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We gon tell you a little story, now we ax that you sit back and not feel up on our legz. If you that ignant you need to go where yo came from. | We gon tell you a little story, now we ax that you sit back and not feel up on our legz. If you that ignant you need to go where yo came from. | ||
| − | The pastor for Macadamia Jubilation Congregation, also known as '''Julie''' started on the [[Obsidian Ocean]] in 2017 when the ocean first opened. Julie followed her best otter friend [[Cem]] around like a puppy throughout various crews and flags before finally accepting her fate as a lone pirate. Julie created Obsidian's version of [[Guapo Papi]] where she is Captain and remains happy and drama free. | + | The pastor for Macadamia Jubilation Congregation, also known as '''Julie''', started on the [[Obsidian Ocean]] in 2017 when the ocean first opened. Julie followed her best otter friend [[Cem]] around like a puppy throughout various crews and flags before finally accepting her fate as a lone pirate. Julie created Obsidian's version of [[Guapo Papi]] where she is Captain and remains happy and drama free. |
== Guapo Papi == | == Guapo Papi == | ||
Revision as of 15:27, 5 August 2018
Good morning ladies and gentlemen, welcome to this barnacle show.
How you durrin today?
We gon tell you a little story, now we ax that you sit back and not feel up on our legz. If you that ignant you need to go where yo came from.
The pastor for Macadamia Jubilation Congregation, also known as Julie, started on the Obsidian Ocean in 2017 when the ocean first opened. Julie followed her best otter friend Cem around like a puppy throughout various crews and flags before finally accepting her fate as a lone pirate. Julie created Obsidian's version of Guapo Papi where she is Captain and remains happy and drama free.
Guapo Papi
Guapo Papi members enjoy a brilliant gender, ethnic, and social diversity which are celebrated daily.
Guapo Papi crewbies come together to smile and laugh at other people.
Unfortunately, Julie is the only active member of Guapo Papi.
The Ambiguously Gay Duo
Julie is extremely introverted and scared of other humans, which is why she spends her time playing this ridiculous game. Her general disappointment in humanity makes her friendships stand the test of time that much more special. (Pause for reaction)
Julie and Prosperity have known each other since 2007 and coincidentally ran into each other on the docks of Port Venture when Obsidian opened. Prosperity and Julie get along because of their shared love of Battlestar Gallactica, their identical personality type of INFJ (The Advocate - the rarest personality type in the world), and their complimentary interests of acquiring power as quietly as possible (Prosperity) and acting like an insane pirate while also cowering in the corner hoping no one notices her (Julie).
The Scooby Gang
Julie has an impressive supernatural ability to buy things regardless of how much poe she actually has.
Her super power has assisted her in building her own Scooby Gang based of the hit TV show "Buffy the Vampire Slayer".
If pirates are interested in learning more about this brilliant TV show, Julie recommends that they start with season 2 because Angel is a huge pansy douche that pirates do not need to waste their time getting to know.
Service to the community
When bored out of her pretty little mind, Julie can be seen greeting random pirates as they arrive to an island's dock in a manner that can only be describes as "Tourette-like".
She recruits strangers in this quest as well and has found most people are all too willing to do very strange things with little to no explanation.
This rare communication between Julie and the outside world is without a doubt the highlight of Obsidian Ocean's existence.
