User:Tripletdummy

Hey I'm Officerjoe of the Crew Keelhaulers. Overall, i 'm just a fun loving pirate and enjoy pillages in the company of great friends, laughter, and any Keelhauler's event. I have been Captain of this great crew since a little bit before 2011. When I contacted my fellow founding fathers to say I was starting up Keelhaulers again, and this time I would be captain, Lto ( former Captain ), Deonix ( formerly Dinoraptor ), and Deputydog also came back to reunite the old gang. This started the modern era pf Keelhaulers, which has since become a thriving crew of at most times about 70 members and one of the top 50 most famous crews on Sage. The people and flags I have been with have taught me many things and been wonderful friends. Some of my best hearties are Lto, Deonix, Deputydog, Ktran, Loubeard, Bronxy, Senagle, Pour, and so many other people from the flag Temptations and Rum. Although I have never been a very rich pirate PoE wise, I like to think I am a excellent Captain and Extraordinary hearty. You may find me simply catching up with friends both old and new at the docks, out sailing the high seas, relaxing at my Manor or at my crew's Hall.If ye see me sometime, strike up a conversation if I'm not busy, or join ask to join Keelhaulers and be a part of our wonderful adventures on this ocean we call Sage.

Also, a great thanks to:

Dinoraptor (Deonix), Lto, and Deputydog: You guys started up this crew with me, and although we may have some epic plank wars sometimes and fight over the stupidest reasons, ye guys mean a lot to me and Keelhaulers.

Dinoraptor: 1: Sorry your account got deleted 2: I'm glad your back as Deonix.

Ktran and Bronxy: You guys were some of the first Officers to join me in our awesome adventures that started back up in 2011, and I consider ye both one of the best hearties anyone could have.

Accurist and Pour: You guys do so much for Keelhaulers and ask so little, it's great having Officers and Hearties like you guys. You guys are really both some of my top hearties.

My Senior Officer Team: Where to begin? I could trust every one of you with everything, and you guys have stuck it out through the bad times (getting robbed out of 200k twice in a week ?) and the good. You guys are some of the best, no matter what other crews/ pirates may say or do.

Bartleby: Who's the best dog on sage??? You are! Yes you are!!! Thanks for being my faithful dog for the past 4.5 years.

As for every other ocean, I'm stilled called Officerjoe, but not really much of anyone there. Sorry, but I'm not leaving sage.

To all my hearties: Love ya muchly.

If I left you out here, send me a tell or something. If you read this and like it, send me a tell or something. If you want to offer me 1 million PoE to merge crews, please hop on a sloop, find the first dark blue ship on the horizons, and try attacking it. Do it rumless too! I dare ya. And after that come back into the inn and lemme get ya the much coveted triple injury set of a hook, pegleg, and eyepatch. Heck make that 2 of each. ( Keelhaulers is not for sale, and neither is my dog)