User:Theball8

Theball is a Fleet Officer and Mascot of Sage Gangsters, and member of the flag Dead Man's Legend on Sage.

Contributions and Accomplishments

 * Opened the traveling restaraunt, Boredom Sandwich. He grills burgers (those cannons are hot, after all) and serves rum to those waiting for a voyage to start. Only 2 POE!

Biography
Theball is the third incarnation of his creator's pirates. First he was known as Silvermane, then Gibbsthewite. He comes back to life a third time as Theball! He has been an active pirate since June 2008. He met FL (Fearless Leader) Chaaman soon after his creation and joined his crew, Sage Gangsters. He enjoyed himself with this crew, going on several pillies and hanging out with his crewbies at parties. There was, however, a brief conflict with one of his Senior Officers, Starrburst. Starr had been demoting crew members who would not join him on his pilly, and Theball called him out on "bad leadership." The conflict escalated when now-ex-crew member Redsails began giving out free promotions. Starr threatened to tell the captain about Red's behavior. It is unknown to the author how this situation was resolved. Starrburst has not been seen since. It is believed his account was hacked, according to other crew members. Theball and his creator experienced their first ship sinking on July 4th of 2008. A longship sank in a flotilla, and the screen went black. He was surprised to wake up on an uninhabited island with a piece of driftwood and a fish.

About the creator:

Adam is Theball's creator and keeper. He works at a restaurant, plays the guitar and juggles. He enjoys comedy, guitar solos and Dr. Pepper.