Kirbyzepimp

Kirbyzepimp is an officer-in-training and damsel of the crew Siren's Song and a member of the flag Illium Eternae. He sails the Sage Ocean.

History
Kirbyzepimp started his pirating carreer as Schoolisout in the Summer of 2006. He joined the crew Time Lords of Sage, under the captainship of Docwho. He worked his way to fleet officer in the crew before transferring his PoE to Kirbyzepimp, he then deleted Schoolisout.

Kirbyzepimp started out in Time Lords of Sage again, but soon left the crew to join Irish Rogues; never rising above cabin person, Kirbyzepimp soon left the Rogues to search for other crews to further his pirating carreer. Little is known about this part of Kirbyzepimp's history, except that he crew jumped for while. Returning to his roots, Kirbyzepimp tried to locate Lezzy and Nooblar, only to find that they had created Siren's Song. With this knowledge he sought out the two, and joined Siren's Song. After a month or two of hopping on and of for pillages, Kirbyzepimp went dormant for several months. He returned to find many updates and surprises that came in his absence. After playing in Siren's Song for a few months, Kirbyzepimp went freelancing again. He joined two crews before returning to the Sirens, Impending Insanity, and A Phoenix's Song whose captain, Seawaterdrop, he still remains in contact with. Kirbyzepimp obviously has an Song obsession. Kirbyzepimp is mostly retired from Puzzle Pirates, seeing as real life take priority. He still checks in on his crew-mates every once in a while.