Puzzle Pirate Code

The Puzzle Pirate Code started in a thread in the Shore Leave forum. It is a Puzzle Pirates version of Geek Code.

= Playstyle =

Addiction Level (A)

 * A- I'm a greenie
 * A Yeah, I've subscribed.
 * A+ I play a few times a week.
 * A++ I play daily.
 * A+++ I'm a lifetime subscriber, and have been since Azure.
 * A++++ What's this "outside" they're talking about in Shore Leave?
 * A* When I answer the phone, people greet me with "Turn off the pirate game."
 * !A I don't have a problem. I can quit at any time. *twitch, twitch*

Alts (L)

 * L- One pirate is enough.
 * L I only play one pirate, though the other slots are useful for whisking, accounting, or other special purposes.
 * L+ I play all my three pirates frequently.
 * L++ I have multiple accounts to store all my alts.
 * L+++ I have multiple computers because 4 simultaneous Java clients are not enough!
 * L@ I have alts I use for camping purposes.
 * LB-| I play an alt when I want to be incognito.

Skelly Hunting (Sk)

 * Sk-- Skellies? what are they? and why is it so dark here?
 * Sk- fought 'em and never won
 * Sk my crew fights them when we land and discover skellies
 * Sk+ I sometimes hunt
 * Sk++ I hunt skellies at least 3 times a week
 * Sk* I am in a skellie hunting crew
 * Sk! I started my own skellie hunting crew and I refuse to give up even though there are now 40 skellies per fight instead of 5 and we all have sticks =P

Zombie Slaying (Zm)

 * Zm-- Zombies? What are they? And why is their capitalisation booched?
 * Zm- I show up for round two... just in time to watch the zombies die in the first match.
 * Zm I'll fight zombies if I land and discover them.
 * Zm+ I usually hunt zombies.
 * Zm++ I hunt zombies at least 3 times a week.
 * Zm+++ I hunt zombies every chance I get. If I have an idle moment, I check for the zombie mission.
 * Zm* I am in a zombie slaying crew.
 * Zm! I started my own zombie slaying crew and I refuse to give up even though zombie matches rarely go beyond the first round or two. =P

Ultimate Lists (Ult)

 * Ult-- People who follow ultimate lists need to get a life.
 * Ult- I don't care what my rank is in the ocean.
 * Ult Checking ultimate lists are fun, I guess.
 * Ult+ I like to see how I'm doing.
 * Ult++ Every day I set my alarm for when the ultimate lists update.
 * Ult+++ I have each ultimate list I'm on in a browser window/tab and autorefresh every five seconds.
 * ?Ult I don't have any ultimates so I don't care.
 * Ult#1 I must be #1 in everything I do.
 * !Ult Where's the ultimate list for docktarting?

= Social =

Dating (D)

 * D-- I don't get this "pirate wedding" stuff. What do their real world partners think of that?
 * D- My romantic life in the real world is quite fulfilling, thanks.
 * D My significant other in the real world also plays Puzzle Pirates.
 * D+ I have a real world life partner, but I also have pirate crushes that don't mean anything.
 * D++ I have a pirate marriage that is independent of my real world affiliations.
 * D! I met my significant other on Puzzle Pirates
 * D!! I met my SO on Puzzle Pirates and we're together in real life
 * !D Single here, single there.
 * D:( I've been heartbroken too many times on YPP, so to Davy Jones' Locker with dating
 * D* I flirt with anything that moves.
 * D** I am Jacksparrow.

Docktarting (DT)

 * DT-- I am RobertDonald
 * DT- Docktarting's for losers. I swordfight / drink / pillage all the time!
 * DT Eh, I docktart once in a while.
 * DT+ I spend some time on the docks with a couple of buddies
 * DT++ I spend a lot of time on the docks, especially at Alpha!
 * DT+++ Nothing beats sitting near the docks for hours on end, doing absolutely nothing but making a fool of yourself!
 * DT++++ I am Llama, Dora, Thesis, Inga, Adida or (insert notable dock-tart here)
 * !DT I idle a lot, and I don't make a fool out of myself like those idiots in Alpha.

