Shaken Not Stirred

Shaken Not Stirred was a crew that sailed the Sage Ocean. The crew flew the flag of Armed Cocktail Party.

History
Shaken Not Stirred was origianlly founded under the name Gaisgich na Mara on December 4th, 2005 but was eventually renamed to Shaken Not Stirred.

By August of 2007 the crew had disbanded.

Public Statement
Welcome to Shaken not Stirred.

See, see the Pink sky.

Marvel at its big, less-Pink depths.

Tell me, oh Evil One, do you wonder why the un-Pink one ignores you?

Why its foobly stare makes you feel Pinkish.

I can tell you, it is worried by your Pinkalis facial growth that looks like a Pink cheese.

What's more, it knows your Pink potting shed Smells of Pink.

Everything under the big Pink sky asks why, why do you even bother?

You only charm Pink beers......

by Yaruto....the Pink Gentleman of Sage.....

Crew Articles

 * 1) Ask PTB (Permission to Board) before boarding a ship. If ye don't know how, ask!
 * 2) Always be polite, courteous, and respectful toward others!
 * 3) Be helpful to all pirates, crew or otherwise!
 * 4) Always ask questions if ye have 'em, just make sure ye ask at the right time. If ye ask and we tell ye we can't answer right then, ye've asked at the wrong time. Ask again later.
 * 5) Always tell the commanding officer if yer leavin' during a pillage run.
 * 6) The only allowable excuse for violating 5 is an unintentional disconnect.
 * 7) Never leave while in battle unless ye have no other choice.
 * 8) Don’t send too many tells to the cap'n. If ye have any questions ye can ask them on the crew channel, or if ye have an issue ye'd like kept private, ye can ask any senior or fleet officer. This is so the Captain’s chat is not flooded with messages.

If ye violate any of the above rules, expect to be planked. Repeat offense may result in yer expulsion from the crew.