Mexi Can't

Mexi Can't is a crew that sails the Viridian Ocean. The crew currently flies the flag of Puzzleholics Anonymous.

Public Statement
Mmmmmm TACOS ARE YUMMY :D If we aren't jobbing for you, we are behind Home Depot! We buy KB for food stamps!!!!! LA KiTTY Vivi wasss herrre. love you all. :D

Extended Public Statement
Trabajo? Trabajo? Ménage à Quatro?

You may only join if you have a Chuck Stamos beard. Look it up.

NO ``GREEN CARDS``

Rules for Joining are Simple! Its up to the Joining Officer!

RANKS!!! IMPORTANT!!! READ THIS!!!! DO IT!!! ARE YOU READING???? GOOD!!!!!

PIRATES: Automatic!

We are looking for mates who work hard and who want to advance.

OFFICERS: This rank allows you to run a pillage. There is a lot more responsibility. You will need to have ALL piracy levels at BROAD or higher (sails or rigs not both is fine) and distinguished or higher. You must own at least one ship and be trustworthy.

FLEET OFFICERS: This one is a stepping stone to Señior / Señiorita Officers! All FOs are potential Señior / Señiorita Officers in training. You must have my full trust as well as the trust of the Señior / Señiorita Officers to gain this one!

SEÑIOR / SEÑIORITA OFFICERS: ALL will be Hand Picked by El Capitañ and be voted in by the other Señior / Señiorita Officers!

There are always exceptions to the rules. If anyone has any questions, please feel free to talk to me or any Señior / Señiorita Officer. Thank ye so very much! So GO GET ME SOME BLOOD AND STRUGGLE HUGGLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Our crew Theme Song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDWnKNbGYug

Officially Illustrious Nov. 27, 2011 (2 months and a week from creation) El Capitañ Hurly