Art:Poetry Death Match/Archived Round 7

Poetry Death Match Round 7 consisted of piratey poetry parodies. The archived results are shown below with the winning piratey poetry parodies in bold.

Main Bracket
The original poems are linked.

Non-Competing
These people entered because they found the idea of a poetry parody just too darned irresistable to resist. They are consolidated here for posterity and your amusement.