The Salty Mouthfuls (Emerald)

The Salty Mouthfuls is a crew on the Emerald Ocean, originally founded on the Sage Ocean by Crookedface (Crooks), and is populated by mates from their crews on the Hunter Ocean and Malachite Ocean, as well as new recruits.

The TSM name dates all the way back to Azure, where The Salty Mouthfuls (Azure) stormed the beta seas in style and with couture. Their name appears on the Emperor Island monument and the Azure memorial. The Salty Mouthfuls (Hunter) went on to enjoy a long prosperous period under Fjord's reign, including building a crew shipyard, donated by Fjord via The Eye's winning Aimuari Island.

The next incarnation of TSM was The Salty Mouthfuls (Malachite), which made a valiant effort but, well, Malachite.

After dalliances with a variety of flags, the crew voted to move out, and decided on Sage as their new home. TSM spent some time considering the political climate regarding flag considerations and potential alliances, finally settling in with Eternal Glory.

Notable achievements
TSM has had a collection of skilled puzzlers. Some notable players (past and present) include:


 * Alexchandra, #1 blacksmith, #1 distiller, ultimate shipwright
 * Buccawash, ultimate poker
 * Crooks, ultimate forager and ultimate sailor
 * Charismango, ultimate carpenter
 * Extrametrica, #1 sailor, ultimate forager, ultimate rigger, ultimate treasure hauler, fam winner
 * Fjord, former captain, former governor of Pukru Island, ult battle nav, ult nav, ult drinker, ult gunner, ult treasure hauler
 * Hurrhurr, #1 carpenter, #1 forager, #1 alchemist, ultimate bilger, ultimate shipwright
 * Kareem, #1 blacksmith, #1 hearts player, ultimate carpenter
 * Kittenofdoom, #1 alchemist
 * Malecomb, ultimate carpenter
 * Manchowder, #1 hearts player, ultimate spades player, ultimate forager
 * Rapportus, Ultimate of Ultimates on Hunter. 'Nuff said*
 * Rubella, #1 rigger, #1 shipwright, #1 blacksmith, ultimate bilger, ultimate carpenter, ultimate forager, ultimate distiller, fam winner
 * Siblan, a pirate
 * Sykic, ultimate bilger, ultimate carpenter, ultimate gunner, ultimate poker player, ultimate treasure hauler, ultimate angry
 * Turous, ultimate blacksmith
 * Vervaine, #1 alchemist, ultimate bilger, ultimate carpenter, ultimate forager, ultimate treasure hauler

(* -available for children's parties)