Impossible Situations

Impossible Situations was a crew that used to sail both the Hunter and the Malachite oceans. Later it could only be found on Malachite but now had disappeared there too. The crew used to fly the flag of Impending Danger on both oceans, but has later joined the flag Drive-By on Malachite.

History
In April of 2008, Asperity and Muscles decided to open Impossible Situations with mates Amasa and Smats. As a crew, they started the flag Impending Danger.

Public Statement
Game = An activity providing entertainment or amusement = YPP. SMATTED!!

Extended Public Statement
If you are easily offended, this may not be the crew for you!

A few rules for jobbing(any of these things will get you planked):
 * Listen and obey orders from the the XO/Officer in charge.
 * Please no leaving during the battle, this will cause your pay to be docked. If you do need to bail, please try and wait until after battle.
 * Do not ask to gun, I have no doubt gunners will have already been chosen.
 * No asking to divide the booty because you need to go. If you need to take off or log, you will still get paid.
 * No spamming chat with nonsense, selling items, or random crap etc.
 * No lazing! Lazing is not working on a station while the ship is in motion.
 * DO NOT be disrespectful to anyone on board. If this happens, my officers will not only make you feel stupid, but will plank you.
 * Please do not issue trades or challenges while on a ship.
 * Lastly, have big fun! We are all quite nuts, and like to have fun as well.

If you have questions, ask away. If you decide you can handle us and would like to be apart of our crew, please ask any officer.

Promotion Requirements
Requirements for promotions are listed in the private crew statement. If you ask to join as an officer, I will laugh at you. Especially if you try and tell me you need to be because you have your own ship or officer badge.

Please note that there are some officers with no stats. Captain is more then happy to answer any questions about them.