User:Dementedduck/Evilduck before merge


 * On the Viridian Ocean

Evilduck is a pirate of the Viridian Ocean. At this time he is a senior officer and Bilge Rat in the crew Delirium Cordia, of the flag Knockout. On his first day playing Viridian he took part in Fight Club, earning himself a hemp belt trinket. He prefers to display this to represent his time spent on YPP. Here he owns a pet rat by the name of Pickle, as well as several other pets. He has also won three ippolito here.


 * On the Malachite Ocean

Currently he is fleet officer and Politician of the crew Nefarious Miscreants. His pets include a rat, named Pickle for whom he takes much pride in (a little too much considering it's a rat), a Malacat named Branston (to match his Pickle), and an aqua/bronze Karkinos yet to be named, which he won as Man At Arms on a citadel run. There were said to be only around twenty karkinos on the ocean.

Evilduck is fleet officer and drunk of Walk This Way, in the flag Bipolar. He owns a dog; Jem.
 * On the Midnight Ocean

Biography
Evilduck officially started his pirate life on on the Viridian Ocean on April Fools Day, 2006. His real life friend, Silkpjs, introduced him to the game but he soon lost interest and quit the game, logging in occasionally only to log straight back out again. Six months later, October 2006, he rediscovered an interest in the game. He spent the first few months wandering about, jobbing with whoever, and will admit that even after gaining a yellow name, was greenie through and through.

One day, he jobbed for a crew name The ShadowStar Alliance (now renamed The Alliance). Evilduck developed a liking for the captain, and before he left the pillage, asked to join the crew. She allowed him to, and he began his steady rise through the ranks until he eventually logged on to find himself ranked Senior Officer. During his time in the crew he had been titled Gunner, Flirt, Wench, Drunk and Urchin.

Crew issues during the winter of 2008 led to the captain titling him First Mate, a title he was most proud of. In addition, he took command of the crew on occasions when the captain had to be absent for college exams, the only crew member she ever trusted with command of her beloved crew.

After moving to Malachite in 2008, Evilduck joined the crew Royal Pillagers for a while to be with a hearty. He eventually convinced said hearty to move to Malachite, and so joined Resurgence on Viridian where he remained for over a year. In 2010 he began playing Viridian more often and caught up with an old friend of his. When she created a crew, she asked him to join and he did so, joining Septem Mortifer Vitium as fleet officer for a while, until he was promoted to senior officer by the captain.

The activity levels of certain crew members lead to Evilduck joining the crew of his friend Millemus after much pestering. He joined Show Stoppers as senior officer, and was also made prince of the flag Infierno De los Diablos. Since being in this flag, he has been given the chance to govern. At this point Evilduck considered Viridian his home ocean once again.

Evilduck enjoys many of the puzzles, but his favourite is by far the social puzzle, despite what he says about disliking people because they all suck. When his friends in IDLD became less active, Evilduck was invited to join the crew Selenium Skies by a hearty. He did so and became fleet officer, continuing to run Ansel island for some time. After a few months in this crew, personal differences with one crew member lead to him leaving and joining the crew Aurora, under his friend Technitium, as senior officer with the title of Flirt.

After a few months he left Aurora to create the crew Double Entendre with his best friend, Decideo. He became captain, titling Decideo First Mate. They joined the flag Immoral Intent, under Evilduck's good friend Babehun, where he was Prince for a while. When Babe quit, Evilduck and Decideo created their own flag, Philosopher's Stoners, of which Evilduck was King. Evilduck dropped down to senior officer of his oligarchic crew, along with Decideo and Daniika.

More drops in activity lead to some time away from the game for Evilduck. When he returned he rejoined Aurora as senior officer and Roustabout, then under the flag Upper Class. Aurora merged into Delirium Cordia and Evilduck was consequently demoted to FO. Practically retired at this point, he did nothing to rectify the situation and it was only six months later when he logged on several days consecutively that he was made senior officer again, and titled Bilge Rat.

