Parrots of Vengeance

Parrots of Vengeance is a dormant crew that sails the Cobalt Ocean. The crew currently flies the flag of Dark Asylum and is generally based on.

History of Parrots of Vengeance
Parrots of Vengeance was founded on 6 March, 2006.

Public Statement
We be the fierce and mildly unplesent Parrots of Vengeance!!! We be the crew that mothers tell their babes about to scare 'em into being good. ARR!! Captain and Surgeon of Parrots of Vengeance and Demon Prince of the flag Dark Asylum is the fallen angel Nightdemon. Some say that to women his eyes are the deepest blue and when they look into them they become enchanted and swoon, but to men they are as black as his heart. Thus his enemies should beware the eyes, as they are so soul destroying that it will drive them to the very depths of despair!

Senior Officer and First Mate of Parrots of Vengeance is Mugford the Mighty, defeater of the Chicken o' Bristol, friend to all but his enemies. Cross his path if ye dare, for it be told that he has ray eyes and can see the future in the bottom of a can o' sardines!

Senior Officer and Damsel of Parrots of Vengeance and Princess of the flag Dark Asylum is the temptress Pandoras. It is said that she is so stunningly beautiful that any man that sets eyes on her becomes so overwhelmed with desire that their heart races to a thousand beats and explodes!

Crew Mythology
Just how the Parrots of Vengeance got their name is steeped in mystery, some say an old sea dog as mad as a herring told the following tale "Whilst following an old treasure map Mugford, Nightdemon and a close friend got scuppered on the rocks protecting the treasure island they had been searching for. One night on the island the supposed close friend stole the treasure map and thus had crossed Mugford and Nightdemon. On realising they had been crossed Mugford and Nightdemon connected their mystical parrot trinkets together and a flock of parrots descended on their former close and pecked out his eyes!!" After finishing his story a sudden and unexpected solar eclipse occurred and in the ensuing darkness the old pirate let out a harrowing scream, and when the eclipse had passed, he was found dead, missing his eyes and with a parrot feather in his hand. People claiming to have been there that day say they saw a flock of parrots perching in a nearby tree. Some people believe this as legend whilst others believe it is just a myth, either way cross them at your peril!!!