The Occifer's Club (Malachite)

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The Occifer's Club at a Glance
Malachite Ocean
Captain	Greco
Senior Officer(s)	Altro,Darkbnavv, Joncole, Kazer, Lanfear, Starenigma, Quibbler, Sloopdogg, Thedarkbnavv
Organization
Politics	Autocratic
Shares	Even
Flag Affiliation	The Usual Suspects
Founded	6 May, 2008
Last updated on 19 July, 2008
Crew Info

The Occifer's Club is a crew on the Malachite Ocean.

Public Statement

“Even pirates, before they attack another ship, hoist a black flag.”-Bela Kiraly

Extended Public Statement

Ahoy there, and welcome to the crew! No matter if you're just visiting or staying forever, we hope that you find the crew comfortable, friendly, and only slightly perverted.

If you're just visiting (even if you're staying) please follow these few rules:

1. No shouting! Please leave the yelling up to the officers!

2. Please stay on your stations! In order for your bnavver to get maximum PoE, you must try hard!

3. Please be positive. Leave all bad attitudes at port, if you know what's good for you. :-)

4. Please do not hop on any other ship than the one you've been jobbed onto without asking.

5. No letting Greco break the crew news with about how much she loves her crew.

6. No letting Striderrs play poker. Ever. Under any circumstances.

7. Never let Joncole try to expel someone, because then he'll expel the wrong person and make Greco cry.

8. Always hug the Tasha because she's cute and cuddly. And full of rainbows and sunshine.

9. Never expel Leinhart. Or Greco will beat you up.

10. Striderrs is always the last one to get things. You'll get used to it.

11. Always huggle the Lanfear, for he is made of awesome.

13. There is no rule twelve. Why? I have no idea.

14. Whenever Hurt logs on, always say, "oww."

15. Never give Emostriderrs something sharp.

16. Always make fun of Striderrs for loving Hera.

17. "Never spend more than 2000 doubloons"-Joncole.

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