A new beginning
Upon the opening of the new Malachite Ocean, Evilduck rushed over to reserve his name. That same night he discussed the possibility of moving there permanently with his hearties and crew. They settled on creating a crew and splitting their time.

However, this plan was put on hold by some real life issues and was never picked up again. He opted to join the crew Riders of the Storm, after being invited to do so by Sibrseadog and Piratesse, hearties from Viridian.

He joined as fleet officer and proceeded to run pillages, enjoying his time spent there greatly. After being in the crew for a few months, Evilduck and Piratesse talked a little on the subject of roles in crews, and Piratesse decided to promote him to senior officer. Evilduck eventually chose to move to Malachite permanently with his crew, aiming to create their own flag. After The Alliance was recreated on Malachite, his captain asked Evilduck to be monarch of the flag they planned to create. Evilduck accepted and was king of Perseverance for several months.

Personal issues led to Evilduck and his captain going their separate ways and so he joined Redwall under his hearty Trimp. They stayed under Perseverance until Evilduck's hearty inherited a new flag - Crates and Bedrolls. He asked Evilduck to run it with him and so Perseverance disbanded. Evilduck and Trimp both became royalty of Crates and Bedrolls until Trimp left the game; Redwall merged with Chillin Villains and Evilduck created his own crew, Shoop Da Whoop, with the same hearty he had moved to Crates and Bedrolls for. They also created a new flag, Just Do It, alongside two captains of Crates and Bedrolls.

Real life called and other issues caused a decrease in activity for Evilduck and his best friend, so he decided to merge his crew into Chillin Villains where he remained for less than a week before deciding he had already "been there, done that." He created himself another crew, this one aptly named Double Entendre, and joined the flag Dirty Thoughts to be with his hearty, Severe. However, he quickly decided to attempt to rejoin the political side of the ocean and joined the flag Hell as Prince for a short period of time before deciding he actually wanted a slightly smaller role. He joined Drive-By as Lord until deciding to move once again, back to Dirty Thoughts.

Barnacle happens, and Evilduck and his crew left Dirty Thoughts. One of his best friends moved to Malachite under the name Dracina and expressed an interest in opening the crew up to recruitment. Evilduck disliked the idea of new recruits but agreed anyway. He and Dracina then decided to create their own flag, Questionable Intent, of which he became king. In the spirit of sharing, Evilduck gave captaincy to Dracina. When Dracina decided to move to Midnight, a few months later, Evilduck took the crew reins once again and emptied the crew completely, thus rendering him a solo captain. He intended to remain this way but less than two months later he was approached by a close friend of his, who informed him of her plan to begin a crew with two other pirates. She invited Evilduck to join and he agreed on the spot. The four of pirates decided to convert Double Entendre to the crew they wanted, and so Evilduck handed captaincy to Laurell, who has quickly become one of his closest hearties.

Months later, Evilduck felt his time on Malachite had come to an end. He'd run out of goals, the ocean was lacking in activity and he found it difficult to do some of the things he enjoyed most. He found himself logging onto Viridian for these activities where he'd created some strong friendships from existing weaker ones. He finally made the decision to make Viridian his home ocean once again. In doing so, he took the captaincy of Double Entendre and stepped down to titled in his flag. After a few months of dormancy, split up by a few visits to the ocean, Evilduck decided to join the crew Nefarious Miscreants as officer, later to be promoted to fleet officer when his activity levels rose.

