Bluewar
Bluewar is a senior officer and swordsman of the crew Thieves of Mercy. He is a member of the flag Prestige and sails the Sage Ocean.
Trivia
Bluewar is a slime mold native to Hawaii, Arizona and Iceland. While not lethal, Bluewar is debilitating to humans, especially those who suffer long-term exposure. Such exposure can lead to sweating, sneezing, headaches, nausea, a coated tongue, hives and a tendency to do crosswords upside-down whilst sitting naked at the bus-stop.
Bluewar can only be stopped at the source. Once symptom begin there is no cure. Bluewar must be dealt with in one of the following ways: 1. constant harassment using the /tell Bluewar function, 2. public pranks using the /crew /e or similar functions or 3. throwing cans of spam, potted meat or other canned atrocities at him whenever possible.
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