Gods Of War

The crew Gods Of War was originally founded by Onelove for the sole purpose of being the males' blockade crew in the Battle of the Sexes Event Blockade. Since then, Onelove and her first mate, Harrjm have built up the crew, and it has become large and active.

Events and blockades are the goals of the crew. To this end, a sinking war fleet Inferno has been commissioned. The crew is also provided a fleet of sinkable sloops to be used for sinking battles during wartime.

Public Statement
The sky split apart and the God of War stepped through. Descending from Olympus, he saw the making of a god in a mere mortal.

Extended Public Statement
For our new members: Always ask PTB (Permission to board) before hopping on any ship that is out on the sea. Have fun and enjoy your stay! Read on...

Gods of War Rules:
 * 1) Dont take shit from anyone. PvP them instead.
 * 2) Never take anything personal or you'll make Manda krai.
 * 3) When in doubt shoot all cannons, both sides.
 * 4) Dont piss off the captain, or Fidelity will piss on you.
 * 5) Never recruit children or people who act like children just because they don't know any better. Never recruit insecure people. Never recruit drama-queens. I'll kill you.
 * 6) Hump each other as often as possible.
 * 7) Engage in weekly KY Jelly Wrestling with Syndrome. Astroglide is also acceptable.
 * 8) Laugh at every war dec threat and laugh even harder if they do war dec. If we go to war, let Harrjm piss them off to no end. Boomy and Glub!
 * 9) Be yourself and be great at it.
 * 10) Do not molest CT's pets; molest her instead. (Dog included, he bites.)
 * 11) Do what you want but you better kick some ass!
 * 12) Theta is always the master of your quarters.

We rock. Yep.