Hotel Caravanserai

Hotel Caravanserai inn is located on on the Emerald Ocean. The Inn was named by Inanna and is a parody of The Eagle's hit song, "Hotel California." Originally owned by Inanna, the inn was sold to Scarymuffin for an unknown amount in June 2006. The Inn was later on sold to Dwn in October 2006 for another undisclosed amount.

Lyrics to Hotel Caravanserai

 * On a dark ocean League point, sea mist in my hair
 * Warm smell of gunpowder, rising up through the air
 * Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light
 * My pegleg loose and my eyepatch worn...
 * I had to rest for the night
 * I had to rest for the night


 * There she drifted in the current
 * I heard the Skellies yell
 * My crew were thinking to themselves
 * "This could be Heaven or this could be Hell"
 * Then we loaded our cannons and we fired them away
 * The voices of the quties in the air thought I heard them say...
 * The voices of the quties in the air thought I heard them say...


 * Welcome to the Hotel Caravanserai
 * Put A skellies face In our trinket case
 * Plenty of room at the Hotel Caravanserai
 * Any time of year, you can find it here
 * Any time of year, you can find it here


 * Her mind is poker-twisted, with her pocket eights..
 * She got a lot of one eyed, peg-leg boys, she calls mates
 * How they rumble in corners, making crazy bets
 * Some brawl to remember, some drink to forget
 * Some brawl to remember, some drink to forget


 * So I called up the Captain,
 * Please bring me, me swill
 * He said,'We haven't had that spirit here and we never will
 * And still those voices are calling for that fine rum,
 * Keep you up till the middle of the night
 * You know you want to succumb
 * You know you want to succumb


 * Welcome to the Hotel Caravanserai
 * Feel our warm embrace in this lovely place
 * We're livin it up at the Hotel Caravanseri
 * No it's not our fault, why not bring your alt?
 * No it's not our fault, why not bring your alt?


 * Try your hand at TD!
 * No six or ten like on Ice!
 * And she said "If we turn on the turbo,
 * There's no time to think twice!"
 * There's no time to think twice!"


 * If you go to the back room
 * They're gathered for the feast
 * They stab it with their scimitars
 * But they just can't kill the beast
 * But they just can't kill the beast


 * The last thing I remember,
 * I was passed out on the floor
 * Tried to get me a whisk back
 * To the shack I was before
 * To the shack I was before


 * Relax, said the barkeep,
 * We are programmed to receive.
 * You can checkout any time you like,
 * But if you spam you leave!
 * But if you spam you leave!

Credits for the piratification of the Eagles, "Hotel California," go to Crazee, Lucan(Wilbur), Inanna and Saluteme