= Politics =

Crew (C)

 * C- A real pirate goes where the booty is, and doesn't need a crew.
 * C I'm a pirate in a crew.
 * C+ I'm an officer.
 * C++ I'm a Senior Officer or Captain.

Politics (P)

 * P- Away with ye, foul demons!
 * P I'm a social butterfly, but don't care about politics.
 * P+ I'm flag royalty, and I love it.
 * P++ I only play this game for the Social Puzzle (tm).
 * P+++ I regularly check up on flags and crews blockading position I spend hours trying to decipher what they're up to

= Puzzles =

Carpentry (Cp)

 * Cp-- You can rotate the pieces?
 * Cp- A pig’s breakfast is good, right?
 * Cp I can keep a sloop out of the red.
 * Cp+ Masterpiece ^10 and counting!
 * Cp++ I solo merchie brigs by putting all my bots on sails.
 * Cp* I am Janthina.

Bilge (Bl)

 * Bl-- My ship has sunk and I don't care.
 * Bl- I just can't shake this nasty case of crabs!
 * Bl I bilge when ordered to.
 * Bl+ I prefer bilge.
 * Bl++ When I bilge, the red gauge can be full, but the blue gauge is always empty.
 * Bl* When I am on, ye can only find me standing next to a bilge pump, else I am off.

Sailing (Sa)

 * Sa-- But I wanna carp!
 * Sa- What are these "tokens" you speak of, and what do you want from me?
 * Sa I like the feel of the wind in my face
 * Sa+ I can get a sloop to max speed in under 2 leagues
 * Sa++ I can provide 3 tokens per round for a sloop
 * Sa+++ VEGAS VEGAS VEGAS!

Rigging (Ri)

 * Ri-- But I wanna sail!
 * Ri- You wanna get groups of three to the corners, right?
 * Ri I prefer sails.
 * Ri+ I prefer rigging!
 * Ri++ I make excellent/incredible every time
 * Ri+++ I can clear a board in one move!

Gunning (Gu)

 * Gu-- I'm Solid/Able, can I gun?
 * Gu- I put three balls in each cannon!
 * Gu It's powder, wad, shot, right?
 * Gu+ I can load a cannon a turn.
 * Gu++ I can load 4 cannons a turn.
 * Gu+++ I'm all the gunner Kuibbles needs on a brig run.

Navigation (N)

 * N-- Duty Nav is lame. Get rid of that scuppering puzzle.
 * N- I don't really like to nav.
 * N I've done it before. I'm ambivalent.
 * N+ I like the nav puzzle.
 * N++ Nav is awesome, but I don't have many routes memorized yet.
 * N+++ I have at least two archipelagos memorized, and nav is one of my favourite puzzles.
 * N++++ I don't remember what a blue dot looks like.
 * !N I'm not an officer, so I can't nav, but I'd like to try it some time.
 * N* I am Tedv.

Treasure Haul (TH)

 * TH:@ I press the TH button every time it pops up.
 * TH-- If I wanted to bilge sideways, my monitor would be on its side, thank you very much.
 * TH- You have to make vegases using lots of clicks, right?
 * TH? What's a flotilla?
 * TH:( I TH when I can, but I often never get to because people always abandon stations.
 * TH Tried it, doesn't really excite me.
 * TH+ Broad/respected
 * TH++ I have solid experience, and I have a friend that regularly leads flotilla attacks.
 * TH+++ I drive frigs into flotillas regularly. I'm ultimate
 * TH++++ I sink my own sloops so I can treasure haul.

Shipwrightery (Sw)

 * Sw? Sail 'em and let somebody else build 'em.
 * Sw-- Why won't the white pieces move?
 * Sw- My pieces get washed away all the time.
 * Sw Look, Ma, I made a cannon!
 * Sw+ The gold pieces are your friend.
 * Sw++ I only make 5-piece items. Pfft.
 * Sw+++ Vegas^3, baby while the flag is dropping! Too easy.
 * !Sw I force my crew to get a job at my ship stall and make them shipwright. I'm too busy docktarting.

