Dead Men Tell No Tales (Emerald)

The crew Dead Men Tell No Tales sails the Emerald Ocean. Before the ocean merge, it existed on the Sage Ocean.

History
Dead Men Tell No Tales was created by Michellem, Finntheirish and Twofingerjac on September 19th, 2006. Odion soon joined and became equal partners in running the crew.

The crew now owns Twofingerjac's Tailoring Stall, Finntheirish's Ironworking and Odion's Weaving Stalls located on, as well as Cracked's Distilling Stall on the.

Twofingerjac was forced to leave Puzzle Pirates for personal reasons and Cracked and Majik were promoted to senior officer and equal partners of Dead Men Tell No Tales.

Public statement
Dead Men, and dead bots, tell no tales

Extended public statement
Ahoy me mateys, this be the site of Dead Men Tell No Tales. This be a funlovin crew always on the lookout for treasure to plunder, yarr. If ye be lookin fer a crew to have fun and learn with, this crew be it. We always be willin to help ye learn and advance in this game. If ye got questions, ask. We Dead Men try to pilly daily as we love pieces of eight. Upon entry into Dead Men, ye will be made a Cabin Person.

Once ye have 2 broads and have gone on a couple of pillys with us, ye will be promoted to Pirate. Also it would be good if you have at least distinguished in carp, sail and bilge so we see you are working on yer stats.

Promotion to Officer requires 2 solids, above able in all pirating skills and the trust of yer Senior Officers. You should also have some BNav experience at this point. We would also ask that all officers obtain a LABOR BADGE and work in the crew stalls. All proceeds from these stalls go to buy big ships and fund crew exploits--not personal gain.

To be a Fleet officer ye will need 3 solids and a weighty. Ye will be required to own a ship. Ye will have to be involved weekly, have a Broad in BNav and must have attained yerself much trust with yer Senior Officers and Captain.

Senior Officer will be attained with only the highest level of dedication to yer mates in this crew and will be at the discretion of the Senior Officers and Captain.

PLEASE !! buy your clothes from Twofingerjac's Tailor stall on Wens, all your iron needs from Cracked's Iron Mongor on Wens, all of your dye, paint and potion needs from Michellem's apothecary stall on Wensleydale and all your distilling needs from Cracked's Distillery and ship needs from Michellem's Shipbuilding stall on Kent and Hawse. Holes and Hulls on Scrimshaw. THANKS !!!!

Dead Men Tell No Tales Theme Song By Krash 1/20/07

We sail aroun the ocean, No drinking whisking potions, We sail day and night, Always looking for a fight.

Oh, we're Dead Men Tell No Tales, We throw out bilge in big ol' pails, We fix the holes with hammer and nails, Oh yes, we're Dead Men Tell No Tales.

Michellem is our Capitan, Odion jokes while we are battlin', While Majik;s kicking jobber booty, Finntheirish counts all our looty.

Oh, we're Dead Men Tell No Tales, Ask the bringands we impales, We cannot move without our sails, Oh yes we're Dead Men Tell No Tales.

Cracked plays whilehe is workin' And he knows that we all love em, One more SO is Joaxim, Except that I don't know him.

Oh we're Dead Men Tell No Tales, To all islands we have sailed, We are the crew that never fails, Oh yes we're Dead Men Tell No Tales, Oh yea we're Dead Men Tell No Tales, Yea we're Dead Men Tell No Tales, Oh we're Deeeeeeeead Meeeen Tellllll Noooo Taaaaaales.