Jackthecake

Jackthecake (also spelled JackTheCake) - Captain of the Seasick Penguins, Lord of the flag Crimson Tide, possibly deceased.

Biography
JackTheCake fell from the sky in early 2004 and landed on the shores of Turtle Island, after a quick paddle in the sea he went straight to jobbing with the navy. After about fifteen minutes of shouting at the sails for not having enough rope he realised he needed to become a captain fast.

Back on the docks he met his first two hearties, Treasuresal (who was at the time sitting on the edge of the dock, watching the boats and dreaming of bigger things.) and Kanako (Who had her head in a bilge bucket with a big grin on her face). Together they created the Seasick Penguins

Today, JackTheCake is still the proud captain of the Seasick Penguins with most of its original crew of scurvy spoon thieves. More resently he left his own flag Fizzwizzle Express to join Huge Masts but alas the flag was to soon experience a change as large as it's masts. And so he left to join Crimson Tide a fact that he is very, very proud of.

Other Facts

 * JackTheCake rarely ever plays any sea puzzle other than battle navigation and prefers to enjoy sitting in his crows nest with his secret rum stash claiming that being able to see all that you can from the nest is crucial to good pillaging. When not on a pilly he has been known to be seen procrastinating on Alpha docks and complaining that his stats look like a greeny's.
 * Has been known to carp and gun on occasion.
 * Was once planked by a greeny from his own ship.
 * Wouldn't be where he is today without the help of Kanako, Diana and Madjalanni