Distilling (R)

 * R-- Real pirates drink rum, they don't make it.
 * R- Umm. So light colours always move up and dark colours always move down, right?
 * R I tried it a couple times.
 * R+ I know how the pieces move, and I like the puzzle.
 * R++ Make rum, not war.
 * R+++ I see the puzzle board as a series of interlinking paths. Not only am I Ultimate, I am one with the Rum.

Alchemistry (Al)

 * Al-- There was an update?
 * Al- It's like Pipe Dream, except not fun.
 * Al I've tried it. Whatever.
 * Al+ Woo! I haven't had this much fun breaking Erlenmeyer flasks since high school!
 * Al++ Double Double, Toil and Trouble!
 * Al* I haven't slept since the update because I've been playing alchemistry nonstop!

Blacksmithing (BS)

 * BS-- What's with all these numbers?
 * BS- What's with all these chess pieces?
 * BS I can clear some of the squares.
 * BS+ I can usually make a finely balanced weapon.
 * BS++ I can usually make a keen blade.
 * BS+++ Masterpiece, every time!
 * !BS The new crafting puzzle booched my ironmonger shoppe!
 * BS* I was part of Project Knightfish.

Tailoring (Ta)

 * !Ta The new tailoring puzzle booched my tailor shoppe!
 * Ta* I was part of Project Platy.

Weaving (We)

 * !We The new weaving puzzle booched my weavery shoppe!
 * We-- Who needs fabric?
 * We- How do you play this, again?
 * We So... groups of four are cleared, right?
 * We+ Double, Triple, Bingo!
 * We++ Vegas, Vegas, Vegas!
 * We* I was part of Project Haddock.
 * We** I am Nickbush

Texas Hold 'Em Poker (TP)

 * TP-- Uhh... should I play this? My friend says he wins money.
 * TP- Played once or twice, I always lose.
 * TP I play, win some money sometimes, lose it the others, and my skill level hasn't passed Respected yet.
 * TP+ Why do they make those low bet tables? I always win, so I play the 200/2,000 tables.
 * TP++ I almost always go to the highest table I can afford, and I'm really close to Ultimate.
 * TP+++ Oh yeah! I'm winning millions of PoE from this, I always win, I am Ultimate most of the time, and I go to the highest table I can afford.
 * !TP I'd rather be docktarting.
 * TP? What is this Texas Hold 'Em? I have never heard of it.

Swordfighting (SF)

 * SF-- Which end is the pointy one?
 * SF- I am expert/able
 * SF Fighting beats dock tarting
 * SF+ I've won money in a Tourney
 * SF++ I've beaten a member of Black Death
 * SF+++ I'm in Black Death
 * !SF I'd rather be docktarting.
 * SF>* I am Complicated, Tedv, Kurosh, or Calais.

Rumble (Rm)

 * Rm-- Owww, my face...
 * Rm- How do you make combos?
 * Rm I can strike and sprinkle
 * Rm+ I can mess up some faces.
 * Rm++ I can insta easier opponents. Thunk! Kapow! Crack!
 * Rm+++ I've been booted from a Rumble table by Amethyst.

Drinking (Dr)

 * Dr-- This puzzle is totally luck-based and requires no skill whatsoever. Learn to SF, ya pansies.
 * Dr- Never tried it.
 * Dr I've tried it in tourneys once or twice.
 * Dr+ My Drinking experience shows up in bold print.
 * Dr++ I am Ultimate in Drinking! Y'arrr! *hic*
 * !Dr I'd rather be docktarting.

