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|flagname= Passive Aggression
|flagid= 10001372
|oceanname= Sage
|monarch=[[Beebee]]
|monarchcrew= [[Three to Tango]]
|membercrews= [[Three to Tango]]
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|islandname1=
|allies=''None''
|wars=''None''
|updateday= 31
|updatemonth=3
|updateyear= 2009
|portrait=yes
|founded=yes
|foundedday=28
|foundedmonth=12
|foundedyear=2006
|reason=Dormant
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'''Passive Aggression''' is a [[flag]] which was founded on the [[Sage Ocean]] on December 28, 2006. The flag went into retirement in June 2008

== Public Statement ==

Retired Flag, December 2006-June 2008. Thanks to the lack of dub buying the real PA went poof! But the memory will live forever.

/e imagines telling stories to the kids, of the PA days...

:Gather round kiddies, as a story unfolds,
:about a captain named Beebe, or so I am told.
:She had one eye missing, and hair like spun gold,
:and her heart, Sage claimed, was ever so cold.

:Like a banshee she came on the political scene,
:like a demon she pol'ticked, her eyes glowing green.
:She could order you dead, or chop of your head,
:She orchestrated it all, or so it was said.

:She commanded a crew, of bloodthirsty mates,
:There was Woodenleg, Novo, Mads and BA.
:These pirates were known for their immaculate skill,
:they had a preference for fine rum, never the swill.

:They'd as soon declare war on you, if you fit the bill,
:and never showed mercy, they were out for the kill.
:Their prowess blockading, was second to none,
:and rarely if ever would they ever run.

:And after the they won, and cut out yer' heart,
:they'd promptly hit parley, and the tarting would start.
:It's said now they sit, in soft chairs and with canes
:in estates with others, with long forgot names,

:Perhaps we're now better off, but I use my brains,
:and figure without them, it just isn't the same.

Poem by Whitechops as posted in Parley. Special thanks to Orestes, Black Dragons, and On The Rocks, it wouldn't have been the same without you. 

== Blockade History ==

*February 10: Blockade Color: Lime
**{{blockade|ocean=Sage|island=Admiral|number=IX}} - Passive Aggression beat [[Rogues of Sage]] 3-0 at [[Admiral Island]]
**{{blockade|ocean=Sage|island=Kent|number=V}} - Passive Aggression beat [[Notorious]] (Defenders) and [[Les Aristocrates]]^ 3-0 at [[Isle of Kent]]
 
*February 24: Blockade Color: Aqua
**{{blockade|ocean=Sage|island=Amity|number=V}} - Passive Aggression beat [[Astute Tentacle Mariners]] 3-0 at [[Amity Island]]
**{{blockade|ocean=Sage|island=Blackthorpe|number=VIII}} - Passive Aggression beat Rogues of Sage 3-0 at [[Blackthorpe Island]]
**{{blockade|ocean=Sage|island=Wissahickon|number=III}} - Passive Aggression beat [[Rebellion]] 3-1 at [[Wissahickon Island]]
**{{blockade|ocean=Sage|island=Admiral|number=X}} - Passive Aggression defended against Rogues of Sage 3-0 at Admiral Island

*March 3: 
**{{blockade|ocean=Sage|island=Blackthorpe|number=IX}} - [http://forums.puzzlepirates.com/community/mvnforum/viewthread?thread=58911 Passive Aggression gives away Blackthorpe  ]

*March 18: Blockade Color: Pink
**{{blockade|ocean=Sage|island=Amity|number=VI}} - Passive Aggression defended against [[High Kingdom]] 3-0 at Amity Island

*March 31: Blockade Color: Yellow
**{{blockade|ocean=Sage|island=Amity|number=VII}} - Passive Aggression defended against [[Wolf Empire]] 3-0 at Amity Island

*April 21: Blockade Color: Blue
**{{blockade|ocean=Sage|island=Kashgar|number=II}} - Passive Aggression attacked [[T-N-T]], losing 3-2 at [[Kashgar Island]].
**{{blockade|ocean=Sage|island=Kakraphoon|number=I}} - Passive Agression attempted to colonize [[Kakraphoon Island]] in a three-way blockade.  PA winning 0 rounds, losing to [[Hell's Wrath]], while [[Candy Coated Chaos]] also took 1 round.

