User:CaptReynolds

First he travelled millions of light years away to overthrow an evil empire. Then he single-handedly conquered the Nazis. He's been wrongfully framed for the murder of his wife, murdered by his wife, and stranded on a desert island. He's worked for the CIA and has even become President of the United States. Look out, ladies and gentlemen, Harrison Ford is now declaring war on the whole Cobalt Ocean. Flanked by his right hand man, Mel Gibson, Ford has formed the Sea Actor's Guild to unite the biggest and brightest stars under one flag. If you are lucky enough to encounter this modern day hero, you will find that he is always to sign autographs for his fans and duel those who make the mistake of crossing him. So beware, all you Pirate smugglers and criminals, Harrison Ford does not stand for villainy and terror, and you do not stand a chance against the Sea Actor's Guild....