Joetacos

Joetacos is a senior officer and first mate of the crew Legion of Pie.

Biography
Joetacos began life as Joetaco. Joetacos came to be when Joetaco's hair became boring. Joetacos was created around March of 2006. Unlike his previous character, Joetacos prefered rumble over swordfight and became an avid rumbler. Joetaco was a senior officer in the Legion of Pie, thus as soon as Joetacos was created he became a senior officer again.

Joetacos' pirate life was pretty uneventful until he purchased a home on. From there he "borrowed" his captain's sloop and began pillaging. He then bought a box set and selected a backsword. When his subscription ended, he began jobbing and saved up 19k. He bought a cutter, the Young Herring, from Crabbycrank on May 27th, 2007. He took it out on its maiden voyage June 19th. Joetacos sold the cutter a few weeks later. He had a portrait taken with Piemaster a few days after that. He bought his dog Major Zero June 29th.

Right now Joetacos resides with Piemaster on.

Trivia

 * Joetacos can never resist a "That's what she said..." joke
 * Joetacos only uses his fists or brass knuckles in Rumble
 * Joetacos has made many enemies in his many travels
 * Joetacos won an incredible gunner trophy after bilging which is arguably the greatest glitch ever
 * Joetacos invoked the wrath of El Pollo Diablo on June 26th 2007