Remnant
Remnant is an independent pirate and secret lover of long time friend, Lunett. She is most known for her previous role as captain and queen of The Vicious Fishes and Blood in the Water respectively, though these ranks were achieved out of pity and fear as opposed to actual merit. She instills fear into the hearts of children and adults who act like children and is rumored to have once sat on a toilet for 14 hours.
Fame and Legacy
Remnant is most known for being the founding member of the crew The Vicious Fishes as well as the inventor of the character-based promotion method which was the main system of promotion for The Vicious Fishes. Under her reign, her crew became the number one ranked crew on the Hunter Ocean as well as the home for over 400 pirates, most of whom left due to an issue with her constant flatulence and dumb remarks.
Remnant has since passed the torch on to her most trusted officer and beloved friend, Lunett, who has proven to be superior in every way, however, Remnant remains a senior officer and an active participant of The Vicious Fishes and any major decisions relating to the crew and flag, or at least, that's what she is lead to believe.
She was also a key player in the war between Slimbottom and Xanover, but not because she actually gave a scupper, instead she just had fun secretly recording the maniacal rantings of Slimbottom over Ventrilo and posting them on YouTube. She is credited as the cause of Slimbottom's banning from the game, however nothing has been confirmed, and several people speculate that it was his lunacy on it's own that did the trick.
Current Whereabouts
Remnant was last seen claiming to have no nose and sharp teeth, all of which aid her in her monstrous ambitions. Remnant has also become the villain in many horror tales sweeping the ocean.
Quotes
"i tuch ur chest gentlie with my slimy finger nubs"
"whut does i cant beleive its not butter mean?"
"these are relly overprixed turbans which r relly dum things to overprice"
"oh man, i look so ugly, look at me in gaaaaaaame"
"r you editing my PAGE?????????? what are you doinggg?????!!!?!"
"Stop quoiting mee wrung!! ur making me sound dumb!!"
"it makes me feel DURTTY!"
"shut yer butt"
"I really hate u lunett"
