User:CaptainSpam

Ahoy! I be CaptainSpam, senior officer of on Midnight and captain (well, one of the two members) of Have Rum Will Travel on Ice. Captain only by desire of being able t' sail ships around. Much more of a salty sea dawg, meself. And an inn rat. Never could get into the political atmosphere o' the oceans. I just wants t' have fun!

I'll eventually have a userpage where I don't make excessive and most likely highly inaccurate abuse of the piratey vernacular. Really.