User:FallenTree/Bullettime's Blurb Bazaar

Note: this page is still under construction.

Original Introduction
So, I've seen all the avatar shoppes up on the Mariner's Muse, and they intrigue me. Unfortunately, I myself can't draw, so I'm going to try my hand at the artistic talent I do have: writing!

To my knowledge, writing shoppes are rare, if not unheard-of, on the forums. So I don't have a reliable way to price anything. No big deal, though - just post your request in the thread or PM me, and we'll find a time to negotiate the details.

I'm willing to take orders for just about anything involving the written word. (Prices may be higher for longer or more technically demanding pieces.) That includes prose or verse, or even shorter stuff like crew/flag names or ship renames. If you can read it, I can write it.

NOTE: I retain the intellectual rights to this work. It may only be used for the function (signature, crew/flag statement, bulletin board...) for which it is purchased. I won't write your homework. I won't write contest entries for you. If I find out my work is being misused by the buyer, I will take any disciplinary steps available to me.

Credentials

 * Poetryck or Treat, Halloween 2006: Part One and Part Two (won a Black/Orange Parrot Feather - the contest had no official ranking)
 * The Scene Is Set, Fall 2006: Entry (won a Black/Pink Parrot Feather for second place)
 * A Piratey Lust for Cephalopod, December 2006: Entry (won 10,000 PoE for first place)
 * Holiday Half-Hour Homilies, Christmas 2006: Entry (won an Aqua/Black Winter Ornament - the contest had no official ranking)
 * Author's Author Deathmatch, 2006-2007: Round Two and Round Three (won several items, including an Ancient Calendar, for second place overall, with third place in Round Two)
 * December Daily Doodles, December 2006: Entry (earned an honorable mention, but no prize)
 * Weekend Doodle (Caption Contest), December 2006: Entry (earned a Navy/Black Winter Ornament and an Elephant for winning)
 * Plundered Poems - Nursery Rhymes, January 2007: Entry (won a Yellow Starfish for fourth place)
 * Easter Easel, April 2007: Entry (earned a Violet Lily and an Egg for winning)
 * Brigand King Daily Doodles, May 2007: Entry (earned a Purple Daisy for an honorable mention)
 * Karaoke Kapers, March 2007: Entry (earned a Lime Orchid for lyrics, but did not place because my voice is terrible)
 * Pi Day, March 2007: Entry (earned an Orange Pie for an honorable mention)
 * Valentine's Event, February 2007: Entry (earned a Box of Chocolates and a favor from Glaucus for being Glaucus's personal pick)
 * Write a Brigand King, June 2007: Entry (earned an honorable mention)
 * Hunter Ocean Poetry Contest, June 2007: Entry (earned an honorable mention, but no prize)
 * Insert Name Here, June 2007: Entry (placed ninth, out of contention for prizes)
 * Musical Mayhem, June 2007: Entry (won Purple/Purple Brass Knuckles for first place)
 * Greatest Hits, July 2007: Entry (did not place)
 * December Daily Doodles, December 2007: Entry One and Entry Two (won a Handkerchief, Exotic Coffee, and a Purple/White Winter Ornament for two wins)
 * Pi Day Poetry++, March 2008: Entry (won a Glaucus Egg - the contest had no official ranking)
 * Easter Easel, March 2008: Entry (won a Rose Orchid and Lulee's prize-winning egg)

Past Commissions
Note: the content of these commissions may go up later. Most are still accessible from the original Blurb Bazaar thread.

Handcrafted mass-mailing for Dismissed, 1k + avatar (payment still outstanding)

Crew statement for Castawayjoe, 5k

Event naming for BlackBeth, 25k (fee waived)

Signature for Dougerarg, 15k

Greeting cards for Holypirate's tournament, 5k & in-game advertisement

Crew statement for Pirates Revenge on Viridian, 5 doubloons

Haiku for evermind, 10k (if memory serves)

Signature for Hypnos, one Hypnos doll (not actually a commission)

Signature for BebeMaster, indeterminate price

ROMS death scene for Zandia, 25k

Poem for smackhead, 20k

Event post for daleenmarine, 30k

Current Engagements
Events: None

Commissions: Edley

Requests for commissions can be added below this space as desired. Please leave enough contact information so that we can work out a deal.