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Art:Parroty Parity Parody - Pirate's Pair-adise

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Parroty Parity Parody: Pirate's Pair-adise! was a familiar contest run in the Mariner's Muse section of the YPP forums during October & November 2005. Players had to write a piratey parody about their idea of "a pirate's paradise" and thne perform it. Each entry had to be the product of two players working together. First place, a pair of matching parrots, went to Llama and madelyn for their effort, "Greenie's Song." Second place took home a shell trinket and third place went away with a rare piece of artifact furniture.

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Llama & Madelyn's winning entry

Greenie's Song

People smile and tell me I've got a green name
Then they all proclaim, that I really must be lame.
I can't spell or puzzle well, but I still have hope
That I can learn the ropes, if I don't be a dope.

And even though ya might get tarty
I'll ask "wil u b mai Hartee?"
And I will beg for lots and lots of po-o-o-oe
And when I see you on the dock
I'll curse and whine and shout *censored*
Until you blackspot me, and then I'll log off.

Seems as though a month ago I was playing WOW, (I was an Orc Shaman!)
never had to kowtow, but I they say I have to now!
And now I'm standin' here just havin' fun
But I got a Shun, 'cause all I want to do is gun!

And even though ya might get tarty
I'll ask "wil u b mai Hartee?"
And I will beg for lots of clothes and po-o-o-oe
And when the swords start to get clanky
I won't team and you'll have to plank me
And then you'll blackspot me, and I'll log off.

"This ain't Viridian- it's Midnight, dear,"
Your mates will mutineer, if you go and call 'em "Queer"
Now our crew is nice if you treat 'em right,
And just be polite, don't go and start a fight.

And even though ya might get tarty
I'll ask "wil u b mai Hartee?"
And I will beg for swords and clothes and po-o-o-oe
I won't listen to a single word
I'll just ask you where you got your bird
Until you blackspot me, and then I'll log off.

Love a girl who emotes that she loves me back, (/me likes you too!)
hang out in my shack, I hope I'll get her in the sack.
And then I find, after I make her mine... she's a guy
I say goodbye... sit in the corner'n cry.

And even though ya might get tarty
I'll ask "wil u b mai Hartee?"
And I will beg for poe and poe and po-o-o-oe
And when you send me your pic
I'll run and hide 'cause you have a... mast.
and then you'll blackspot me, and I'll log off.

Second Place

If I Had 1,000,000 PoE[1] by Squido & Wufu

Third Place

Little Salt the Cabin Boy[2] by MsViolaceous & Ratnose
Pirates in Paradise[3] by Starfaller & Synful
Pollywog[4] by Madam & Homullus

Mp3 Files

(audio)
Greenies Song (info)
Llama and Madelyn's winning entry
If I Had 1,000,000 PoE (info)
2nd Place - Squido and Wufu
Little salt the Cabin Boy (info)
3rd Place - Msviolaceous and Ratnose
Pollywog (info)
3rd Place - Homullus and Madam
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