Wargasm

Wargasm is a crew that sails the Emerald Ocean. Currently the crew flies the flag Shadows of Sage.

History
Wargasm was created by two friends Salvatrucha and Motad as a place where they could do as they please without having to answer to anyone. The two reluctantly added Crickket and Vampirealexa to the crew in an attempt to balance out the overflowing testosterone.

After sailing around the Sage Ocean with no purpose the flag Let’s Get Naked was created in July of 2011 in order to allow the crew to kade. When attempts to kade Wissahickon Island failed due to lack of resources the decision was made to join an established flag.

Soon after the Wissahickon kade and annoyed with the antics of Salvatrucha, Motad decided to take his expertise elsewhere. Crickket was put in charge of the crew in an attempt to prevent Salvatrucha's erratic behavior from negatively effecting the crew.

In October of 2011 Wargasm joined the flag Twisted Parallax. Later that month not being satisfied with sitting on the sidelines Crickket and Salvatrucha entered the kade at Isle of Kent unsupervised much to the dismay of their flags allies. They were quickly asked to excuse themselves from Twisted Parallax.

Plu, who was also messing around in the Isle of Kent blockade asked the crew to join Shadows of Sage. Wargasm became an active crew under the Shadows. In addition to participating in kades the crew began actively hunting Brigand Kings and making Citadel Runs.

Abigcloud was added to the crew. The four friends remain the basis for Wargasm.

In September of 2012 Shadows of Sage took a hiatus and Wargasm joined.

October 2012 Wargasm joined No Offence Intended.

Not having found a perfect fit Shadows of Sage was resurrected and Wargasm quickly rejoined in January of 2013.

In July of 2013 with most of the members lapsing into dormancy and no one to object Vampirealexa and Crickket began causing chaos all over the ocean. Such antics cannot be detailed for fear of swift retribution. Their audacious behavior was enough to bring Salvatrucha and Abigcloud out of retirement.

Having both the resources and the ships to kade but lacking jobbing support both Wargasm and Ill Omen joined the flag Taste Our Broadsideover the summer of 2013. With the end of summer and a desire to have control over their kading antics both crews returned to Shadows of Sage. Wargasm gained Redcore during this time.

Public statement
You throw words. We throw cannonballs.

Extended public statement
We are not interested in drama here. If you want drama please go somewhere else.