Laser

Biography
In January of 2005, Laser first appeared on the Midnight Ocean, much to the delight of all the wenches living there. He first joined up with The United Pillagers and worked his way to the rank of senior officer before parting ways and joining The Phoenix Warriors. During his time in the Warriors, Laser befriended many a luscious lady and, using as few words as possible, made them all fall head over heels for him. Laser was voted and installed as governor of Jorvik Island on June 16, 2007.

Contributions and Achievements

 * Current governor of.
 * Owns a pretty painted ship.
 * Obtained an Ultimate status in all the important puzzles.
 * Holds the record for longest playtime without a single word being said.
 * Falls asleep randomly.