Gif

Gif, the girl pirate, has been playing since August, 2006 and is actually played by a boy in real life. The story goes that his son wanted to try out every aspect of Puzzle Pirates, but didn't want to have to play the girl pirate in order to do it. So, as it is the dad who always gets stuck doing what the son doesn't want to do, Gif was created. After a short stay in Pimpen's Too Easy, father and son took their pirates to Truth and Justice and, in no time, Gif had stats and a position in Truth and Justice which were not worth throwing away just to re-create a boy pirate in the game. Besides, it seems to entertain the rabble.

Achievements

 * Captain of the crew Truth and Justice
 * Former monarch of the flag Trust
 * Princess of the flag Trust
 * Helped found Radio Free Cobalt - also hosts a show on the station
 * Organizer Best Bad Idea Ever - 1 week and 1 hour long non-stop pillage - Longest Pillage Ever in all oceans

Piracy

 * Owns the sloop named the Vulture (originally the Fair Hammerhead, given by Irontomflint), and the Trust Flag Fleet
 * Founder and Curator of Trust's Rare Stick and Fish Museum - Visit the palace on, now under the flag of Trust.
 * Established the zombie hand gallery in the palace on
 * Christmas Eve 24 hour pillage
 * Organizer Best Bad Idea Ever - 1 week and 1 hour long non-stop pillage - Longest Pillage Ever in all oceans
 * Shut up and Play Week
 * Kirin Pig Training
 * Prolix Cat Training - after winning Prolix Purlieu in March 11, 2007 Blockade
 * October 2006 run-up to #2 crew fame for Truth and Justice, #1 for Trust
 * September 2007 run-up to #1 crew on Cobalt
 * Can't out pirate a pirate competition
 * Best, ahem, "man" at the wedding of Irontomflint and Vertigogull

Yarns and Jests

 * Don't forget to feed your pets! (October 2006)
 * Did you see the view out the window? (November 2006)
 * Guide to proper gun alignment. (December 2006)
 * Just click "do not allow attacks" for the ride to port. (January 2007)
 * Sakejima new crewbie bank robbery. (June 2007)
 * Hiding in the armour. (September 2007)
 * Set countless zombie hunters looking for the dig puzzle to dig for treasure under zombies (Hallowe'en 2007)