Zadd

Zadd

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Zadd is an Pirate of The Winners. He is a chief petty officer in the Aimuari Island Navy in the Orion Archipelago and sails the Hunter Ocean. He is also perfection, liked by all, and has a relgious following. Awesome.

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The Myth

It is told Zadd once saved 4 beutifull ladies from a kraken. This is awesome. Zadd caused the great flood. This is also kinda awesome. Some say Zadd is full of himself, Zadd disagrees adn think that they are jealous. Zadd's confidence is awesome. One day an old man asked for some POE, Zadd genously gave the man riches. Aww, so caring and awesome. Zadd is home dawgs with the G-Man. Thats religously awesome. If Zadd was ANY cooler the world would explode, kitties would eat dogs, and Geese would become Dinosaurs. Can this get any awesomer? Zadd is so aweosme that maybe one day you to can be as awesome as Zadd, sure kid, sure. (not happening). Awesome.

The Man

Zadd is just a cool guy, and he knows it. This is awesome. Zadd thinks losers should only blame themselfs for being losers. We bask in his aweomness. Zadd is a trainee of the mystic 7 arts. WHatever that is is awesome. Zadd found a turtle and returned it to the sea. :O Awesome. Some people don't understand Zadd's lifestyle here is the basic outline: 1). Get up at 4 pm, 2). Be awesome, 3). Be Awesome. Awesome.

The Rise + Fall Of Zadd

There was a fall?

If you see zadd what you shud do

1). Bow down before him. 2). Kiss his feet. 3). Forget number 2. 4).Beg for Zadd's eternaly awesome powers. 5). Die. 6). When u get to heaven tell 'em good ol' Zadd sent ye.

The Zaddtastic Nightmare

The Zaddtastic Nightmae is the wrath of Awesome that sweeps over Zadd's enemys. Or bugs. Either way, awesome. First the Zaddtastic Nightmare starts with a solid slap to the face. Nex he proceedes to distract you with a semi-hot women. Whilst you are trying to decided if the women is worth your time Zadd builds a gun/rocket/bladeswordthing and destroys your inner sanity with his mystic ZaddPowers. And that kids, is The ZAddtastic Nightmare. Awesome.