Avenism

Avenism at a Glance
Hunter Ocean
Captain	Avengers
Senior Officer(s)	Defeated, Glamourkills, Hellsinger, Rockerman
Politics	Autocratic
Shares	Jobber's Delight
Flag Affiliation	None
Founded	25 October, 2007
Last updated on 29 October, 2007
Crew Info

Public Statement

This crew is insane. The reader may need psychotherapy, and as such, this crew should be taken as gospel. You can help Avenism by restraining the leader in a rubber room.

Facts (the public statement is so long it wouldn't be sensible to put it here. At all...)

• Avenism created the Stone cutters from the Simpsons, the Stone masons copied us, Psh, Loosers.
• God is secretly an Avenist.
• Chuck Norris was baptised by the Avenist, "Namrekcor the wise." [Greekathon]
• The Om's are followers of Avenism, secretly. (They will deny it because of fear of tainting their beliefs)
• Avenism cures depression.

Greekathon

Avenism's public statement contains many references to Greekathon, a language created by and for Avengers. It has been added to by Rockerman and Avengers since then, and they have created a dictionary for those who don't really get it.

Greekathon Word	Literal translation or description
Baptist	Guy with lots of Madness drugs, Baptists inject new recruits who seem too mentally stable with Diputsocillin [see below].
Diputsocillin	Derived from other Greekathon words. "Diputs" = "Clinically Insane" and "Cillinillinillinillinillin" = "Drugs administered with a precision hammer to the head".
Wise	This probably isn't Geekathon, reasearch shows. However in the case of "Namreckor the Wise" it is almost certainly a synonym for "Extremely High-level Diputsness" [see above] or possibly "Completely off his trolley".
Captain	Highest Preacher and worshipper of the now-ancient religion. Very Diputs [see above] in multiple respects.
Senior Officer	High Preacher and devout follower of the Captain [see above]. Also extremely Diputs [see above].
Fleet Officer	Disciple of the ancient ways of Avenism, and on their way to becoming a High Preacher... Not quite as Diputs [see above] as others but capable of Derailing and Destablizing in some cases.
Officer	I haven't got this far yet.
Pirate	I haven't got this far yet.
Cabin Person	I haven't got this far yet.
Metalhead	[see "Mosher"]
Mosher	Really cool. Likely to possess a certain amount of skill with a Ratiug as well as extreme respect from anyone worth their salt.
Ratuig	If you can't translate a word that simple, you really don't deserve to know what it is.
Detniat Seikooc	A special type of Cookie (researchers believe it's a cookie anyway) many Avenist preachers use in order to entice new blood into a Baptist's house where they are forcibly converted. The recipe was discovered by Namreckor the Wise.