Kittenofdoom

Kittenofdoom is a totally sexy senior officer of the crew and a prince of the flag The Usual Suspects.

Origin
Many centuries ago, the seers of things yet to come glimpsed a vision of a good-looking man playing an online pirate-themed puzzle game who would be the doer of many things awesome. This guy's name, at least in the game, was Kittenofdoom. This guy's name, not in the game, is none of your business. Seriously, are you a stalker or something?

Originally a long-time pirate from Hunter, "KoD" (as the kids sometimes like to call him) was full to the brim with pre-existing talent, which probably doesn't show up in his stats so there's no reason you should point and laugh.

Kittenofdoom is a long-time Senior Officer of the Salty Mouthfuls. When Malachite first opened and other officers were greedily buying sloops for themselves, KoD selflessly spent his time in the navy saving up money to buy stock for those sloops so he could randomly attack anything that moved.

Kittenofdoom was elevated to royal status in the flag, The Usual Suspects, during the first round of elections. He immediately set about abusing flag broadcast privileges and declared war on several different species of goat. His official responsibilities in the flag are "PvP and War Events Leader", which means he shoots stuff. He shoots stuff good.

Important Facts (there will be a test)

 * Achieved in late July, 2008
 * Forages for fruit in his alt crew, Fruit of the Doom, because PP poker is totally dumb
 * Is responsible for training new and inexperienced officers in the art of Bnav
 * Smells really good
 * Because he showers frequently
 * Frequently engages in solo Pillages, during which he has won several Brigand King trinkets
 * Once shot a ship in Reno just to watch it sink
 * Just saved a ton of money by switching to Geico!

Kittenofdoom has navigated in the following blockades:

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