Grumpygrampz

Grumpygrampz is fleet officer and sailmaster of the crew Shooting Stars of Sage.

Biography
Grumpygrampz, is known as "plankmaster-extraordinaire" on the Sage Ocean. He is also known as Greylady on the Malachite Ocean and Kittyzkatz on the Sage Ocean. Grumpygrampz was created in response to the many "indecent" proposals made to Kittyzkatz. This old, bald, ugly old pirate would never have to deal with requests to "be my GF?" ever again!

Grumpygrampz is the proud owner of a renamed sloop, the Grumpy Grama. He and his ship earned the reputation of "plankmaster" while memorizing the entire ocean in a crew that did not use permission to board, thus forcing him to plank many a mate who failed to heed his repeated warnings not to jump aboard.

In the end, Grumpygrampz was paid back for his many plankings, though. On his very first trip to Atlantis, he was "planked" due to the ship sinking and lost his left hand. He now sports a jaunty hook and no longer needs to waste PoE on bludgeons!