Impossible Situations

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Impossible Situations at a Glance
Hunter Ocean
Captain	Asperity
Senior Officer(s)	Amasa, Lizziesull, Meanmajic, Muscles, Procyon, Shinyschmo Smats
Politics	Autocratic
Shares	Even
Flag Affiliation	Impending Danger
Founded	23 May, 2007
Last updated on 23 April, 2008

Impossible Situations at a Glance
Malachite Ocean
Captain	Asperity
Senior Officer(s)	Barnaclebess, Kobayashi, Lizziebeth, Meanmajic, Muscles
Politics	Autocratic
Shares	Even
Flag Affiliation	Impending Danger
Founded	8 May, 2008
Last updated on 2 June, 2008

Impossible Situations is a crew that sails both the Hunter and the Malachite oceans. The crew currently flies the flag of Impending Danger.

1 History
2 Public Statement
3 Extended Public Statement
4 Promotion Requirements
5 External Links

History

In April of 2008, Asperity and Muscles decided to open Impossible Situations with mates Amasa and Smats. As a crew, they started the flag Impending Danger.

Public Statement

Game = An activity providing entertainment or amusement = YPP. SMATTED!!

Extended Public Statement

If you are easily offended, this may not be the crew for you!

A few rules for jobbing(any of these things will get you planked):

Listen and obey orders from the the XO/Officer in charge.
Please no leaving during the battle, this will cause your pay to be docked. If you do need to bail, please try and wait until after battle.
Do not ask to gun, I have no doubt gunners will have already been chosen.
No asking to divide the booty because you need to go. If you need to take off or log, you will still get paid.
No spamming chat with nonsense, selling items, or random crap etc.
No lazing! Lazing is not working on a station while the ship is in motion.
DO NOT be disrespectful to anyone on board. If this happens, my officers will not only make you feel stupid, but will plank you.
Please do not issue trades or challenges while on a ship.
Lastly, have big fun! We are all quite nuts, and like to have fun as well.

If you have questions, ask away. If you decide you can handle us and would like to be apart of our crew, please ask any officer.

Promotion Requirements

Requirements for promotions are listed in the private crew statement. If you ask to join as an officer, I will laugh at you. Especially if you try and tell me you need to be because you have your own ship or officer badge.

Please note that there are some officers with no stats. Captain is more then happy to answer any questions about them.