Treasure Drop (TD)

 * TD? What are those sperm-like things over pirate heads in the inns? Eww.
 * TD-- Treasure Drop is pointless and silly.
 * TD- I lost poe exponentially in Treasure Drop.
 * TD Treasure Drop is fun.
 * TD+ I'm too impatient for cards.
 * TD++ I can trick my opponent into giving me the points I want.
 * TD+++ I can make multiple coins drop at the same time.
 * TD ++++ I've earned a game's worth of points in one drop before.
 * TD$ I double my poe by playing Treasure Drop. Bwahahaha.
 * !TD CARDS ONLY.

Spades (Sp)

 * Sp---   Isn't this hearts?
 * Sp--    Oh, you WANT points.  I see...
 * Sp-     Bags?  What are bags???
 * Sp      Well, they replaced a table in the inn.
 * Sp+     I have something to do while waiting for people to pillage!
 * Sp++    I've stopped docktarting, and started playing Spades.
 * Sp+++   There's something other than Spades?
 * Sp++++  I started playing this game because of Spades.
 * Sp*     I only logon to play Spades.
 * Sp**    I got a friend to join because of Spades.
 * Sp'     I am Onyx.
 * Sp ''    I am Whitefire.
 * Sp '''   I am Nity.
 * SpR?    I am perpetually able because of my scuppering partners.
 * Sp5     I only play 500 point games.
 * SpP     I only play at private tables
 * SpO     I am part of OA, Overbidders Anonymous.
 * SpU     I am part of UA, Underbidders Anonymous

Spades: Nilling/Setting nils (SpN)
First group is how you nil, second group is how well you crack nils.
 * SpN--  What's nil? / My opponent nils with the ace of spades and wins.
 * SpN-   Blind nils are evil from beyond. / Why would I use high spades early?
 * SpN    I can blind nil with most hands. / I can set some blind nils
 * SpN+   I nil with most bid 2 hands. / I can set some nils
 * SpN++  I nil with most bid 4 hands. / I set most nils.
 * SpN+++ I can nil with the ace of spades.  Really! / I set Whitefire nils.
 * SpN2   I've won a double nil.

Hearts (Ht)

 * Ht? What is this bastard child of Spades?
 * Ht--- So hearts aren't good this time?
 * Ht-- I can't get past able, and the only person to blame is myself.
 * Ht- I frequently earn 23 points a hand.
 * Ht I enjoy Hearts.
 * Ht+ I'm good at getting rid of the Queen of Spades.
 * Ht++ I can Shoot the Moon.
 * Ht+++ Playing for less than 5K poe is a waste of time.
 * Ht++++ I only play Hearts. Pillaging is for greenies.
 * !Ht I'd rather be docktarting. Grumble.

Sea Battle (Bn)

 * Bn-- I will order a greenie to bnav before taking the helm myself.
 * Bn- Run away!!!
 * Bn If I get engaged, I can handle myself.
 * Bn+ I'm pretty good.
 * Bn++ I am psychic.
 * Bn+++ El Pollo Diablo's got nothin' on me.
 * ?Bn I am not an officer, so I have no idea.

Pillaging/Command Style (X)

 * X--:--:-- I only hire Legendaries or Ultimates / Say the wrong thing, and it's the plank for you, matey / My ship is a grim, humourless place, like a Dickensian workhouse or a cubicle farm.
 * X-:-:- I have fairly strict hiring criteria / I'll plank ye if you score below Fine or if ye're distracting people / I occasionally chat, but more often than not I puzzle.
 * X:: I take a look at the jobber's profile before I hire 'im / Lazers get the plank! / I regularly chat, but we usually stick to topic and don't get too distracted.
 * X+:+:+ I'll hire anyone, but I'll keep a blacklist / It's okay to goof off a little on me ship, but NO CHALLENGES! / Our ship is a lively, fun place, and we don't think to stick to the task at hand.
 * X++:++:++ I'll hire anyone! / Can't we just get along? / PAAARTAY!
 * X?:?:? You mean we can hire other people? / What's 'plank'? / What is this 'fun' you speak of?
 * X!:!:! I sail alone / Planking is EVIL / NO TALKING!
 * X *:*:* I love cramming people into my ship / I'm a member of the Plank Club / You can't get me to stop talking when I'm sailing. Trust me, people have tried.

