Plank Club

Plank Club was founded on October 9, 2004.

Public Statement
Plank Club has been rated "Arrrr" by the Foul-mouthed Pirates Association. Plank Club is not recommended fer pirates below the age of 17.

The first rule of Plank Club is you do not leave a Plank Club ship before the battle is done.

The second rule of Plank Club is YOU DO NOT LEAVE A PLANK CLUB SHIP BEFORE THE BATTLE IS DONE!!

The third rule is if someone says stop, goes link dead, or lazes about the plank is overdue.

The fourth rule is at least two mates to a brigand.

The fifth rule is only one brig out at a time.

The sixth rule is no armor, no boots.

The seventh rule is pillages will go on as long as they have to.

The eighth rule is if this is your first time jobbing for Plank Club, you HAVE to be planked.

The ninth rule is no lies.

The tenth rule is ye have to trust yer captain.

You aren't alive anywhere like you're alive at Plank Club.... Plank Club isn't about winning or losing sea-battles. Plank Club isn't about words. You'll see a greenie come to Plank Club for the first time with a booty that's a pile of whale blubber. You'll see that same pirate here six months later and that pirate's carcass will be rock hard, like it's carved out of chalcocite. These pirates trust themselves to handle anything. There's bilging and sailing at Plank Club like in other crews, but Plank Club isn't about ranking well.

You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake.

You are not the sloop you sail, the contents of your hold, or your scuppering pantaloons.

You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else, and we are all part of the same compost.

I see the strongest and the smartest pirates who have ever lived... and these mates are pumping bilge and hammering nails at Plank Club.