User:Faulkston/Forum signatures

The following players have been quoted in my Puzzle Pirates forum signatures at some point in time.

=Barrister= However, the username "SftwrEng" just seemed a little pathetic.

=Behindcurtai= If it's a byte encoded field, and you're changing the encoding, well, err, umm, ehh, eee, eye, ohh, oooh.

Ship decay is not ship sinking (gonna have to sig that line now.)

When was the last time you crashed your spoon? Got a syntax error with your fork?

find a different abbriviation than "BK"? I see that, and I think of a place that wants to do it my way...

=Bemis= The Invisible Hand will come and slap you upside the head if you try to fix prices like this.

=Dadoui (Douinette)= This made me have a great laugh. BJ being more skill than poker hold'em.

=Devonin= Muahaha, I'll secretly add two into my multiplication, so my numbers make me look right *stroke moustache*

=Dragonlilly= Easily confused when presented with only text to base a persons biological parts off of. ;)

=Ellopoppet (Athens)= I love pink, sadly it makes you look like a 13 year girl with a fetish.

=Emerson=

=Erfan= My hands STILL hurt from the ropes. The paaain... Fun, but oh the pain.

=False_dmitri=

=Framling=

=GraveCollins (Gravey)= Phil Collins started a death metal band and gave you blood rain instead

=Grayside (Firestone)= Would you find everything okay if Grand Frigs could launch tactical nuke strikes?

=Grinfish= Of course, as a merchant, I want fishface booted, but as a GD poster, I'd like to see more mileage in the situation than "wax-on wax-off".

Much as I admire their power and stature amongst the ships on the Main, I never been asked afore in me much-blessed life to be anyone's Grand Frigate

I'm fairly sure half the jobbers on the average Atlantis frig are just there playing with themselves.

=HiimEric2001 (Cire)= You should see the amount of fun I have playing board games, and they have terrible graphics.

=IcabobFreely (Icabob)= it's become a full time job to try and find anything in the forums.

=Kargach= support the addition of a ship called a "yawl" to the game - but only so when the brigands are running away from me in one, I can yell, "Yawl come back now, y'hear?"

=KariMinger (Zazazu / Corabelle)= I prefer a good #@&% to a cuss word

=Krnasaur (Weiner)= do you want my long heavy object confined below your deck ;)

=LethalLizord (SnakeEye / SnakeEyes)= Noone is strapping you down to a table and saying you must put on a midriff blouse.

=LongJohnBone= Who the heck is TMBC?

=Majestrate=

=Nooblar= They can just open the user editor and turn his lag toggle to off. Its not that hard, and i don't understand why they don't just default all the lag toggles to off.

=Pianoman1125 (Muffynz)= Faulky, I know where you sleep.

=Poochy= First of all, this is not small claims court. Your "court case" is not significant enough to go to a FOOD COURT.

=Rick9109 (Rome)= I'm not going to have bots trying to tell me I need to rename my crew to Pirates of the Darn.

=Roleni= Bigger is not necessarily better.

=RollD20 (Greyrat)= Frankly, I don't *want* to be known as 'Master of Holes', thank you very much. :) How about 'Mending Mistress'?

=Shirato= You can do /me on Skype.

=Sigaligasig= you don't want strangers looking at your junk--I agree. That's creepy.

=Squashbuckle (Polly)= Put a tricorne over it, and viola.

=Starrarose (Phoenix)= Ropes with a Come Hither look on the female pirate?

=StuManchu (Stuyvesant)= Ur is an ancient city ruins in Iraq it's incapable of being stupid.

=Sweetnessc (Sweetiepiepi)= No, you should do the "sleep" mission. You'll find it by looking for the button on the front of your computer

=TheRack= If you take out Faulkies blatant Linkcount++ ing he is only up to about 27....

=Yrrab2 (Weeding)= The server sometimes may lag during to high network outrage.