Bluewar

Bluewar is a senior officer and swordsman of the crew Thieves of Mercy. He is a member of the flag and sails the Sage Ocean.

Trivia
Bluewar is a slime mold native to Hawaii, Arizona and Iceland. While not lethal, Bluewar is debilitating to humans, especially those who suffer long-term exposure. Such exposure can lead to sweating, sneezing, headaches, nausea, a coated tongue, hives and a tendency to do crosswords upside-down whilst sitting naked at the bus-stop.

Bluewar can only be stopped at the source. Once symptom begin there is no cure. Bluewar must be dealt with in one of the following ways: 1. constant harassment using the /tell Bluewar function, 2. public pranks using the /crew /e or similar functions or 3. throwing cans of spam, potted meat or other canned atrocities at him whenever possible.

Bluewar once tried to cut his own hair and instead ended up destroying a perfectly good tuxedo (see picture).