*April 28: Blockade Color: Red
**{{blockade|ocean=Sage|island=Amity|number=VIII}} - Although Passive Aggression successfully defended 3-1, they did not actually contend. The blockade was run as a competitive event. [[League of Light]] won three rounds as non-contenders.[http://forums.puzzlepirates.com/community/mvnforum/viewthread?thread=63139 Intent to not Defend...Unless, Part Three] 

*May 20: Blockade Color: Blue
**{{blockade|ocean=Sage|island=Amity|number=IX}}  League of Light beat Passive Aggression in a pre-arranged friendly blockade, 3-2. Dillagaf was present and shot only at Passive Aggression ships.

*May 26: Blockade Color: Orange
**{{blockade|ocean=Sage|island=Admiral|number=XI}}  Passive Aggression defended against [[Raving Notion]] 3-0 at Admiral Island

*July 21: Blockade Color: Green
**{{blockade|ocean=Sage|island=Admiral|number=XII}}  Passive Aggression defended against Candy Coated Chaos 3-0 at Admiral Island

*August 25: Blockade Color: Grey
**{{blockade|ocean=Sage|island=Admiral|number=XIII}}  Passive Aggression defended against [[Shadows Of Sage]] 3-1  at Admiral Island

^Note Les Aristocrates only dropped to force a sinking blockade and did not actually attempt to win the island

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== Interesting Threads Pertaining To Passive Aggression ==

*[http://forums.puzzlepirates.com/community/mvnforum/viewthread?thread=72599 The "Tart about PA" thread]
*[http://forums.puzzlepirates.com/community/mvnforum/viewthread?thread=73297 PA plots! Job with us at Admiral! Be a NINJA!]
*[http://forums.puzzlepirates.com/community/mvnforum/viewthread?thread=73644 To Clear the smoke on the reason for the Admiral Blockade]
*[http://forums.puzzlepirates.com/community/mvnforum/viewthread?thread=66275 Dear Raving Notion,]
*[http://forums.puzzlepirates.com/community/mvnforum/viewthread?thread=68814 Gretchen's got PA!]
*[http://forums.puzzlepirates.com/community/mvnforum/viewthread?thread=69788 Greenie of the Day award goes to PA....]
*[http://forums.puzzlepirates.com/community/mvnforum/viewthread?thread=69959 PA's intent to pig out! (defense of Admiral)]
*[http://forums.puzzlepirates.com/community/mvnforum/viewthread?thread=71463 Wenslydale Bumper Sloops Blockade]
*[http://forums.puzzlepirates.com/community/mvnforum/viewthread?thread=61256&offset=0#1014752 PA Ribbons can Be Found Here]
*[http://forums.puzzlepirates.com/community/mvnforum/viewthread?thread=62851 This blockade is brought to you by the letter K.]
*[http://forums.puzzlepirates.com/community/mvnforum/viewthread?thread=62049 Passive Aggression intent to transfer Wissahickon and Isle of Kent]
*[http://forums.puzzlepirates.com/community/mvnforum/viewthread?thread=63527 *waves to pa*]
*[http://forums.puzzlepirates.com/community/mvnforum/viewthread?thread=62170 A suggestion for PA]
*[http://forums.puzzlepirates.com/community/mvnforum/viewthread?thread=61949 I have proof Passive Aggression is a Viridian conspiracy intent on corrupting this ocean!]
*[http://forums.puzzlepirates.com/community/mvnforum/viewthread?thread=62056 Another Shipyard going up on Admiral Island]
*[http://forums.puzzlepirates.com/community/mvnforum/viewthread?thread=62049 Passive Aggression intent to transfer Wissahickon and Isle of Kent]
*[http://forums.puzzlepirates.com/community/mvnforum/viewthread?thread=59076 Thanks DAN and PAM for all the blockade fun.]
*[http://forums.puzzlepirates.com/community/mvnforum/viewthread?thread=58563 Defense of ADRIMAL! & more]
*[http://forums.puzzlepirates.com/community/mvnforum/viewthread?thread=58717 Passuve Agreson Is Mean!]
*[http://forums.puzzlepirates.com/community/mvnforum/viewthread?thread=58621 Great Job PA.. Very impressive]
*[http://forums.puzzlepirates.com/community/mvnforum/viewthread?thread=58468 Blockade Saturday]
*[http://forums.puzzlepirates.com/community/mvnforum/viewthread?thread=58320 Admiral Relocation Plan]
*The following are related as the second is a direct response
**[http://forums.puzzlepirates.com/community/mvnforum/viewthread?thread=58909 RAN intent to defend and NOT allow Sage to go Stagnant]
**[http://forums.puzzlepirates.com/community/mvnforum/viewthread?thread=59026 PA official statement in response to DAN's very serious post re: stagnation]