Hellacious Hamsters

Hellacious Hamsters was created by the strong pirate Hamsterz and his first mate Topico who decided one day as they sat together in the inn and watched the pirates scramble around and spam beyond belief. Then a spark of genius burst into their heads. They decided that he wanted one thing and one thing only, and that was ocean domination. They grabbed their PoE and their drinks and ran off to their shack and created their crew.

After months of building their crew to a major success with many ships and a fame of eminent, Hamsterz created his current flag Hell.

Public Statement
Death be with you.

Extended Public Statement
HH is back and better then ever.

Welcome to the crew that has the potetional, and defiantly has, done great things, in the past, present, and future.


 * Jobbing Rules
 * 1) Always station, if you don't, don't job for us. You get planked.
 * 2) Obey the Excuitive Officer (XO), and all other officers on board (including the bnaver)
 * 3) Straight lining or suicide gets you planked.
 * 4) Only treasure haul when told.
 * 5) Don't advertise on our vessel. Thats what ban lists are for.
 * 6) Don't start any arguments on our ship. Yeah.

We job anyone and everyone on the usual pilly, greenies and all. If you booch or get learning 3 times in a row, expect a plank.

We are now recruiting anyone and everyone.

Contact Hamsterz, Seadogg, or Ganderz for event planning.


 * Tilla & SMH Rules

If there are lazers and the stations are not filled, we plank the lazers.

Everyone should defend, we won't pull from stations unless needed.

There are no designated defenders unless we have full stations, period.

The bnavver will only respond to messages in officer chat. So, ask all questions to the XO. MAA will do the same.

People in Charge who aren't Hamsterz: 1) Ganderz 2) Seadogg, 2 people who can be trusted with PoE and information.