High Velocity Monkeys

High Velocity Monkeys was a crew on the Sage Ocean. It flew the flag of One Step Beyond.

Public Statement
Travel at the speed of dark, then no one can see you walking the uphill stretches.

So ye find that you have stumbled across the High Velocity Monkeys. Hope we find ye in fine health and welcome into the presence of pirate legends in the making. We may be a crew like any other crew, but one thing that makes us different is our members, and ye if you so wish to convert to the dark side and join us on the turbulent battles of the oceans! We operate as a team of people, taking what we can and giving nothing back! We treat each other with respect and courtesy, wit and integrity, and treat other crews with the same care, even if they lack the common sense to join the [arguably] greatest crew in sage. Ranks work according to Stats and Loyalty. Do not expect to automatically become a SO on joining even if you have the stats of a demigod which we should rightly bow down and worship, but you will earn your rank and thus it is more satisfying! Ultimately, have fun! Pillage your heart out and the heart out of the enemy! Fair winds and happy pirating,

Drink up me hearties Yo Ho! Captain Tina X