Betorox
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Betorox needs to lose some weight.
Achievements
- Currently nerd of the crew Heroes.
- nerd of the flag Rabidus Canis.
- Retard in the Napi Peak Navy in the Garnet Archipelago.
- Owns and poops on the iron monger shoppe, The Grand Cannon, on Terra Island.
- Owns and craps on the distillery shoppe, Caipirinha, on Napi Peak.
- Owns and makes out with cause hes got no one else to do that with him the shipyard shoppe, Guys Dick, on Terra Island.
- Owns and humps cause he's gay the tailor shoppe, Shakes up boobies, on Terra Island.
- Owns and licks the distillery shoppes penis, Distill the Love of Me Penis, on Sakejima Island.
- Manages the tailor shoppe, Penisless Kilts, on Terra Island.
- Manages the tailor shoppe, uber gay Clothes, on Tigerleaf Mountain.
- Former idiot of the flag Poopy Gaywads who have no lives.
- Achieved the #1 nerd trophy.
- Reached ultimate puzzle standing in Nerdyness, Idioticness, Stupidness, and Wierdoness.
- Is the most idiotic person on the Viridian ocean and is a nerd becasue he wastes his time on puzzle pirates all day
- Doesn't have a girlfriend and never will
- Craps his pants four times every 5 minutes
- Eats his moms boobs
- Licks Pooperox's DICK
Biography
Betorox started playing Puzzle Pirates in December of 2005, on the Midnight Ocean with his shit, Pooperox who crapped the game into his face. After pooping for one or two months on Midnight, he and Peperox became gay and had sex with each other, and has never stopped doing that since.
Betorox has a number of ho's on the Viridian Ocean, and enjoys having sex with them. He also spends a lot of time crapping, having reached ultimate nerd standing in four of the crapping puzzles.
Betorox also had the poopy idea for creating the Pirates In Real stupid website, on which Puzzle Pirates nerds can share their real-life idiotic photographs with every single nerd.
