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{{Infobox crew
|crewname=Guilty Pleasures
|captain=Exquisitive
|seniorofficers=Inframan, Sonicbang
|organized=no
|organization=
|oceanname=Hunter
|politics=Autocratic
|shares=Even
|flag=Charisma
|founded=yes
|foundedday=14
|foundedmonth=2
|foundedyear=2011
|updateday=26
|updatemonth=2
|updateyear=2011
|crewid=5011950
|portrait=no
}}

'''Guilty Pleasures''' is a [[crew]] that sails the [[Hunter Ocean]]. It currently flies the [[flag]] of {{Hunter|Charisma}}.

== Public Statement == 
Something you shouldn't like, but do anyway. <3 

== Extended Public Statement ==
Welcome~ We hope jobbing for us is something worth coming back for! 

This is a mature crew, looking for mature... Okay, so that was a joke ;o This is a fun-loving crew that strives to be the best even while having fun. (Aka. Doingwhateverwewant.) We tend to joke around with each other, but we are still serious where it counts. (I’m hoping that’s true o.0) 

In order to join this crew as a full member, we expect you to read the Terms & Conditions. (See below) The rules with a * next to them apply to jobbers as well. 

Terms & Conditions:

Regarding values...

1. Do not steal. (Jobbers can’t steal, right? :o)

2. Do not scam.*

3. Be fair.*

4. Keep the egos down.* :P

5. Try to make this crew a drama-free zone.*

6. Two wrongs don't make a right, but 3 left turns do!*

7. Have fun!*

Regarding pillages...

1. If you take another person’s ship out, please restock what you found the ship with.

2. Do not take charge without permission. (Gunning, battle navigating, etc.) The person who runs the pillage is usually the one in charge.*

3. Do not leave during battle.*

4. Do not laze continuously. If you have to be idle for a moment, tell the officer in charge.*

5. Do not shout if you are not in charge.*

6. Read the officer’s bulletin board (OBB) before starting a pillage.

7. Do not advertise for another crew while there is jobbing in progress.* (Not even skellies or zombies!)

8. Always, always, always! ask for permission to board (PTB) before you go on a ship.*

9. Return borrowed ships to the island you found it on, unless the OBB says otherwise.

10. Leave 69 PoE in the hold if you borrow a ship. ;D

11. Have fun!*

***Failure to follow all of these rules will result in spanks, planks, demotions, or expels.

Regarding ranks...

Ranks will be based on the ‘Piracy Experience & Ability Rating’ system. (PEAR) Requirements in the private statement. Failure to follow all of these rules will result in spanks, demotions, or expels.

Proof that you have read this before joining the crew:

Statement - I, [insert name], accept and agree to the Terms & Conditions.

Anymore information will be in the crew’s private statement. Happy Puzzling! (:

Disclaimer:

- I, Exquisitive, accept and agree to the Terms & Conditions.

- Inframan says, "why do i have to :P" Inframan says, "im difficult remember ;)"

- Kwlstorybro says, "I, Kwlstorybro accept and prolly agree to the Terms and Condontions."

- Scarlett says, "I, Kim's hoe, accept and agree to the Terms & Conditions."

- Dippanent says, "what is this line of which you speak?" Exquisitive says, "Read the damn crew info you nub"

- Scarlett says, " What fucking line?! I was supposed to read?!?"" Render says, "No you're not! I never read anything.""

- I, Excellence, accept & agree to the Terms & Conditions.

- Zarweka says, "i zarweka accept and agree to the terms & conditions =)"