Tilinka
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Tilinka is captain of the Perilous Puppets on Sage. She is an avatar artist.
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History
Tilinka spawned on Sage in August of 2005. She founded the Perilous Puppets on September 11, 2005 with the help of Rasputina.
Tilinka was a princess and events coordinator of The Red Flag Armada until February of 2006 when she was crowned queen of Anarchy. After numerous confrontations with flag mate Nikolaas over insults to her clothing and the sniping of the custom ship name Holy Sunfish, full scale anarchy (ironically) consumed Anarchy. In May of 2006, Tilinka created her own flag, Tiny Flag and promptly declared war on Nikolaas' flag, Minute Flag.
Tilinka has organized and run several Sage Ocean events.
Achievements
- Captain of the Perilous Puppets.
- Former princess and events coordinator for The Red Flag Armada.
- Former queen and princess of Anarchy.
- Former queen of Tiny Flag.
- Former queen and princess of Infallible Quintessence.
- Former princess of Candy Coated Chaos
- Former governor of Penobscot Island.
- Former governor of Kiwara Island.
- Collection of ships with Cod-themed punny names.
- Won the Holy Sunfish from Nikolaas in a treasure drop game.
- Hare Hare Yukai Apollo impersonation.
- Tied for first and won a parrot familiar in The Great Scavenger Race.
- Assisted by Cassis and Horrorpop.
- Got a hook during SinkFest.
- Won an Antediluvian Conch artifact for skillful sleuthing.
- Received a Hypnos doll for her avatar of him.
- Won an Aphrodite doll and an Endymion doll for her entries in U Gib Doll - Part 2.
- Had 1011 unframed portraits in her gallery on 11/28/2007. Forum link.
- Co-owner of Fit on My Fez - a tailor shoppe on Bowditch Island.
- Ynahteb is the other co-owner.
- Catalyst for introduction of magenta cloth as a weavery product.
- Won an aqua Ippolito for Amazing Treasure Haul on 08-08-08. Promptly gave it to Sharktail so Souffle wouldn't get jealous.
- Second place in the Navigation competition on August 21st, 2008.
- Runner up in Avatar Revolutions. Received a Prometheus egg and a shiny ribbon.
- Manager of Hatter-Eater Lad - a tailor shoppe on Barbary Island.
- Received a Galene doll for avatars.
- Got a pegleg on 1/5/09 on a sloop sink in the Cursed Isles.
Events Run
- Clamorous Cavalcade of Calamity
- First Annual Sage Globetrot
- Anarchy's Vivacious Valentines Vaganza Couples Sloop Race and Brawling
- Booched Bilge Bakeoff
- Assassin! Ack!
- Perilous Puppets' Birthday Bash
- Save Christmas! (as Ludwigga von Elfinburg)
- Second Annual Sage Globetrot
- Spaniel Association of Docktarts
- Knives in the Dark
- Impromptu Sage Events
- Hat Off!
- On Being a Puppet: A Doodletastic Celebration
- Gingerbread Ships
- Fourth Annual Sage Globetrot
Ultimatums
Tilinka's Ultimatum Issued on September 14th, 2007. The first and second demands have been met.
- I, Tilinka, Evil Genius and Puppet Extraordinare do hereby issue the following ultimatum to the people of Sage.
- I am holding your Number One Gunner rank hostage.
- It is my intention to gun only in Atlantis henceforth. Atlantis is far more amusing for me than pillaging, and I only make a decent profit at it if I am gunning. But those are only justifications. I'm really doing it so I can be evil and laugh a lot. As the only other ship activities I participate in are blockades and merchant runs, my gunning Ultimate is NEVER GOING TO DECREASE.
- Fact: As of today, September 14th, 2007, the top six gunning slots on Sage are ordered by experience. Guess who has more?
- My Demands
- I will cease to hold the #1 Gunner trophy hostage if any of the following demands are met.
- The inclusion of magenta colored cloth in the game
- Standings may once more rise and fall on multi-ship battle boards, or else be completely unaffected.
- All the hats on Admiral delivered to me. Gift wrapped. Unless they are tan, brown, grey, or white.
- Eleventy Billion Pieces of Eight in small, unmarked coin.
- Spandex clad do-gooder types with poor fashion sense (yes, I am aware of the irony) are welcome to try to defeat me. In the meantime, I shall be practicing my cackle.
- -Tilinka
- League of Super-Villains, Member in Good Standing.
Further Demands Issued on June 3rd, 2008 following the release of magenta cloth.
- Your bowing to my demands for magenta cloth has gone directly to my head. I have glued on a moustache and bought one of those nicer silk lined capes that swishes a lot. I am thinking of also investing in a monocle.
- As self-proclaimed evil mastermind of Sage, I issue the following demands.
- Monocles
- Magenta paint.
- Secret lair upgrade for shoppes
- Cerulean blue, sunsetty orange/pink/red, and burnt umber
- Top hats
- Better moustache paste.
- Sharks with scupperin' catapults on their heads.
- Mint pie
Trinkets
Pets
Avatars
Fleet
Tilinka has a small collection of Cod named and custom renamed ships.
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