Hurtboss

Hurtboss is one of the oldest pirates of Puzzle Pirates on Viridian Ocean. He went on duty for the first time as a greeter on 15/12/06 and has helped various greenies.

Biography
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 * Resistance is Futile

After a long period outside of Puzzle Pirates, Hurtboss' account got deleted. Since 8th July he is back in the active, and filled the spot of senior officer in the crew Resistance Is Futile, which was the first crew to actually job him. He has been given the title of Quartermaster after the blockade for (which Outlaw Forces won) because he XO'ed for his captain, who B-Naved for the flag. He loves all and every member of his crew and loved his flag at that time, Vanguard.


 * Independent

After a few misunderstandings arose in RiF, Hurtboss chose to leave the crew and settle alone on the Ocean.


 * Pride before Fall

2 short days after he left RiF, he created his own crew, Pride before Fall, with the only intent of making it's fame Rumored in order to join Vanguard with his mates. A day after the crew was created, the former RiF Captain and the mates he loved began a new crew, Reign of Chaos.


 * Reign of Chaos

Hurtboss settled in this private crew where the hassle of acting responsible (which he hates) disappeared, because the crew is short and the only people in it are responsible for themselves. He fills the spot of senior officer in this crew and is a member of his Flag. As in RiF, he got his title, Quartermaster.


 * Phantasm

The crew Reign of Chaos got renamed to Phantasm, giving place to the Flag, under the same name, but remained the same otherwise.


 * Reign of Chaos

Even though the crew is the same, in a desire to spice up and twist his gaming experience, Hurtboss has entangled himself in the Political side of the game, and got a royal spot in his crew's flag, Reign of Chaos. He has, since then, been stripped of his quartermaster title and made treasurer instead.


 * Present

Nowadays, Hurtboss likes to hang around in different Oceans with his friends, mostly Swordfighting and Rumbling, trying to learn Swordfighting from his friends Porphyris and Bowserspower. It is extremely rare to see him at sea, which is subject of mockery more than many-a-times. He, however, stoically takes the hit and comes back saying, 'umad'.


 * Resigning from Duty

Hurtboss, after a long Puzzle Pirates career, decided to throw in the towel and quit the game on October 3rd, 2011.


 * Obvious follow up

As almost all would be quitters, Hurtboss came back to the game shortly after, and proceded gaming as usual.


 * New ideas

After the game yet again became stale and unentertaining, Hurtboss thought about an idea him and Remorse had in the past, one of creating a new crew just for the kick of it, and have some friends around. This quickly spinned into creating a Flag and becoming politically active once more.


 * Requisition

With Copacabana as his main alt, Hurtboss and Remorse founded Colloquial Extortion and the flag Requisition, names which Hurtboss thought of himself, since Remorse isn't creative at all. Since the creation of said flag, Hurtboss got involved deeper in blockading, becoming the spokesperson of Requisition, and the on-duty jobbing contact and land admiral. He enjoys all time spent here with one of his best friends, and is currently what takes most of his PP time.


 * Present

After Requisition's downfall, and somewhat of a breaking up with former Requisition members, Hurtboss is now mostly retired (for good, this time), logging on once every 15 - 20 days, just to meet up with his crewbies and to be dragged onto a mind numbing CI.

Flag roles

 * Prince of Requisition (Copacabana)
 * Prince of Reign of Chaos
 * Former king of Night Assassins
 * Former lord of Tainted Purity

Crew roles

 * Senior officer of Colloquial Extortion (Copacabana)
 * Senior officer of Phantasm
 * Former captain of Night Hawks
 * Former captain of Pride before Fall
 * Former officer of
 * Former senior officer of Oceanos
 * Former senior officer of Oceania
 * Former fleet officer of Ocean Generals
 * Former fleet officer of Dragon's Horde

Standings

 * Achieved #1 rumbler on the Hunter Ocean on February 12, 2011
 * Achieved #1 rumbler on the Viridian Ocean on February 13, 2011
 * Achieved #1 rumbler on the Sage Ocean on July 13, 2011
 * Achieved #1 swordfighter on the Viridian Ocean on September 5, 2011

Familiar wins

 * Won a tan octopus familiar in an automated familiar Rumble tournament, on Viridian, on September 15, 2010
 * Won a black / tan parrot named Angela on a player made Rumble tournament on Hunter, along with 1 million PoE, as the entry fee was 500k
 * Won a tan / blue parrot in an automated familiar Rumble tournament, on Viridian, on November 15, 2010
 * Won a tan octopus in an automated familiar Rumble tournament, on Jade, on November 30, 2010
 * Won a tan monkey in an automated familiar Rumble tournament, on Viridian, on January 15, 2011
 * Won a tan octopus in an automated familiar Rumble tournament, on Hunter, on May 27, 2011
 * Won a tan octopus in an automated familiar Rumble tournament, on Viridian, on June 20, 2011
 * Won a tan octopus, unnnamed, in a player made Swordfighting tournament on Hunter, along with 2.4 million PoE, as the entry fee was 1.2 million
 * Won a persimmon / tan parrot in an an automated familiar Rumble tournament, on Viridian, on July 10, 2011
 * After ridiculously losing in colored familiar tournament finals time after time, Hurtboss finally got his hands on a red monkey, sometime mid-December, 2012
 * Has won more familiars than these, but stopped recording them here.

Miscellaneous

 * Blockaded in favour of Pay for Play at, during the Great Oceans Blockade Party
 * Won, along with Anubiss, Vsmeifudare and Turtlesoup, the Rumble OCL 2009, on September 26
 * Won a Bia's doll on a tournament restricted to the participants of the Rumble OCL 2009

Top spots on the ultimate list

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Shoppes, stalls and governorship

 * Governed on Meridian


 * Governed on Meridian


 * Manages [[Image:Icon_tailor.png]]Bam Boom Bop on
 * Manages [[Image:Icon_tailor.png]]Turkish Delight on
 * Manages [[Image:Icon_palace.png]]Everything Rocks on Terra Island
 * Manages [[Image:Icon_estate_agent.png]] Bobcat on Tigerleaf Mountain

Blockades
Hurtboss has taken part in whatever way (XO, Nav, Admiral, LA, JC, etc...) in the following Blockades:

(This table wasn't updated from October 1st, 2011 until July 30th, 2012)


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 * -> Executive Officer
 * -> Executive Officer
 * -> Executive Officer
 * -> Executive Officer
 * -> Land Admiral / Stockmaster
 * -> Executive Officer
 * -> Stockmaster / Executive Officer
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 * -> Navigator
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Injuries

 * Was left an eye short after a ship sinking in the Kirin Blockade in July, on the Meridian Ocean.

Tutorials and puzzle help
Hurtboss' YouTube channel was regretfully accidentally deleted sometime in July, 2012, and he has no plans to recreate his channel at the time.