"Crashing Puzzle Pirates with your giant rack just isn't a good user experience for anyone."[2]
"That is, apart from Voice Broadcasts, which will be introducing[sic] shortly, forcing everyone in the game to listen to long monologues from their glorious leader (me) about the politics of the day, current events, and what I had for breakfast."[3]
"Just so everyone can calm down a little and stop laying eggs"[4]
"Thanks for your help, and may the purse be with you."[5]
"Peghead fed the database server a mountain of old boots and it's chewing on them good. This has scuppered logins and transactions in the game. Hopefully it will finish its meal soon. Sorry for the inconvenience."[6]
"Um... elderberries?" Audio clip taken from Bluetta's interview with Cleaver.
"Instead of saying 'You must climb this giant $9.95 per month cliff to enjoy the exalted land of boot-wearing' a doubloon ocean offers a much more gentle ascent into the realm of bootiness and other finery." [7]
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