Avenism

Avenism was a crew on the Hunter Ocean.

The Beginning
Avenism is a Greekathonic religion founded by Sregneva, a poor peasent, he created the religion in a desperate attempt to restore order and normality to the world of insanity. However, his plans were thwarted by the evil countess Ytivac Greekathon, who sucked him into the void which is Category Three Insanity. During the great tantrum Greekathon of Megatha the wise and knowing, Sregneva was distracted allowing Ytivac to entangle his right leg with her multi-use, pristine condition, rare, collectors edition, kinky, diamond encrusted whip.

The Fall of Sregneva
Sregneva fell silently into the black chasm (mainly to be like Gandalf when he falls down that big hole in the tunnel with that big firey thing). Sregneva's many followers mourned him, but none more than Regnislleh Greekathon, Sregneva's fat-fingered friend, who wept over his sacrifice and praised his stylish uber-sexy Gandalf fall.

The Return of Sregneva
Thousands of years later Sregneva returned to the world we now know as home, looking extremely tired from his thousand year long imprisonment by the Evil countess, Ytivac. He decided to preach his Religion of Avenism Greekathon. This resulted in world wide followers which current numbers exceed 99^999.87402 * 29084 + 5937.6/Pi * 0.

Unfortunately Sregneva had been tainted and was diagnosed, insane.

The Healing of Sregneva (and the baptism of Chuck Norris)
The great Sregneva once got cancer - not unusual for someone who had lived well over a thousand years. Fortunately Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Sregneva no longer has cancer. Do the math. It is obvious that Sregneva has made Chuck Norris cry. Well, it turns out that this is, in fact, factual, however this phenomenon was not by force (as they are longtime Kappa Kappa Kappa fraternity brothers). Instead, it was spurred by one of Sregneva's extremely moving interpretive dances. This one in particular involved peacock feathers, bringing the dance's levels of both beauty and emo-ness to a level of infintesimality, which is the only level of emotion that is capable of releasing Chuck's tears from his diamond-plated ducts. Some of this miracle man-juice of anti-malignance splashed into Sregneva's then exposed bellybutton, instantly and completely curing the cancer within him. Embarrassed with the proceedings, a new and strange feeling for the great Norris, Chuck started hyperventilating and flailing all three of his arms about in a circular motion. After nearly 48 hours of this uncharacteristic behavior, he inadvertently stumbled on a nearby house, leading to him being forced to be baptised by "Namrekcor the Wise Greekathon" to purge the Girly hissyfit he experienced.

Public Statement
This crew is insane. The reader may need psychotherapy, and as such, this crew should be taken as gospel. You can help Avenism by restraining the leader in a rubber room.

Facts (shortened extended public statement)

 * Avenism created the Stone cutters from the Simpsons, the Stone masons copied us, Psh, Loosers.
 * God is secretly an Avenist.
 * Chuck Norris was baptised by the Avenist, "Namrekcor the wise." [Greekathon]
 * The OM's are followers of Avenism, secretly. (They will deny it because of fear of tainting their beliefs)
 * Avenism cures depression.

Greekathon
Avenism's public statement contains many references to Greekathon, a language created by and for Avengers. It has been added to by Rockerman, Istarion and Avengers since then, and they have created a dictionary for those who don't really get it.