This Is DECAF

History
This Is DECAF is a crew on the Viridian Ocean, it has been found by Annihalator, with this crew he expresses his hate for decaf coffee.

Public Statement
DECAF is no Coffee.

Extended Public Statement
I so hate Decaf. This cup of DECAF made me so angry....

How am I supposed to do my work on DECAF???

Song about Coffee
Dethklok - "Duncan Hills Coffee Jingle"

Do You Folks Like Coffee? Real Coffee, From the Hills Of Colombia?

The Duncan Hills awake you From A Thousand Deaths. A Cup Of blackened Blood. (Die, Die) You're Dying For A Cup.

Guatemala Blend, Ethiopian, French Vanilla Roast. (Die, Die) You're Dying For A Cup.

Prepare For Ultimate Flavor! You're Gonna Get Some... now And Scream... For Your Cream

Duncan Hills, Duncan Hills, Duncan Hills Coffee.

The Coffee Song Written By: Bob Hilliard / Richard Miles

Way down among Brazilians Coffee beans grow by the billions So they’ve got to find those extra cups to fill They’ve got an awful lot of coffee in Brazil

You can’t get cherry soda Cause they’ve gotta sell their quota And the way things are I guess they never will They’ve got an awful lot of coffee in Brazil

No tea or tomato juice You’ll see no potato juice Cause the planters down in Santos All say no, no, no

A politican’s daughter Was accused of drinkin’ water And was fined a great big fifty dollar bill They’ve got an awful lot of coffee in Brazil

When Brazilian ham and eggs need savor Coffee ketchup gives ‘em flavor Coffee pickles way outsell the dill Why they put coffee in their coffee in Brazil

You date a man and find out later He smells like a percolator His cologne was made right on the grill Hey they could percolate the ocean in Brazil

Don’t ask for hot cocoa there They’ll say you’ve gone loco there But say caffeine or coffee bean and they’ll say ay ay ay

So you’ll add to the local color Serve some coffee with a cruller Dunkin doesn’t take alot of skill They’ve got an awful lot of coffee A great big pot of coffee They’ve got an awful lot of coffee In Brazil, Brazil, Brazil Cafe ole Yeah