User:Faulkston/Forum signatures

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The following players have been quoted in my Puzzle Pirates forum signatures at some point in time.

Barrister

However, the username "SftwrEng" just seemed a little pathetic.

Behindcurtai

If it's a byte encoded field, and you're changing the encoding, well, err, umm, ehh, eee, eye, ohh, oooh.
Ship decay is not ship sinking (gonna have to sig that line now.)
When was the last time you crashed your spoon? Got a syntax error with your fork?
find a different abbriviation than "BK"? I see that, and I think of a place that wants to do it my way...

Bemis

The Invisible Hand will come and slap you upside the head if you try to fix prices like this.

Dadoui (Douinette)

This made me have a great laugh. BJ being more skill than poker hold'em.

Devonin

Muahaha, I'll secretly add two into my multiplication, so my numbers make me look right *stroke moustache*

Dragonlilly

Easily confused when presented with only text to base a persons biological parts off of. ;)

Ellopoppet (Athens)

I love pink, sadly it makes you look like a 13 year girl with a fetish.

Emerson

Fiddler wrote
 
Where do you think all those animated critters Disney and Pixar use came from?
 
Well, when one pixel loves another pixel...

Erfan

My hands STILL hurt from the ropes. The paaain... Fun, but oh the pain.

False_dmitri

starrarose wrote
 
Where's the incentive for the merchant to FIGHT Smurfs?
 
Gargamel might pay bounties on them....

Framling

Faulkston wrote
 
Attention K, Messers L and M would like to have a word with you
 
They're planning an airline!

GraveCollins (Gravey)

Phil Collins started a death metal band and gave you blood rain instead

Grayside (Firestone)

Would you find everything okay if Grand Frigs could launch tactical nuke strikes?

Grinfish

Of course, as a merchant, I want fishface booted, but as a GD poster, I'd like to see more mileage in the
situation than "wax-on wax-off".
jimborune wrote
 
Ok, there is nothing better when you start a game of drinking and see they your opponent has no cup and you
have a mighty horn.
 
0_0
Much as I admire their power and stature amongst the ships on the Main, I never been asked afore in me
much-blessed life to be anyone's Grand Frigate
I'm fairly sure half the jobbers on the average Atlantis frig are just there playing with themselves.

HiimEric2001 (Cire)

You should see the amount of fun I have playing board games, and they have terrible graphics.

IcabobFreely (Icabob)

it's become a full time job to try and find anything in the forums.

Kargach

support the addition of a ship called a "yawl" to the game - but only so when the brigands are running away
from me in one, I can yell, "Yawl come back now, y'hear?"

KariMinger (Zazazu / Corabelle)

I prefer a good #@&% to a cuss word

Krnasaur (Weiner)

do you want my long heavy object confined below your deck ;)

LethalLizord (SnakeEye / SnakeEyes)

Noone is strapping you down to a table and saying you must put on a midriff blouse.

LongJohnBone

Who the heck is TMBC?

Majestrate

BehindCurtai wrote
 
three people quoting me in their sigs right now
 
3 more people have now identified themselves as having poor taste.

Nooblar

They can just open the user editor and turn his lag toggle to off. Its not that hard, and i don't understand
why they don't just default all the lag toggles to off.

Pianoman1125 (Muffynz)

Faulky, I know where you sleep.

Poochy

First of all, this is not small claims court. Your "court case" is not significant enough to go to a FOOD COURT.

Queenbeez

I still like the novelty of adding poking to the event

Rick9109 (Rome)

I'm not going to have bots trying to tell me I need to rename my crew to Pirates of the Darn.

Roleni

Bigger is not necessarily better.

RollD20 (Greyrat)

Frankly, I don't *want* to be known as 'Master of Holes', thank you very much. :) How about 'Mending Mistress'?

Shirato

You can do /me on Skype.

Sigaligasig

you don't want strangers looking at your junk--I agree.  That's creepy.

Squashbuckle (Polly)

Put a tricorne over it, and viola.

Starrarose (Phoenix)

Ropes with a Come Hither look on the female pirate?

StuManchu (Stuyvesant)

Ur is an ancient city ruins in Iraq it's incapable of being stupid.

Sweetnessc (Sweetiepiepi)

No, you should do the "sleep" mission. You'll find it by looking for the button on the front of your computer

TheRack

If you take out Faulkies blatant Linkcount++ ing he is only up to about 27....

Yrrab2 (Weeding)

The server sometimes may lag during to high network outrage.