Polite Murderers

Polite Murderers is a crew that sails the Emerald Ocean, originally founded on the Sage Ocean, and flies the flag of Black Flag

Public Statement
Polite Murderers pays a bounty of 15,000 poe for shanghais! Read more below. --- Pay a living wage! Doubloon cost/144 for basic labor!

Extended Public Statement
Yar! This be a crew for me and my best mates. Being an officer in this crew shows more that we trust ye with our boats then that ye know what yer doin! If ye want to be an officer in this here crew, hang around long enough for us to feel like we know and like ya. Then ye can be an officer! As fer ye jobbers; play nice kiddies. Being a Polite Murderer only means we will be nice to you while we be killin ya (i.e. its the plank for rude jobbers).

Your Captain Schnivelbiv

Why you want to join polite murderers:
 * 1) We are run by experienced pirates that know and can teach a great deal about the game.
 * 2) We are part of the best flag on Sage, Black Flag!
 * 3) We have many ships to pillage with including several renamed and heavily decorated ships that we encourage crew members to use and enjoy.

Promotion Requirements

 * Cabin person is for Alts and Strangers
 * Pirate: Be A Real Person, and Not a Alt
 * Officer: You should at least have broad in most of the piracy skills and have practiced bnav with the navy. If you are not a greenish pirate and it shows on your stats and trophy page we will probably give you this rank after a short time. Note that if you dont plan to run pillages yourself or make trade runs you don't get anything for being an officer aside from getting to spend 8 doubloons on the badge, vs 1 for a pirate badge.
 * Fleet officer: Own a boat and keep it unlocked... if you want to run through our holds then you need to let us in yours...
 * Senior officer: Don't even... Kanchi is the Lord of The Black Flame, Keeper of the Kiss of absolution... BACK OFF... maybe if Kanchi likes you he will share some of his power with you... but don't expect it or it won't happen....
 * Captain: We don't even think about replacing our dear captain... Schnivelbiv is mine and your captain even to the ends of the sea... where we take ramming damage and then mock him for running into the end of the sea