Another ocean?!
One night, Trimp and Evilduck headed over to the Sage ocean to meet some fresh faces and stumbled upon an event being run on a Grand Frigate. The aim was to make a large sum of money but when people began to leave, the officers decided to port. Evilduck, by the name of Ducksaur this night, engaged in banter with the jobbing crew and was granted a navigation order "for teh lulz". He revisited his new found hearties on the ocean for a few days and decided he'd become a part time Sage pirate, posting a thread the the Sage Parley requesting that if anyone was able to free up the name Evilduck, they do so. In August of 2009, he logged on to find the name Evilduck had become free. He immediately created his pirate and rejoined his crew, now as senior officer. Months later, perhaps even years, he left Safety Scissors to join the crew Gnomeland Security with his hearty Fresna. He was ranked fleet officer, soon to be promoted to senior officer and wench, and was titled lord upon the creation of the flag Gnome Depot. The crew members quickly lost interest and Evilduck had returned to Viridian full time so he was surprised to find himself captain of Gnome Depot. A year later, he returned to Sage to join Challenge Accepted, a crew run by friends, as senior officer and surgeon.

This is just getting ridiculous..
So in January of 2010, Dracina moved to Midnight and Evilduck visted her a few times. He had no intentions of staying due to subscriptions, but he did doubscribe for a month and ended up enjoying the ocean so much, he decided to subscribe after all. He began pillaging to build up stats and poe, and within a few days he joined the crew Under a Black Flag, of the flag Bipolar. The semi-private crew allowed him to join their ranks as officer, and so he stayed and continued building his stats. Within a week he had been made fleet officer and shared many enjoyable conversations with the active crew members.

Familiars
As a pirate who has always sought success, a familiar has long been on Evilduck's agenda. In August 2009, on Malachite, a close friend informed him of her decision to buy him a familiar. He asked her not to, as he wanted to win his first familiar himself, but she found a way to trick him into accepting the familiar (one does not break a promise to a friend), so Evilduck accepted a tan/magenta parrot which he named Evanesco. When their friendship regrettably came to an end, and not in the most civil of ways, Evilduck's friend took the parrot back and sold it on. Being sentimental, as well as upset by the loss of this friend, Evilduck contacted the new owner to negotiate its return. The owner told him she'd trade the bird for no less than an identical parrot. Having only ever seen three other birds like this, Evilduck felt disheartened. Nevertheless he searched for a player named Bloodx, whose portrait featured an identical parrot. At the same time, he pillaged and pokered to raise the funds he knew he'd need to buy a replacement familiar. He found Bloodx who told him he no longer owned the parrot. This left him very pessimistic about his chances. But one night, he saw an alt of a well known pirate wearing a tan magenta parrot. He contacted him and was told he could trade the parrot for any tan familiar. Evilduck had never had more than 400k before, but the next few days were spent playing the most concentrated poker he was capable of. The very second after the hand that brought him to 700k, someone came to the table selling a tan octopus. He cashed out, bought the octo, and ran to the other pirate to trade for the parrot. Then he went to the new owner of Evanesco and traded his parrot back.
 * Malachite

His second is a tan monkey which he bought and named Chip (so he could have a Chip on his shoulder).

Just before he quit malachite, he entered a bilge/alchemistry competition for a tan octopus. He placed second in bilge, first in alchemistry, and first overall. He named it Accio.

On July 24th 2011 he entered a foraging competition on malachite for a magenta octopus, which he won. Following the naming theme, he named this Incendio.

The same week he won another tan/magenta parrot for winning the distilling category during a competition and he named this Crucio.

He was on a roll and the next month he won a second coloured familiar, this time for distilling: a pink/rose parrot which he named Protego.


 * Viridian

Soon after moving back to the ocean, Evilduck won a navy sea horse for bilging on an atlantis trip. He named this Serendipity, as suggested by a friend. Around a month later (on July 31st) he won a second, this time atlantean, for defending the ship. This one became Harry. Harry has since been sold to Evilduck's friend, who wanted an atlantean sea horse more than anything else. Serendipity has since been renamed Aparecium to better fit the naming scheme Evilduck now uses.

He owns a tan monkey by the name of Niccolo, which was a birthday gift from his good friend, Babehun. He later won a light blue sea horse, which he named Arcturus, for MAAing on an atlantis trip.