , run Freaks, run. Freak's in the back of the DN inn, His girls are beside him, runnin' the show. "Stupidhead logged off with all Freak's poe" "Oh no, no."
Freak bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat. He laid that golden treasure on the ground at SH's feet. SH said: "Freak just come on back if you ever want to try again. "I told you once, you son of a Freak, I'm the best that's ever been."
And he played Fire in the Freakshow , run Freaks, run. Freak's in the back of the DN inn His girls are beside him, runnin' the show. "Stupidhead logged off with all Freak's poe." "Oh no, no."