Blockades (B)

 * B-- Why do you need an island? Just open some stalls.
 * B- Not my cup of tea.
 * B I've jobbed for a blockade here and there.
 * B+ They're fun! I participate every time.
 * B++ Blockades are the only true test of pirate mettle. Bring it, little boy.
 * BP-) I have a disability.
 * B$ To Davy Jones' locker with any of you scupperers who don't pay your jobbers.

Flotillas (Fl)

 * Fl-- JUST GRAPPLE ALREADY, I WANNA SF/RUMBLE!!!
 * Fl- Tried one, didn't like it.
 * Fl I occasionally go on flotillas if there's nothing else to do.
 * Fl+ I go once every week or two.
 * Fl++ I go whenever I see it on the notice board. Flotillas are awesome!
 * Fl+++ The reason BK's don't set up flotillas on my ocean anymore is because I kill them too fast.
 * Fl! I only go on sinking flotillas. Nonsinking flotillas are for wimps.
 * Fl$ I only go to Treasure Haul.
 * !Fl I'd rather be docktarting.
 * Fl:( I can't go on flotillas because my computer is too slow.

Brigand Kings (BK)

 * BK? What's a Brigand King? Are they related to Burger King?
 * BK-- I avoid them like the plague. They're too scary.
 * BK- Not my thing.
 * BK I've fought BKs before but never won.
 * BK+ I've won against a BK before.
 * BK++ Hooray trinkets! Gotta catch them all!
 * BK+++ If you're not BK hunting then I won't pillage with you.
 * BK* I have my own BK hunting crew.
 * !BK DOCKTARTING ONLY.

Atlantis (Atl)

 * Atl--- Atlantis is just a gimmick. Real pirates do blockades or flotillas.
 * Atl-- Scout Triketoses give me nightmares.
 * Atl- Mommy, save me from the fish men!
 * Atl I've been there, but it's nothing special.
 * Atl+ Die you evil turtles! Mwahaha!
 * Atl++ I just lost four hours of my life but it was worth it!
 * Atl+++ Atlantis is my only source of income.
 * Atl++++ Just forward my mail to Flooded Sanctuary of Nereus.
 * Atl? What is this "Atlantis" you young'uns are always yapping about?
 * Atl! I came out of retirement because of Atlantis.
 * !Atl I'm not a subscriber/I don't have a Bravery Badge so I can't go to Atlantis :(
 * Atl& People never hire me for Atlantis because my stats aren't good enough.
 * Atl% I purposefully sink sloops in Atlantis so I can get an injury.
 * Atl:( My computer can't run Atlantis.

Defending/Dragoon challenges (Def)

 * Def--:-- Defending is a waste of time. I'd rather be puzzling./Isn't that what defenders are for?
 * Def-:- I only defend when I have to./Wow, those dragoons must be on steroids.
 * Def:: I defend only when I'm feeling lazy or when there's nothing open./If I'm feeling lucky or my station is boring I'll take one-on-ones.
 * Def+:+ I like defending because I don't have to puzzle./I can hold my own in a one-on-one.
 * Def++:++ You want me in that fray. You NEED me in that fray!/I win one-on-ones most of the time.
 * Def+++:+++ Just call me [your name here], Killer of Dragoons./I can win just by clicking Accept because they're so afraid of me.
 * Def!:! Stop pulling me out of TH for a dang fray!/Dragoons suck.
 * Def*:* I can't defend because I'm not ranked high enough in swordfighting./I never get to one-on-one because the captain never lets us.
 * DefR:R Why can't these be rumble frays?/Why can't we rumble them? Swordfighting sucks.
 * Def?:? What's defending?/What's a 'Bellator'? Isn't that some kind of Pokemon or something?
 * Def??:?? I never go to Atlantis./I never go to Atlantis.

