Zadd
Zadd is an fleet officer of Team Beastie. He is a chief petty officer in the Aimuari Island Navy in the Orion Archipelago and sails the Hunter Ocean. He is also perfection, liked by all, and has a relgious following. All of the previous statements just made are untrue.
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The Myth
It is told Zadd once saved 4 beutifull ladies from a kraken. This is awesome. Zadd caused the great flood. This is also kinda awesome. Some say Zadd is full of himself, Zadd disagrees adn think that they are jealous. Zadd's confidence is awesome. One day an old man asked for some POE, Zadd genously gave the man riches. Aww, so caring and awesome. Zadd is home dawgs with the G-Man. Thats religously awesome. If Zadd was ANY cooler the world would explode, kitties would eat dogs, and Geese would become Dinosaurs. Can this get any awesomer? Zadd is so aweosme that maybe one day you to can be as awesome as Zadd, sure kid, sure. (not happening). Awesome.
The Man
Zadd is just a cool guy, and he knows it. This is awesome. Zadd thinks losers should only blame themselfs for being losers. We bask in his aweomness. Zadd is a trainee of the mystic 7 arts. WHatever that is is awesome. Zadd found a turtle and returned it to the sea. :O Awesome. Some people don't understand Zadd's lifestyle here is the basic outline: 1). Get up at 4 pm, 2). Be awesome, 3). Be Awesome. Awesome.
The Rise + Fall Of Zadd
There was a fall?
If you see zadd what you shud do
1). Bow down before him. 2). Kiss his feet. 3). Forget number 2. 4).Beg for Zadd's eternaly awesome powers. 5). Die. 6). When u get to heaven tell 'em good ol' Zadd sent ye.
