Too Drunk To Plunder

Too Drunk To Plunder is a crew that sails on the Cerulean Ocean. The crew currently flies the flag of Catastrophe.

History
Too Drunk To Plunder was founded on 4 April 2009 on the Midnight Ocean. On 1 December 2011, Too Drunk To Plunder absorbed the crew Lub Monkeys.

Contributions / activities

 * During October of 2009 spilled rum all over themselves and lit it on fire...
 * While putting out the aforementioned fire, learned that fire is hot.

Public statement
Invitation is open to all good-natured mates who would like to join. We are an active crew running pillys, monkey hunts, Cursed Isles, and playing the gaming tables. We are always looking for new officers, and are willing to train them.

Extended public statement
We welcome all types of pirates to our crew,

But if you're not fun loving, good natured and mildly dirty minded then this is not the crew for you. We can get a bit naughty at times......

We ask that all Players in our crew follow a few basic guide lines.


 * 1) Be respectful and courteous to fellow crewmates.
 * 2) Don't plank without giving the other player a fair chance to respond to a personal tell and a whistle
 * 3) Do not leave in the middle of battle unless you have something urgent in real life.
 * 4) Do not board a ship at sea without first asking PTB (permission to board).
 * 5) Remember at all times this is a game and have some fun.

If you have a problem with a member of this crew please contact Edtheshifty.

Crew stalls

 * Monkeypoot’s Ironmonger on Winter Solstice
 * Seroled's Point Made on Gaea
 * Egg Grog on Winter Solstice (managed by Seroled)
 * Seroled’s Apothecary Stall on Wrasse