Citadels (Cit)

 * Cit- Does anybody actually win these things?
 * Cit We can keep it close but we end up losing.
 * Cit+ I've been part of a winning fray before.
 * Cit++ 70 dragoons? Pfft, mere child's play.
 * !Cit Nobody ever wins these things. Scupper citadels.
 * Cit* I love them even though nobody knows how to team.
 * Cit? What's that donut looking thingy on the map? Can we eat it?
 * ?Cit I can't do Citadels because I can't/won't go to Atlantis.

Atlantean Booty (AtlB)

 * AtlB-- I'm complaining to the OMs because the game must be rigged, since I never get anything from Atlantis.
 * AtlB- I always get old clothes that smell awful and make people avoid me.
 * AtlB I get a decent amount of PoE and occasionally something useful.
 * AtlB+ I've gotten some nice stuff in Atlantis before.
 * AtlB++ I've gotten Atlantean clothing before.
 * AtlB+++ I have wardrobes full of Atlantean clothing.
 * AtlB++++ I've gotten a crab and/or a seahorse.
 * !AtlB I always sink so I never get anything.
 * AtlB:*) I have or have had a starfish on my face.
 * AtlB? What are these "treasure chests" you people keep talking about?
 * ?AtlB I don't get anything because I never go.

Shoppes (Sh)

 * Sh- Never tried shoppekeeping.
 * Sh It looks fun.
 * Sh+ I run a stall.
 * Sh++ I manage a shoppe or two.
 * Sh+++ I own a shoppe or two, but have other people running it.
 * Sh++++ I own shoppe(s) which I run like well oiled machine(s).
 * Sh0_-===== Been there, done that, found sticking a fork in my eye more fun.

= Possessions =

Portraits (Pt)

 * Pt? There's something to do at the palace other than swordfight tutors?
 * Pt-- What kind of pirate needs a bloody picture of themself?
 * Pt- I'm too poor to afford 15K poe, I just use that free portrait mission to make myself seem richer.
 * Pt I have a portrait.
 * Pt+ I use my portrait as an avatar elsewhere.
 * Pt++ I have portraits for all my moods/clothes/specialty items/familiars.
 * Pt+++ I have group portraits, portraits of all my buddies, wedding portraits, holiday portraits...I AM PRETTY.
 * Pt$ I buy portraits for other people.
 * Pt* I've designed a portrait backdrop.
 * !Pt I prefer user-created oog portraits.

Wealth ($)

 * $--- I struggle to buy tan bandanas
 * $-- Wow! The navy sure is a good way to get money!
 * $- I can buy some things when I save up
 * $ I can buy basic clothes as I want them
 * $+ I can buy dark coloured clothes and I've saved up to buy a couple of ships
 * $++ I'd say I live comfortably in the pirate world.
 * $+++ I can have my pretty black clothes and ships waiting for me in every arch.
 * $++++ Black clothes, black ships, warchests dropped left and right
 * $S? I own a stall or shoppe and I usually reinvest all of my money, so I really don't know anymore

Clothing (Cl)

 * Cl-- I wear the rags I came off the Pollywog with. Clothes are a waste of poe.
 * Cl- I wear all tan because it's the cheapest option out there.
 * Cl I have a personal favourite outfit I always wear. I re-buy it when it dusts.
 * Cl+ I have 2-3 outfits I wear regularly.
 * Cl++ I have at least 6-7 of each clothing item type.
 * Cl+++ I have over 10 of each clothing item type. I know who owns every tailor in the ocean. People call me a walking tailor rack. I have clothes to match every ship I own.
 * Cl* I am Crystallina.

= Forum/YPPedia/Outside Game =

Forums (F)

 * F- Keep me away from those forums. I like this game too much to let a bunch of tarts ruin it for me.
 * F Never visited them.
 * F+ I go there now and again to trade and/or to keep up with current events.
 * F++ I read the forums daily.
 * F+++ 100% USDA Approved Forum Tart.
 * F++++ I am atteSmythe, Gotagota, homullus, or a name in the title of the Sideshow.
 * F* I am Ramirojr.
 * F** I am Diamondblade.
 * !F What forums? I'm only here for the Sideshow.

