Born to be Bald

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Born to be Bald at a Glance
Cobalt Ocean
Captain	Skelli
Senior Officer(s)	Baddmark, Baldbruiser, Djflower, Noggin
Politics	Oligarchic
Shares	Even
Flag Affiliation	National Pirate Radio
Founded	11 March, 2007
Last updated on 18 June, 2009
Crew Info

Born to be Bald is a crew that sails the Cobalt Ocean and was founded in the year 2007 on March 11th.

Public Statement

Kill. Maim. Destroy. Spam. Annoy Skelli. Giggle. Make fun. Shout. Rant. Quote The Ramones. Smash the capitalist forces o darkness!

Extended Public Statement

Crew objectives are world peace & world domination, whilst stopping global warming, addressing trans-generational equity in resource availability, redistributing wealth & picking up litter as we go. Oh, and taking ourselves very very seriously o course. The crew colours o green & white pay homage to the great Glasgie Celtic, but ye dinnae have to be a Fenian to join us! Everyone welcome - if yer up fer fun, frolics & fighting. HEY HO, LET'S GO!