Rabbid Zombie Bunnehs

Rabbid Zombie Bunnehs is a crew in the flag Trophy Tarts on the Emerald Ocean.

History
Black Massacre was founded on the 7th of January, 2008 on the Sage Ocean. The crew was renamed Rabbid Zombie Bunnehs in late 2009.

Public statement
Nemo me impune lacessit

Extended public statement
Warning: If you are offended by the word "Boobs" this is not the crew for ye.... Remember this is a GAME so bring the drama elsewhere. We understand how difficult it is to leave pp behind in real life, so here are some tips.

How To Act Like a Pirate: Cut off the bottoms of all your pants. When people ask you about it, claim that you snagged them on sharp pieces of coral.

Find a puffy shirt and wear it all the time...if it was originally white, it should turn a nice beige/taupe color. Add a contrasting sash.If your job forbids you to openly dress like a pirate, wear the pirate gear under your business suit (uniform, mascot outfit, etc.). When people begin to wonder about the stench, tell them it's the smell of the sea.

Integrate the following words into your lexicon: Matey, booty, Arghhh,savvy, buried treasure, plank, scoundrel, plunder etc. Say them in a low, gravelly voice.After all, you've been breathing in saltwater and are bound to be a little parched and raspy.

Don't bother with a real parrot. Visit your local taxidermist and see what they have. Anything with feathers will do.

When people ask you what the heck you're doing, tell them " Will Turner sent me..."

Get into the habit of wearing an eyepatch. If at all possible, switch eyes every day so as to not strain one eye.

Develop a swagger and claim that you've got sea-legs, or because you've been drinking..

Go to the tanning salon often. Pirates have well-baked skin.

You need an earring, mate! For accuracy, make sure you get a hook and jam it right into your earlobe.

The words "FTW" and "PWN" are strictly FORBIDDEN at all times...however feel free to use the word "UBER" to yer hearts content.