Universal Exports

Universal Exports is an independent crew that sails the Cobalt Ocean.

History
Universal Exports was founded on 4 April, 2005.

Public Statement
"Put that down and pay attention, double o seven. Now, this is your new sloop. Armour plated hull with radarrr transparent paint, twin gas turbines or good old sail power and extra long plank."

"You didn't forget the cannons, Q?"

"Of course not, double o seven! There's four. Plus a laser in the crow's nest and nuclear torpedoes in the bowsprit"

"Very nice, Q. Just one more question - what's this?"

"Put that down, that's my rum! Now here's the deed to the sloop, and double o seven - try not to sink it this time"

Universal Exports sticks to the core of Piracy, we fight with cannon and sword at sea and on land to make and spend money. We drink and laze about. These are the things pirates are best at. Universal Exports has no grandiose goals, we have been through such things before and don't like pain that comes with those particular pleasures. All are welcome - from the greenest upward, ye will be rewarded as long as ye are prepared to work, if not, we have a licence to plank. We are starting as a UK based crew so we will mostly working to GMT hours for now.

Promotion Requirements
Good jobbers may join the crew as Cabin Person, subscribe and you'll make Pirate, do well and we'll train ye to Officer, then maybe ye'll get yer double o badge. Send Serpent or Silverspotty a /tell or visit universal-exports.org.uk and remember, booty should be shaken, not stirred.