Game Design (GD)

 * GD- I tart frequently about things I don't like, but don't offer suggestions for improvements. Not my problem.
 * GD I play the game. I don't make it.
 * GD+ I make suggestions in Game Design, even if it is just a little feedback on clothing now and again.
 * GD++ If you enjoy a game, it's your responsibility to give feedback. I am very active in Game Design.
 * GD$ I am a developer or Ocean Master and don't need to dignify this with a response.
 * GD$$ I am Cleaver or Nemo.
 * GD* I am Faulkston.

Fanart (FA)

 * FA! I just don't even try
 * FA--- No, that's Nemo, and that's Edward! ;_;
 * FA-- I have paint... I've scribbled out a few PP-related doodles.
 * FA- At least people don't laugh at my PP art.
 * FA I've gotten compliments for my creative ideas, but not so much the talent.
 * FA+ I've drawn some PP fanart and I'm proud of it, and get a positive response.
 * FA++ I draw PP fanart often and get lots of compliments and requests.
 * FA+++ I've won Nemo's contests.
 * FA$ I sell avatars for POE.
 * FA$$ I make real money for PP art, in other words, I'm Nemo.

YPPedia (Wki)

 * Wki--- I suspect Eris really left because of my petitions.
 * Wki-- I've heard of Wiki...that's witchcraft, right?
 * Wki - What was the address again?
 * Wki I browsed it for kicks once.
 * Wki+ I have a link on my desktop.
 * Wki++ I have a personal link on Wiki.
 * Wki+++ I've stopped playing YPP to support my Wiki habit.
 * Wki++++ I think my computer's stuck on Wiki or maybe its just me.
 * Wki* I am a YPPedia administrator.

= Miscellaneous =

Screenshots (Scr)

 * Scr--- I would take some, but it's too hard to get the camera out.
 * Scr-- I've never touched the PRT SCRN button in my life.
 * Scr- I try, but I'm way too slow on the PRT SCRN button to take a decent screenshot.
 * Scr I take screenshots if the joke's good.
 * Scr+ My screenshots have their own folder, and it's constantly growing larger.
 * Scr++ My finger might as well be on the PRT SCRN button since I press it so much
 * Scr$ I have won Nemo's screenshot contest, or I've made money from them some other way.
 * Scr$$ I'm the guy who takes screenshots of the game for Three Rings and distributes them to people
 * !Scr Someone else can take the screenshots, because I'm not going to do it.
 * Scr? You mean you can take screenshots? How?

Box Edition (Bx)

 * Bx--- I now hate Three Rings with every orifice of my being for coming out with this.
 * Bx-- I wish to burn any Y!PP Box Editions I see and crush the person who came up with the idea.
 * Bx- This is obviously an attempt by Three Rings to rip people off.
 * Bx It's ok, but it has its flaws.
 * Bx+ I certainly like it. I give Kudos to Three Rings.
 * Bx++ I would buy more than one if the effects stacked.
 * Bx+++ I wish to buy any Y!PP Box Editions I see and hug the person who came up with the idea.
 * Bx? What in the world is a box edition?
 * !Bx I know what the box edition is, but not interested in buying it.

Ice Ocean (Ice)

 * Ice? Why isn't Ice showing up on the list of oceans?
 * Ice-- Watching paint dry is more exciting than this graveyard of an ocean.
 * Ice- Nobody is ever on, so I don't go on it.
 * Ice I go every once in awhile to see what's coming up soon in new releases.
 * Ice+ I like testing the new stuff.
 * Ice++ I pillage/puzzle there a lot.
 * Ice+++ I subscribe to Puzzle Pirates just for the Ice Ocean.
 * Ice++++ Normal oceans are a waste of time. Ice is the wave of the future, man!