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Plankmeister, is a pirate of the Hunter Ocean. He is a Senior Officer and the Lieutenant of the crew Knott Serious, and Prince of the flag Against The Current. Serving as a flag Skellie/Zombie coordinator, a royal decree bestowed upon him the title "Chancellor of the Undead." He resides at Knottydog's Manor on in the.

Plankmeister maintains alts under the same name on all doubloon oceans to assist cross-ocean allies in blockading efforts.

Biography
After jobbing as an independent pirate with numerous crews, the spirit and discipline he saw evidenced in the crew Knott Serious attracted his interest. Though often declining invitations after faithful pillage services, Plankmeister did something he had never done before; he asked if he could join Knott Serious. It was a crew with high standards for promotion and no toleration for lazers or mouthy jobbers. Senior Officer Valeene officially joined him to the crew and thus began his service to the Illuminatti.

The rigorous standards for promotion to officer forced Plankmeister to become a better puzzler across the board. He rose through the ranks, demonstrating loyalty and crew commitment. In April of 2010 crew captain Knottydog changed his official title from Ambassador to Lieutenant.

Because of the atmosphere of discipline especially enforced by the impetuous Ambur (now Captain of the crew Prestigious), Plankmeister began to dance when any lazer or whiney nub received a swift planking. Thus began a great tradition ... one that he gleefully maintained once receiving the burden and privilege of planking within the crew himself. You will often see Plankmeister and many others join together in the "planking dance". Dawnrenee and Mumms are most excellent dance partners.

His interests are best summarized by the following song set the tune "The Joker" by the Steve Miller Band:

Cause I'm a Planker; I'm a rigger; I'm a gunner; and I'm a digger; Got those skellies on the run.

''I'm a joker; I play poker; I'm a midnight tokener; Watch me dance as I plank someone... Oooo ooooo. Oooo ooooo.

On March 1, 2010 Knott Serious reached the difficult decision of joining Prestigious to form the flag Against The Current, of which Plankmeister is a founding Lord. Later, as the flag reorganized without Prestigious, he was promoted to royalty.

Prized Collection
Plankmeister proudly maintains a completed collection of all Hunter-released starfish.

This collection can be viewed on display at the Doyle Weavery bazzaar.