Functioning Failure
| Functioning Failure at a Glance | |
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| Emerald Ocean | |
| Last Monarch | Rockcrusher-East of Never Ending War |
| Member crew(s) | Never Ending War |
| Founded | 19 June, 2008 |
| Dormant as of 25 September, 2013 | |
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Functioning Failure is currently a dormant flag on the Emerald Ocean.
Contents
Public statement
Welcome to our continually failing yet functioning flag.
Extended public statement
Everyone fails in life, yet we all continue to function on. Success isnt measured on how good we do necessarily, but how we recover and learn from our losses our failures.
History
This flag was formed by Dragon Booty and flourished for a time but eventually due in part to lack of funds it was decided that the founders would leave for a time and come back when they had made a name and some money for themselves. This flag is currently being held for the eventual return of its founding crew. The flag's name was eventually changed from Dragon's Blood to Functioning Failure on September 16, 2013.
Former public statement
Fierce. Unrelenting. Focused. Unstoppable. Clueless. Totally out to lunch. (Except Yarrh, who has a liquid lunch)
Former extended public statement
Have fun, its just a game!
Royal spots are given when earned, at the discretion of the current royalty. Don't beg for a spot, you'll only piss us off. Bribes may work, however, feel free to try :D Especially cookies or foot massages.
Captains of new crews joining our flag get titled immediately, and may earn a royal spot depending on how well we know ye. Larger crews get more titled spots (duh).
